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The Empress of all Maladies by AsIfYouCouldOutReadMe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy is dying. The leader of the world’s most lethal contingent of Death Eaters is running out of time and options.
For the ‘mad scientist’ of Voldemort’s court, Theodore Nott, the only solution is to experiment in ancient magic and enact a soul bond between his friend and the missing Golden Girl.
Hermione Granger has been in hiding since Harry Potter took his last breath during the Battle of Hogwarts. Five years later, betrayal will rip her from obscurity and challenge every notion she has on morality, friendship, and love.
The Dark Lord's spymaster, Blaise Zabini is a man broken by pain. But he’ll protect what he has left in this world with his life… and yours.
A Selfish Bond. A Long Fought War. A World Forever Changed.
Featuring a violently possessive soul bond, Hermione breaking bad, action & violence, horror, smut, healing, revenge, feminine rage, ensemble cast, and a smidgen of comedy. Dual POV. HEA "you're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it" vibes.
Part 1: Chapters 1-43
Part 2: WIPSeries
- Part 2 of The Empress Of All Maladies
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Draco Malfoy was well on his way to resurrecting his family’s name. He’d embraced the idea of settling down with his pureblood heiress and breeding her like their ancestors intended, letting his cock wander on the side.
Unfortunately, his wayward libido kept leading him back to the same exact place.
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Crime Boss Draco Malfoy engages in a decades-spanning affair with Minister for Magic Hermione Granger. Chaos ensues.
Please Note: This fic does not have a posting schedule. Each chapter is a vignette based on a different song, and the only through-line you really need to know about is that they be cheatin'. They're both toxic, but in like a fun way.
This fic in no way condones the use of the endearment “pookie”. I know it’s awful. Hermione knows. Draco knows. And if you also know, then you’re in on their joke.
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In an effort to “have fun” and “live a little” good boy Draco Malfoy attends his first rave, a rather on-the-nose affair hosted by Pansy Parkinson. The theme is Rave-mas, the booze and drugs are flowing, and the main act of the night is Lioness, Hermione Granger’s nom de guerre.
This fic has very little to do with Christmas - honestly, I just liked the name. It’s more inspired by that one night around the holidays in which everyone is in town, so you go out and get a little reckless with the people who know you the best.
Featuring an awkward, smitten Draco; DJ Hermione; Supportive NottPott; party planner Pansy; drug dealer Neville; scene boy Goyle; Cormac bashing; rave culture.
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Theo knew he wanted more from Marcus, but he underestimated the scope. He assumed it was just sex. He assumed the infatuation was temporary. He assumed he'd come out unscathed.
It was to be none of those things.
A standalone prequel series to The Empress of all Maladies that tracks Theo and Marcus' torrid history through vignettes. You don’t need to know anything about TEOAM to enjoy this fic, nor do you need to read this fic to enjoy TEOAM.
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- Part 1 of The Empress Of All Maladies
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Hermione Granger is days away from passing the most important legislation of her storied career with the Ministry, but today is her Anniversary and Draco has just the thing to distract her.
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Draco dresses up as Edward Cullen to cheer up his busy bride