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Bio

My name is Theo / Theseus

I go by he/they/it pronouns

hi if you know me irl don't look at anything from the insane shit pseud please and thank you.

I'll post something to one of my pseuds one of these days...i just feel cringe when I write...thinks.

grrr, I don't WANT to pay gorn, they burned my wife and fucked my crops !! 😡

if I put a good ol kudos on a freaky fic I probably didn't mean to
 
I don't have many bookmarks because I don't need one yo, I read tons yo

I don't have a big social media presence, you likely don't know me.
 
approach me and I will piss everywhere as a defense mechanism, I'm warning you.

 

 

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"One of these days, the rot will consume my flesh and the soil caress my bones, maybe then I'll find the peace I long for. But hoping for such a thing to arrive faster has never gotten anywhere for anyone, so I lay in my own tears, waiting for mercy."