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Bakugou was not a person of late sleep.
Basically, Bakugou had very definite principles and for him, the world can burn, his agenda no one will change.
It started from the night, in an early and tidy sleep, check, early waking time, check, morning run at least 45 minutes, shower for up to 15 minutes (otherwise the excessive nitroglycerin would have been blown up something), cook something to those weirdo extras that called themselves Bakusquad, (just because they can be used as experimental animal!) or just go to the gym, depends on his mood... then grabbing a fruit for a quick breakfast and rushing to class to arrive 10 minutes before the lesson. And yes, after that it was possible to start the day.
Today was no different. Bakugou pushed the headphones deep into his earlobes and let the shaky music roar in his head as he continued to run his usual morning track. His mind went back to the dream he had that day, something there was wrong.
"Hello Katsuki, how are you darling?"
"Tch, stop calling me darling!"
"Ah, sorry, sweetie, I can't help it." She smile softly as she reach out to pat Katsuki's head.
"No, no, no! No darling, no sweetie, no honey, just Katsuki!"
"Okay, hon-Katsuki. Oh! I have a a gift for you."
Auntie reach out for the small white box with an orange bow and hand it Katsuki.
Katsuki wonder what it is going to be this time, another teddy bear plush? At least the last gift was plush of All Might. As Katsuki open the box and look inside. Katsuki found two bows, one of All Might theme and another all black with skulls.
"Bows! I don't like bows!" Katsuki looked at the bows as if they insulted Katsuki.
"Oh, I am sorry. I thought you would like them since they are All Might theme and have skulls."
Auntie deflate into her sit with her sit. She looks up at Katsuki with a sad smile.
"I will only wear the bows for today," Katsuki looked away.
"Really!? Oh thank you hon-Katsuki!" Auntie gave a big smile to Katsuki.
"I will get you a better gift next!" She pumps herself up and punch the air with a determined face.
"Tch, I won't count on it." Katsuki turn around looking the other way.
Katsuki looked at the table that was set before them. "Another tea party?"
"Yep! And I got a new tea for us to try for today"
"Tea parties are stupid!"
"But we get to eat treats! I look I made your favorites! Spicy desserts! Then we will play heroes and villains afterward. I promise!"
"Okay, okay you old harpy." Katsuki make a move to to sit at her seat.
"Thank you, Katsuki," She smile softly once more. "I hope you will find happiness."
Auntie starts coughing loudly, "Auntie!"
Katsuki to turn toward her in fear, "I am okay, I am okay." Auntie said as blood came down from lips.
Bakugou shook his head, trying to eliminate the vision, something was wrong. It was a memory from a few years ago, he remembered this visit from his aunt and remembered that he really went with this annoying bow, but the end... that's not what happened.
Did his mind play tricks on him? What was wrong?
He tensed his muscles and continued on his way, he would have to call her after class, just to make sure.
Katsuki turned up the volume of the music and let it drown out his thoughts.
Time kept ticking, slowly the street began to fill with people starting the new day.
An old man was watering his plants for shop. He looked around streets, people were going to work and kids were walking in groups. He noticed a young lady with a scowl on her face and was wearing baggy pants.
"Hah, what a pretty young lady."
His wife came out to help to him with flowers, "Honey, who are talking about?"
Her husband turn toward her, "The young lady with baggy pants and scowl face."
"What? No, that's a young man."
Her husband turn back to the young student, and there was the young man instead of lady waiting for green light to cross the street.
"Huh? Oh, you're right. My eye sight is getting bad. That's weird I swear, that student looked like a young lady."
At 8:10 o'clock Katsuki had already finished bathing and headed to the kitchen to grab an apple.
The rest members of the dormitories began to come out slowly, yawning, some still in their pajamas, Iida shouted at them to hurry, gesturing irritated cutting movements in the air.
Sero entered the kitchen, yawning loudly, and stopped in shock, a stranger blonde girl in a UA uniform standing by the sink making a cup of black coffee. Probably from 1B class, but what did she do here? And she also wore boys' uniforms...
Wait. Serro blinked and rubbed his dormant eyes, "What..."
The girl turned around only to find that she was not a girl at all. Sero choked on laughter, he never thanked his luck so much that he didn't have time to say anything, because if Bakugou, of all people, had found out he was wrong as a girl, he probably would not have been alive to see tomorrow.
Bakugou frowned but ignored him in favor of eliminating a cup of black tea in two sips.
