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Denki Kaminari: No, you can not storm Area 51. I do not care if you ‘Want to free Mina’s alien relatives’, it is still very much illegal. Please stop asking.
Eijiro Kirishima: Please stop with all the jokes about ‘Being hard’.
Fumikage Tokoyami: Stop changing the nameplate on your dorm door to ‘Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way’.
Hanta Sero: Stop sawing things in half, and then quoting flex tape commercials when you fix them. That meme is dead.
Hitoshi Shinsou: Writing people’s names on translucent baking paper, and showing it to them because ‘You can see through their bullshit’, while a very creative insult, is not very respectful. Please abstain from continuing to do this.
Izuku Midoriya: Stop telling people that your quirk is ‘Bone hurting juice’
Katsuki Bakugou: You are not Gordon Ramsay. Please stop using your explosions to cook food faster.
Koji Koda: Stop telling people that ants ‘Demand a blood sacrifice’
Kyoka Jiro: Stop playing a single ‘G’ note on a piano 3 times a day. The fellow Emo’s in your dorm are tired of suddenly running to the common room because you summoned them with your holy song.
Mashirao Ojiro: Please stop pretending to be a velociprator to scare Sero & Denki. The Jurassic Park opening is not your theme song.
Mezo Shoji: Stop making the “okay” symbol with all of your hands. I do not fully understand this meme, but I do know that it is a meme. Please stop.
Mina Ashido: Stop telling Denki that your family lives in Area 51. You are not a real Alien, and Area 51 is in The United States. You live in Japan.
Momo Yaoyorozu: Please abstain from using your quirk to make Nerf guns, and shooting Bakugou with it whenever he misbehaves. He is not a dog, and this is not (to quote Jirou) “A more effective alternative to spray-bottle training”
Ochaco Uraraka: Abolish the betting pool you have set up on how many bones Midoriya will break each day. While this is highly lucrative, it is against school policy.
Rikido Sato: You do not have to tolerate your classmates singing “Cooking by the Book” while you’re baking. Please tell them to stop
Shoto Todoroki: Stop taping up lists of evidence to support your ridiculous theories to classroom walls. I don’t care if your classmates ‘Need to know the truth’, it’s distracting.
Tenya Iida: I don’t know what you’re friends told you, but please stop doing the ‘Naruto run’ whenever you use your quirk
Toru Hagakure: Stop pretending to be a ghost, You’re scaring Denki.
Tsuyu Asui: You are not ‘The All-powerful Reptile Queen’, and you will stop telling people otherwise.
Yuga Aoyama: Your hero name can not be Beyonce
Present Mic: Stop playing ‘Never gonna give you up’ at 3 am. I don’t care if someone dared you to.
Eraser Head: If your students ask you for advice, the proper response is not “Be gay, Stop Crimes”