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"Girls are so cute," Jin says as he and his friends watch anime.
The others agree.
"YN how come you're not cute like that."
She turns to raise an eyebrow at him, "What?"
"I mean like. You're basically a dude. Like I wouldn't know you were a chick of you didn't have tits." He responds dumbly. YN always wears men’s clothes, usually Jin’s clothes specifically.
She sighs and stares at him, "Just because I'm not cute around you ass swipes doesn’t mean I'm not cute."
"YN you literally look like this all the time. We go to the same school. We see you everywhere." Jungkook chimes in.
"Not gonna lie, it amazes me that you get dick." Jin muses.
"Not gonna lie it amazes me you get pussy considering you're dumb as a sack of hammers." She quips and stands and storms out.
"Nice one guys." Yoongi deadpans.
"You do know she’s like the only girl some of us get to hang out with right?" Namjoon adds.
"I wasn’t trying to be mean." Jin whines.
They continue to watch anime as Jin thinks about his actions. He wondered if she was upset. Maybe she cried. Oh no, what if he made her cry?
20 minutes later, YN waltzes back in and everyone is stunned. Their tomboy best friend is now clad in a pink miniskirt, white fluffy sweater, white thigh high socks, and pink Van's. Her hair is in pigtails with pink and white bows. Shes actually wearing makeup that makes her cheeks extra pink and eyes extra big.
"What's wrong, senpai?" She asks in a high pitch voice with a pout.
They all stare in awe.
"Oh my god, hyung, you broke her," Taehyung says with a horrified face. "You broke YN."
She gasps, "Am I broken senpai?" Then she bites her lip and gazes straight into Jin’s eyes, "Will you help me fix it?"
"Welp, I'm out," Yoongi says and gets up to leave.
"Im going with him," Namjoon also rises, "this is disturbing."
"Yeah, bye." Hoseok follows the other two.
The maknaes watch with their faces in their palms, ready for something interesting to happen.
"This is like a k-drama." Jimin giggles.
"It’s like a car wreck. I want to look away but I can’t." Jungkook comments.
"Do you think they'll fuck?" Taehyung drools.
YN blushes, bites her lip, and holds the hem of her skirt, "I mean if that's what senpai wants." She looks at Jin with big pleading eyes.
Jin is still in shock and has not moved since this began. YN walks towards him and sits in his lap. Maybe if he doesn’t move she won’t be able to see him.
She leans in then smirks, "Still think I'm not cute?" She says in her normal voice.
Jin lets out a relieved breath, "Oh my god. You're ok. I thought you were like possessed." He pulls her into a hug.
The maknaes pout in disappointment.
"So like are we really gonna fuck?" Jin smiles excitedly.
Her face goes flat and she slaps him hard in the chest.
"Okay, sorry." Jin chokes and holds his chest.
YN stands and heads for the door but turns and sends Jin a wink before exiting. Wow, she’s really cute.