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Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 8:38pm)
Anyone else hate the ending to Dog Cops last night? That [Spoiler] betrayal by Dect. Wiskers was uncalled for. #DogCops
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 8:40pm)
@ArcherMe You serious? Not only was it an excellent way to propel her character out of its stagnant stereotype, but it’s obvious she’s a double agent. #DogCop #DectWhiskers #IsPurrfect
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 8:41pm)
@MadChatter Obvious? It came out of nowhere. #NotMyDectWhiskers
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 8:41pm)
@MadChatter did you seriously tag a pun?
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 8:42pm)
@ArcherMe They’ve been layering in hints all season. That file on her desk. The reflection in the window in ep 4, the colors of her clothes have been getting darker all season.
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 8:42pm)
@ArcherMe Puns are amazing
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 8:45pm)
@MadChatter Who pays attention to her clothes?
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 8:50pm)
@ArcherMe People like me who watch a show for more than the pitiful romance between Capt. Pawson and Judge Boneapart like you
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 8:51pm)
@MadChatter Hey! I’m against that relationship. Judge Boneapart is way too classy to be settling for Pawson. Like c’mon. He’s a bad boy. Boneapart ya deserve a good boy. #AllDogsAreGoodBoys #DontAtMe
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 8:55pm)
@ArcherMe Pawson is a dirty cop
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 8:56pm)
@MadChatter Spoilers, yo! Wait. How do you know? You work for the show?
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 8:56pm)
@ArcherMe No. If I did I’d never have allowed Lt. Mew to have been killed off last season.
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 8:57pm)
@MadChatter He was so whiney though.
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 8:58pm)
@ArcherMe He cared about his team. You want whiney, try Governor Clawser. Talk about a regressive look at feminism. #SayNoToClawser
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 8:59pm)
@MadChatter Can’t argue there. My lesbian roommates damn near picketed in my living room.
KateB @BishopToYourQueen (Today 8:59pm)
@ArcherMe OUR living room, nerd. And leave me out of your fandom rants. #SayNoToClawser
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:00pm)
@BishopToYourQueen Love ya, Katie Kate
KateB @BishopToYourQueen (Today 9:00pm)
@ArcherMe Fuck off.
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:05pm)
@MadChatter Okay, can we at least agree Dect Whiskers’s betrayal was shocking. Not surprising (esp to someone so attentive to clothing choices) but shocking.
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 9:08pm)
@ArcherMe It was handled in an appropriately suspenseful manner.
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:09pm)
@MadChatter …I’ll take it. You’re a hard nut to crack, huh? No wonder you like Dect. Whiskers. Can you replace your gun’s firing pin with a hairpin like she did in se. 2 ep. 8? JK
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 9:09pm)
@ArcherMe I’m not sure the logistics of that scene were sound, but i’ll admit to finding her resourcefulness entertaining.
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:10pm)
@MadChatter SAME! It reminded me of a friend I knew growing up. She was always good at that stuff.
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:10pm)
@MadChatter Whiskers reminds me of her a lot, actually. Like one time we were trying to smuggle raspberry ripple ice cream from the freezer at school up to the roof so we could skip P.E. and watch the art students fire pottery with string and feathers and stuff
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:11pm)
@MadChatter And to get the ice cream we had to sneak out a backdoor that had a security cam. So she took some chewing gum and tossed it perfectly to stick to the lens and block our escape. #StayInSchoolKids #DontDoDumbShit
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:37pm)
@MadChatter Chatter?
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:38pm)
@MadChatter Sorry if I offended you or something by comparing you to my friend. She was really coo! Even had like a major stupid big crush on her. We were just dumb kids. Not a lot to do in the foster care system so we made our own fun.
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:39pm)
@MadChatter Sorry if you thought I was comparing you to a criminal or something. I don’t know what happened to her but she’s probably not in jail.
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 9:46pm)
@ArcherMe You shot the gum off with a rubber band once we were clear of the camera.
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:47pm)
@MadChatter Nat?
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 9:47pm)
@ArcherMe Hi, Clint.
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:48pm)
@MadChatter Oh my God. Hi! How have you been?!
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:48pm)
@MadChatter Oh shit! Ignore that thing I said about having a crush on you.
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 9:49pm)
@ArcherMe I’m good. Not in jail. Putting people in it actually. Prosecuting lawyer. You doing okay?
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:50pm)
@MadChatter Teaching archery at several academies and ranges in NYC. Getting in shape for Olympic tryouts in the spring.
KateB @BishopToYourQueen (Today 9:50pm)
@MadChatter He’s got biceps for dayz! And don’t you dare ignore that thing he said about having a crush on you. He still totally does.
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:51pm)
@BishopToYourQueen OMG KATE! DELETE THAT. FUCK!
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 9:55pm)
@ArcherMe Did you really have a crush on me.
KateB @BishopToYourQueen (Today 9:56pm)
@ArcherMe @MadChatter *eating popcorn* This is getting good.
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 9:56pm)
@BishopToYourQueen Shut it Katie. @AmericaImBeautiful Control your girlfriend.
America Chavez @AmericaImBeautiful (Today 9:57pm)
@ArcherMe *Steals Kates popcorn* Absolutely not, Barton. Answer the woman’s question.
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 10:01pm)
@MadChatter ...Nat?
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 10:01pm)
@ArcherMe Yeah?
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 10:03pm)
@MadChatter I totally had a crush on you. Might still…
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 10:04pm)
@ArcherMe Good. Because you got adopted before I could kiss you and I plan to remedy that. Dinner Friday?
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 10:04pm)
@MadChatter Seriously?! Hell yeah! Um, DM me for details? (Not sure we even live in the same city lol).
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 10:05pm)
@ArcherMe We’ll work something out.
Made_a_Chitter_for_Chatter @MadChatter (Today 10:08pm)
@ArcherMe Nice to hear from you, Hawkeye.
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 10:09pm)
@MadChatter Wow! Throwback nickname. You too Black Widow.
KateB @BishopToYourQueen (Today 10:11pm)
@ArcherMe @MadChatter Y’all are adorable.
Archery.is.ArcherMe @ArcherMe (Today 10:11pm)
@BishopToYourQueen Fuck off, Katie.