I wanna eat you up (like Betty Crocker)
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The true Time-Turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.
(In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)
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He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows.
Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.
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Harry meets a fun-loving magical snake whilst at the zoo for Dudley's 7th birthday which changes his outlook on his life and the people in it.
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When Harry Potter does not show up for his first year Hogwarts Wizarding Britain’s world turns to shambles as they uncover exactly what happened to the boy since he vanquished the dark lord. And now the boy has disappeared and they have no idea if he is even alive.
Years later Hadrian Potter-Peverell is found defending a small store from a death eater attack. No one is prepared for the strong, confident, incredibly powerful boy that is seeped in darkness and has an array of dangerous secrets.
Around the same time the notorious international assassin group First Blood shows up in Britain…
And Voldemort? He’s incredibly intrigued both by the dark, uncaring, powerful, sadistic assassin Azrael, and the flirty, sweet, confident and extremely powerful Hadrian Potter-Peverell that shows up out of nowhere.
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'Everyone has gone mad', is Hari’s only thought. What else could explain Voldemort demanding to marry her?
“It’s almost amusing,” said Voldemort. “Watching Hari Potter happen to other people.”