"I'm starving!" Hagakure announced when she entered the kitchen with Uraraka, it started to get really full there and Bakugou slipped out and fell on the living room couch carelessly, he had a lot more free time, he did not calculate the right time today... probably because the disturbing dream.
Kaminari enter into the dorm's living room, he wanted to play some videogames before class. As he look for the TV remote he spotted a young lady, his eyes widen, "Hello there, gorgeous, you must come from the sun because you just bright up my day!"
As the lady look up at Denki, and gave a puzzle look. "What are you doing, Pikachu?"
Kaminari shook his head, there was Bakugou right in front of him. "Ah! Bakugou, what are you doing here and where the beautiful lady?" Said as he jumped away from Katsuki.
"Huh! I been here the entire time, phone charger!" The blonde said as his face cover in a shade of red from anger or embarrass.
"B-But there's was a girl here just now?!" Denki screech.
"Well, you need you get your eyes check, idoit."
"B-but!" Denki looked around the room.
"Whatever," Bakugou rolled his eyes, and close his notebook. "I am going to cook today for breakfast. What do you want? Also, no videogames! I swear the first you do is play videogames, and look at you are still in your pajamas." As Bakugou looked at Denki as mother scolding her child.
"Get dress as I will make breakfast. It's look like you need it today." Bakugou huff as he went to the kitchen.
Kaminari, who was in a daze but he snap out of it when Bakuguo mention "cook" and "breakfast".
"You're cooking today! Yes!" Denki punch into the air. "I will have anything that you will cook but please no spicy food!" Denki jog back to his room.
"Tch, weak." Bakugou rolled his eyes again.
"Bakubro! What about me?" Shouted Kirishima who had just gotten off the elevator, fortunately, he was already dressed.
Bakugo only growled as he stepped back into the kitchen and drove the two girls and Aoyama away.
Today there was not much time to try special food on his experimental animal, so he settled for improvised toasts, without spicy it does not mean that without a million other sauces, right? He would never admit it, but he loved to cook for these turnips heads, especially trying all kinds of dishes he had never tried before. They get food for free, so they have no right to complain.
Meanwhile Midoria, half asleep, slowly invaded the kitchen. He blinked with a silly smile on his face, his mind was spun around the dream of the distant future where he is the No.1 hero and happily married to his true love, he approached the beautiful female who made purple toasts that looked surprisingly delicious.
Midoriya moves toward the blond women to hug her behind and give a kiss on her neck.
Bakugou use his elbow to punch Midoriya in the stomach. Midoriya move back holding his stomach.
Bakugou turns around, "What the heck you are doing, Deku?!" His eyes express rage and explosions begin to come out of his hands.
"K-kacchan?!" Deku blushed, "I-I didn't mean to! I thought you were my wife, I mean my dream wife because you know I can't be married I'm teenage a-and—"
"Shut up, Deku!" Luckily for Izuku, Katsuki was too shocked and therefore could not think of a reaction and in fact it saved the life of the awkward boy.
"Jeez, what's up with everybody today?" Bakugou went back to cooking, "Grab yourself and cup of coffee and get out of here!"
"But I want to have some breakfast..."
Bakugou grabbed a orange and throws at Deku, "Here you do and get out!"
Midoriya grabbed the orange and quickly serve himself a cup of coffee before running out of the kitchen without spilling his coffee.
Midoriya almost bumped into Uraraka who was blushing at the whole exchange with the guys laughing in the background.
As Bakugou finish cooking and serve them on plates, "Oi, idiots! Come get your food before some else get them." As soon Bakugou said food the squad come rushing toward the kitchen.
"Thank you for the food!"
"Whatever," Bakugou turn back to the kitchen to clean up the mess he made.
Ashido reach out and took a bite of her toast, "Mmmm! So good! I swear you would make good wife!" Ashido jokes.
"HUH? What did you just say?!" Barking at her Bakugou, his hands again begin to sparkle.
"Or the perfect husband, like look at him. He cooks and cleans, look at the at the other guys," Jirou said as the girls looks towards Kaminari, Kirishima, and Sero who are cover in crumbles from the toast making a mess.
"See," Jiro said as she took another bite of her toast. "Anyone would be lucky to have Bakugou."
"Too bad, he is grumpy cat." Asui added.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IT, YOU STUPID ANIMAL?!"
Bakugou left madly to get his bag and went to class. There's nobody in the classroom yet, he went to his seat and decide to review his notes again.
Shouto had a horrible night. He went home to visit his family but in ended in disaster. It was awkward and tense.
