Lexi0Black
Bio
~~Pass this ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer!~~
Quotes
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used to build walls. Repeatedly.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something
Don't knock on death's door... ring the doorbell and run. He hates that!
My door is always open so feel free to leave.
It wasn't attempted murder...I missed.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
My knight in shining armor is on his way. He just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty. (BE SCARED!)
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, baffle them with your B.S.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Well behaved women rarely make history.
When in doubt, push random buttons!