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Part 2 of The Dick Pic 'Verse
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2020-04-01
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2020-06-18
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All Sheep in the Flock

Summary:

In which Tony tries to find the right bait to lure in the Winter Soldier, Ultron crashes everyone's party, and whoever added Thor to the group chat deserves at least a bronze medal.

Notes:

Ah shit, here we go again.

The sequel to Keep Boredom at Bay is here! Or, as it's known on the Stony discord, the Dick Pic Fic. I will reference a whole bunch of inside jokes from that so I'd suggest you read that one first if you haven't already. If you want to read this as a standalone I'll include a short summary of KBAB in the end notes of this chapter so you'll be up to date.

Anyway, welcome to another round of daily uploads! Corona is rampant and I'm bored out of my mind in quarantine (quite happily so, I hope none of you are personally affected by the virus either. If you are, I'm so sorry, I hope things get better for you soon <3). I don't think maintaining that upload schedule should be too hard what with me essentially sitting on my ass, so let's hope for the best. This fic starts a couple months after KBAB ended, I think you'll figure out soon enough where exactly we are in the timeline.

Also, just as a side note, I have a tumblr now where I post art and potentially mood boards and such for upcoming fics. If you want to check that out, just click right here.

Thank you so much for reading and I hope you'll enjoy this first chapter! Stay safe and wash your hands!

Chapter 1: Wednesday

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Tony <3

Today 2:12 AM
youre probably still asleep but



hello from the other side

4:14 AM
Tony.

We agreed.

No more dick pics during work hours.

4:16 AM
oh hardy ha

how was your morning?

It's actually night over here.

shit really?

I keep forgetting what timezone im in

or maybe im just tired idk

Are you alright?

course I am

running on fumes and quadruple shot espressos but you know

same old same old

Just two more days.

god I cant fucking wait

ill probably sleep for a week straight

You'll manage eight hours at most.

youre on

whats your wager

A kiss.

just one?

Wherever and whenever you want it.

!!!

And yes, that includes public spaces.

Within reason.

hot damn

ill sleep so fucking hard, just you watch

(Face With Tears Of Joy )(Face With Tears Of Joy )

Get back here first, maybe we'll find other things to do that involve you, me and a bed.

a guy can dream

hows school?

Pretty good.

We've been doing more acrylic painting. I really like it.

glad you're enjoying yourself

Yeah.

I think it was a good idea, the summer course.

ooHOOOO

can I get that printed on a shirt please?

Yeah yeah yeah.

I guess even you have good ideas sometimes.

ouch

But seriously, thanks for the suggestion, I'm really happy that I did this.

no problem

you wanna take one next year too?

Mmh I don't know.

I don't like planning that far ahead.

A lot can happen in a year.

yeah I know

but its nice to have things to look forward to

I guess that's true.

like the thought of you in my bed right now

...you said its night over there...? (Smirking Face )

No dick pics, Tony.

I know you're in a meeting right now.

damn it

if pepper knew the number of times shes cockblocked me by giving you my schedule

She'd be thrilled I'm sure.

smug as fuck

I miss you

I miss you too.

Two days.

yeah

I'm about to go on my run, stay out of trouble over there.

trouble usually finds me

It's cute that you believe that.

asshole

I love you

Love you too. Have a nice day (Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)

you too (Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)

7:49 PM
check your mails

8:01 PM
Oh shit.

You're sure?

nat confirmed it

Shit.

I should call her.

Thanks, Tony.

thank me after

(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)

(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)

Notes:

Short summary of Keep Boredom at Bay (warning: spoilers if you're planning on reading it at some point):

- Tony sends Steve a dick pic on accident and what started as slightly uncomfortable attempts at texting soon turns into a real friendship that leads to sexting and eventually an actual relationship

- The fic spans the events of Captain America the Winter Soldier, Steve tells Tony that Bucky killed his parents pretty much right away and after a bout of anger and some angsty angst Tony gets over himself and they pick up where they left off. Tony agrees to help Steve find Bucky and bring him home. They haven't had much success yet.

- At the end all the Avengers live together in the tower, Tony and Steve share the penthouse

- The Avengers know about their relationship and support them. The fic ends with Tony publicly announcing their relationship via an Instagram post