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Diggin': Why...
BenDover: Hah! Because this'll be sooo much fun!
Sleep?: No...
Sleep? has left the chat.
ScREaM has added Sleep? to the chat.
ScREaM: I don't think so buddy!
God: Hmm how interesting.
Blood: So... who the hell is BunBun?
SuckIt: Are they a bunny?
BunBun: hello. And no, small animals, like bunny's and cat's, like to crawl into and hide in my hair if I ever lay down outside. So why was I added to a chat of seemingly hero's or hero fans?
ScREaM: Whaaaaa- who said we're hero's little listener?
BunBun: Present Mic-san you just gave yourself away by calling me little listener.
ScREaM: ... damn it...
Sleep?: Kid, who are you?
BunBun: Izuku. Nice to meet you!
BenDover: Oh!! Since you know we're hero's, can you guess who is who??
BunBun: Hmmm give me a min!
BunBun: ScREaM is Present Mic
BenDover is Midnight
Blood is Vlad King
Diggin' is PowerLoader
God is Nedzu
JustAKiss is Recovery Girl
SuckIt is Thirteen
Woody is Snipe
RoCKs is Cementoss
BarkBark is Hound Dog
Eat.Now. is Lunch Rush
Many is Ectoplasm
Skeletor is All Might
And Sleep? is most likely Eraserhead making this the chat for UA staff.
God: Hmmm how old are you and how did you figure this out?
Sleep?: How the hell did you know about me?
BunBun: In order! 16, I know the UA staff list by heart as I wanted to attend and studied everything I could about it, and you're my favorite hero Eraserhead!
Skeletor: How did you know I am All Might?
BunBun: Sama, the slime villain... remember?
BenDover: Tea?!
Skeletor: ... oh...
Woody: Hey kid, what's your quirk? Did it help you at all with all this?
BunBun: Oh... umm no it didn't because I kind of don't have a quirk.
God: Interesting. By chance you said you wanted to attend, why didn't you apply?
BunBun: Oh I tried to but the guidance counselor and principal at my old middle school wouldn't allow me to send in an application and because your school is the only decent one that allows quirkless kids, I opted to just go cyber and graduated highschool altogether last year!
SuckIt: Wait, ao you graduated at 15?!
BunBun: Mhm! I could've graduated at 12 but UA didn't allow quirkless students at the time and so I just took the slow route and waited.
God: Oh, natural intelligence. What do you do now, by chance?
BunBun: I own and run a little cat cafe with my mom!
Sleep?: Cat cafe??
ScREaM: Ohhhh no...
Sleep?: Cats...
BunBun: ^~^' haha umm yea, my mom and I partnered with an adoption/kill center, so almost all the cats are adoptable and we usually end up trying to get all of the cat's that the shelter would normally have to put down. We do have a long-ish process, so there's no one day choice adoptions, mostly for the cat's safety.
Sleep?: Kid, cats... Where do I go, I need cats...
ScREaM: Shoooooo you don't 'need' cats!! You already have three!!
BunBun: ... that is slander and I shall not hear/read of it and will suspend you from entering if you dare continue that line of thought, especially if you try to bring it around the babies.
Sleep?: I like this kid already. Cafe name?
BunBun: Haha thanks. And it's Emerald Caffe!
BenDover: Emerald? Why Emerald?
BunBun:
BenDover: Holy fuck you're cute!!!
BunBun: A ah!! Hehe! Th thank you! 😊😊
BunBun: But yea this is why!! My mom actually came up with the name, especially since we both have green eyes and hair, but she tells me to always use a pic of me when asked about the cafe name!
ScREaM: Yooooo little listener! How fluffy is your hair though cuz like it looks sooooo fluffy soft!!
Woody: All for taking a trip to Emerald Caffe say I.
Woody: I.
BenDover: I!
God: I would also like to go and meet Izuku-kun here.
SuckIt: I.
Diggin': I
ScREaM: I!! Little listener seems interesting!!
Sleep?: I'm going either way...
BenDover: That's settled then!!
BunBun: ^~^ ok! Emerald is open everyday from 8am until 11:30pm! Though service is always slow from 9pm to close as that's when my mom, who helps with the cooking and baking, goes home!