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Merlin is fiddling about with crossbows and swords in the armoury when he hears them—a set of footsteps approaching the door. His back straightens automatically as he stares nervously at it, a little excited; it's probably Rowan. Rowan, Sir Leon's squire, with the blond hair and the eyes that Merlin can pretend look just like Arthur's, Rowan who keeps looking hopefully over at Merlin during drill and servants' dinner. Merlin wouldn't say no to a bit of fooling about with the man; hadn't said no, actually, when he had approached Merlin after drill that afternoon and suggested a round of 'sword polishing' together in the evening.
The door creaks open. Merlin smiles, expecting Rowan, only to be dramatically disappointed.
"Aren't you happy to see me," Arthur says, sneering at him, closing the door and leaning against it.
"I'd just wanted one half-hour where I didn't have to see your mug, sire," Merlin mutters, picking up a rag and listlessly wiping down the wooden table in front of him, knocking against all the arrows and quivers on the surface.
Arthur's sneer widens. "What are you even doing in here?"
"Nothing," Merlin lies. "I misplaced some of your armour as well as your shield, so I came in here to see if I could find them."
"Really, now." Arthur crosses his arms. "I remember wearing it all up to my chambers a few hours ago. Also remember you helping me out of it then making some excuse to fuck off."
"Ah. I recall now. I'm hopeless as ever, eh?" Merlin grins sheepishly (falsely) at him and drops the rag back onto the table, lacing his fingers behind his back.
"Yeah," Arthur says, looking mightily unimpressed. "Come on, now. Time for dinner." He turns to leave, but Merlin hesitates. Rowan might still come, and the thought of coming off with someone else instead of by his own hand is just too appealing to abandon.
"Oh, erm, weren't you s'posed to dine with the king and Lady Morgana tonight? And those guests from Bayard's kingdom?"
Arthur stops short and fixes Merlin with an incredulous stare. "Yes, and?"
"I, I was just thinking I'd get a head-start on the armour polishing here. You know, so I can go early to bed. Would that be okay with you, sire?"
"You," Arthur says slowly. "Actually want to polish my cuisses and my chainmail and even the helmet you love to call my 'stink reservoir'."
"I'm just trying to be a better servant," Merlin offers weakly, when Arthur crosses his arms.
"They're all up in my chambers anyway, Merlin. Out with it," Arthur snaps. "What's wrong?"
"Does something have to be wrong for me to be here, Arthur?" Merlin says, faux-indignant, hoping to annoy Arthur into leaving. "I just... really like the armoury. I want to be here a while longer."
Arthur exhales, noisily enough that it unsettles Merlin and makes him give up.
"Okay, fine," he mutters. Arthur snorts triumphantly and comes over to stand in front of Merlin, staring right into Merlin's eyes and pinning him to the spot. Merlin continues, "There might... be someone involved."
"Explain," Arthur says, triumph bleeding away to be replaced by strange coolness. Merlin sighs inwardly. Arthur's disappointed, angry again. Every time Arthur stares at him icily like this, Merlin has to wheedle him back into a good mood.
"So, Rowan," Merlin says, swaying a bit on the balls of his feet. "Rowan and I had planned to meet here at this time for a spot of, erm..."
"Yes?"
"Sword polishing," Merlin says, then cringes. It sounds as awful out loud as it had in his head.
"Sword polishing," Arthur repeats, even colder now.
"Yes."
"What does it entail, pray tell?"
"You know what I'm talking about, you prat. You're just fucking with me."
"I really don't," Arthur says, and Merlin makes the egregious mistake of believing him.
"Well, we were going to snog for a bit," he starts. Arthur looks positively furious, as if any minute now he's going to launch into an I don't pay you to dally with my knights, Merlin rant, clip Merlin round the ear, and banish him to the stocks.
But Merlin's saved from that terrible fate by a second set of footsteps outside the door.
