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[Dream added 20 others to Unnamed Chat.]
[Dream changed Unnamed Chat to Loser Squad]
[Technoplane changed Loser Squad to Mortals.]
[Dadza changed Mortals to BEHAVE.]
Incel (NOT): WHY DID YOU ADD MY FATHER
Dream: :)
[Incel (NOT) changed Dream's name to Green Bitch]
Green Bitch: I'm coming for you.
Incel (NOT): LKSANLJSNLW TECHNO WHLEP
Technoplane: Mmm, nah.
[Gogy changed BEHAVE to Loser Squad]
Green Bitch: Thanks gogy ily <3333
Gogy: Die.
Pandaman: gogy do u love me 👉 👈
Gogy: Perish.
Pandaman :(((((( dweam do u love me
Green Bitch: ofc i do mwah mwah <333
Ckarl: SAPNAP ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME??!?? :(((((
Pandaman: ONONONONOO BBY its just my homie
Big Man 2.0: DISGUSTING
Pandaman: stfu child
Tubbee: Hes a big man!!!!
Big Man 2.0: YEAH YOU TELL EM TUBBO
Dadza: Aren't you all supposed to be in class?
Green Bitch: About that...
Technoplane: Dream do you want a sword or an axe
Green Bitch: Axe, I'll be at the park behind Mr. Sparklez classroom, bring an extra item for some fun
Technoplane: Alright.
Dadza: Techno.
Technoplane: Not right now father i'm defending my title
2:45 PM
Green Bitch: IS THAT A FUCKING FISHING ROD AND A BOW
Technoplane: Run.
Stoplight: what- what are you two doing
Technoplane: Dueling.
Stoplight: are you texting AND fighting?!
Green Bitch: yes, anNDLKW-
Incel (NOT): Whats happening?
Stoplight: Techno wrapped a fishing rod line around Dreams foot and yanked him out of a tree-
Gogy: kick his ass, dream
Green Bitch: does breaking his nose count
Dadza: WHAT
Big Man 2.0: WHAT
Incel (NOT): WHAT
Technoplane: dick move, now I break your legs
Green Bitch: come and catch me~
Technoplane: Technoplane :)
Big Man: WJBK@UB#JBRKJ#BFJ#BKJF NONO#NRO#@IBUBO$
Cuck man: whats wrong flatty patty
Living Rainbow: He has Techno trauma, hes scared of him
Big Man: NO I MA AM NOT SCARED VEYR MUCH NOTN
Technoplane: Quackity. Your sixth period is Mr. Skye, correct?
Big Man: NONONONONONONO
Tubbee: Theres no way hes in the third row in the clasroom, second seat over rn, next to me :D
Technoplane: Thank you, Tubbo.
Big Man: YOU SNITNCH YOU SITNCH I HAEBTE YOYU TUBBBOOOO
Tubbee: :3
3:27 PM
Dadza: Techno, why did I just get a call from the police AND Mr. Skye saying that you kidnapped Quackity and ran 3 blocks with him on your back from the police?
Technoplane: I know of no such thing.
Dadza: Do you need me to pick you up from the station?
Technoplane: please officer dipshit is here