Shouto sighed at the thought of last night and wanted to be alone a bit more before starting the day.
But of course when Shouto arrive to the classroom Bakugou was there. Shouto sigh once more and started to walk to his seat, he paused looking at Bakugou or he thought. There was a elegant lady sitting instead of Bakugou.
The lady look up at Shouto, "What happen Icyhot? Forgot to breath?"
Shouto didn't noticed he was holding his breath, the lady rolled her eyes, "You know your left side is on fire?"
Shouto look at his left side, yep she was right he was on fire. Shouto blushed as he tried cancel his flames. He turn back to the lady, but the lady wasn't there no more.
Bakugou was staring him. "Huh, what's wrong with you?"
Shouto's eyes widen and took a step back. "It's nothing," and went to his seat. It was going to be a long day for him. He puts his head down in hope of getting a bit more sleep before class started.
After the lessons the class snuggled up in their dorm room on the couches, "Dude, I'm so tired." Sero said, "Probably I must never repeat the previous night again."
"What happened?" Uraraka asked.
"He and Denki played computer games until three in the morning, and screamed like roosters." Said Ashido, who fell next to them on the couch and stretched.
"I already said I would not do it again." Sero said, "I'm serious, in the morning I even hallucinated Bakugo as a girl."
"Bro, just, what?!" Kirishima choked on the cola drink he was drinking at that moment, "How? Bakubro is like the most manly person in whole school!"
"I know!" Sero shout back, "That's exactly the point!"
"Who cares about Bakugou?" Asked Mineta who came into the living room after Iida, "But today I saw the hottest and most amazing girl there is, too bad I don't know what class she is in and she disappeared before I could ask, but I have never seen her in UA... she is so beautiful, with soft and wild blond hair that makes you think she's a bad girl, but with the most beautiful angel's face and everything else..." The girls in the room sighed and rolled their eyes.
Iida started yelling at him when Kamineri intervened. "That's true! I don't know why, but I saw her twice today! But it's weird because the first time it was here and I was probably in the middle of a dream, because it was in Bakugou at the end."
"Wait, what?" Cried several voices at once, some started laughing.
Denki joined in the laughter, "Yeah, that's crazy, but in the right lighting he just would have looked completely different."
"Yeah, I should have seen it," Hagakure grinned, "Mineta and Kaminari were walking down the hall when all of a sudden they stopped and just looked with hearts eyes at Bakugou!" The invisible girl writhed with laughter, "And they come closer and said: 'He-llooo beauty!' And then Bakugou scream: 'Again, idiot?!' And Kaminari was just like: 'man, I think seeing you in a distance can see you being a pretty lady. Like that gotta be the reason this happen agained'."
Jirou nodded in disbelief, "Do you have a death wish?" She asked the electric boy.
Hagakure continued, "And just at that moment Bakugo started chasing Mineta with his explosions, lucky no one noticed I was there!"
"It wasn't that explosive killer!The girl just disappeared into the crowd without us noticing!" Mineta shouted.
"Basically, our Blasty boy is a pretty guy, but I wouldn't say he looks like a girl..." Mina said. "Maybe someone is playing a prank on us?"
"On Bakugo? Are you kidding?Who was insane enough to try that?"
"Do you have another explanation?"
"Maybe it's a quirk phenomenon..." Midoriya said, his face was for some reason red during the conversation, he put his hand on his chin and started mumbling to himself, "Maybe it's a side effect, or some hallucinations, maybe we inhaled gas that caused it? But why would someone like to do it to us or to Kacchan?..." At this point the others stopped listening to the meaningless murmurs of the green-haired boy.
Kirishima stood up, "I'm tired of hearing this, I'm going to find Bakugo."
"I'm coming with you," Izuku awoke from the sequence of murmurs and joined the redheaded boy, "either way, I have to grab my water bottle, I forgot it in the compound."
Kirishima shrugged and they went out.
"Ugh," grumbled Ashido, "it might have been interesting to keep coming up with theories."
The two boys went to P.E ground and of course there found the blond, training.
"Hey, bro, you can't imagine how much nonsense-" but in this Eijiro fell silent because right in front of the eyes of the two boys, Bakugo Katsuki changed greetings to the girl who answered all the descriptions their classmates told that day.
"Kachan..."
The two boys stood wide-eyed and mouthed, Bakugo turned and caught the reflection in the blackened glass of the phone screen. The girl's beautiful face turned pale to a sickly white.
"Damn!"