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“NO!” Lando asserts “Seriously guys it's not possible that I end up doing stupid things all the time I’m with the two of you” he moans, shaking his head with pleading eyes at his two friends on the screen.
"As if you did stupid things only with us," says George, "and anyway, don't you want to redeem your reputation?" he continues at Lando's outraged sound.
"Redeem my... What the hell are you talking about?" Lando asks, confused.
"Last time you couldn't hold more than three marshmallows in your mouth. Man up and try to improve yourself!" says George.
"I let you know that I was not good because I was agitated, and I also had to answer some questions. It's the anxiety that made me do bad!" Lando says annoyed, but the other two snicker.
"C'mon mate, we all know how you are with food. You are so picky that you probably also have something against the flavor of marshmallows and you gagged after two minutes" says Alex giggling like a madman.
Lando cannot believe his ears.
Last time, in the video, he was really on edge; the season coming to an end, the prospect of starting Formula 1 the following year, the questions to be answered... He didn't even notice he had a hole in the seam of his pants until after seeing the video posted for how nervous he was!
Seriously? He, who does not even know what the reflex gag is, should be the one that cannot put more than three candies in his mouth.
His mind flies to the previous night.
He spent the whole day on his simulator and Carlos, who only has a few days off to spend in England before returning to Maranello, was annoyed at his boyfriend who, instead of spending time together, preferred to pass it with a steering wheel between the hands.
Lando's problem is that, when he focuses a lot on something, everything else around him disappears, including the time ticking by, and he needs someone or something to bring him back down to earth.
That someone yesterday was Carlos who, dressed only in his birthday suit, showed up in the room where Lando was playing, sat astride his legs and, gently removing the headphones, whispered in his ears "I want to fuck your mouth" and hearing the sharp intake of breath from is younger boyfriend who still didn't move, he said it again "I want to fuck your mouth. Now!" Carlos repeated, a hint of steel in his voice.
No one can blame Lando if his automatic response was to open his mouth, his tongue peaking out from his lower lip, and whining eager for his boyfriend cock. He craves it like a thirsty person craves water in the desert.
Because, although Lando loves Carlos' gentle and delicate touches and loves making love with his boyfriend, Lando also loves when Carlos fucks his mouth roughly, his fingers anchored in his curls squeezing almost painfully, the saliva that occasionally runs down from the side of the mouth, feeling helpless and not in control.
Some may think he’s crazy, but he still needs this sometimes to feel grounded and Carlos is amazing at that.
Lando is still lost in his thoughts, his eyes glassy from the images that pass in front of his eyes, looking at the seat of his simulator a few meters away, when Geroge's annoyed voice awakens him from his thoughts and he realizes that his friends are waiting for an answer from him and that "my gag reflex in that video is really due to nerves because in everyday life I can suck my boyfriend dick without problems" is not exactly the answer they want or can know.
"Lando? Is your Internet connection still shitty?" he asks concerned and Lando shakes his head confused "We've been talking to you for five minutes but you didn’t answer... Can you hear us?".
Lando shakes his head again, clears his throat and, defeated, realizes that the only way he can not out himself is to put as many marshmallows as possible in his mouth and be done with it.
"Yeah, I can hear you. You know what? I accept the challenge, but only if you do it with me and let's see who wins" he says then gets up and runs to the kitchen to get the bag of marshmallows that Carlos keeps hidden in the higher compartment of their cupboard (as if Lando did not know about the sweet tooth of his boyfriend who, once a day, needs to stray from the diet and eat one of these super sugary candies).
Coming back to his playroom he glances at the door of their bedroom, it's ajar and he can still a soft voice with a spanish accent coming through. Excellent, Carlos is still on video call with someone from Ferrari and he can't catch him stealing his sweets... Also, this meeting on Zoom with Alex and George was decided at the last minute and Lando didn't have time to warn Carlos to not barge into the streaming room.
When Lando returns to the computer, he places the bag on the desk, sits cross-legged on the chair and notices that his friends have also recovered a bag of marshmallow.
"Alex, what do you need that pink plastic bowl for? Do you think you are going to lose and have to spit it all out?" asks Lando, smiling a sugary fake smile and, when he hears George snickering, he goes on "Geroge don't laugh, you think I haven't seen the mega roll of kitchen paper next to you?" he asks, a smirk on his lips.
"Okay, how do we proceed? If I remember correctly, the rules are that we take turns putting one in our mouth, chewing is cheating, and the person who manages to say Chubby Bunny with a full mouth without gagging last, wins... correct?”
The others nod and so the game begins.
Five minutes and the same amount of marshmallows later, Alex is spitting everything back into the bowl, Geroge is struggling a bit but holding up, while Lando is comfortably lounging in his chair.
"Mate, how do you do it?" Alex asks, running the back of his hand over his mouth to remove the sugary and sticky substance from his lips "I already couldn't after four, and you're still talking quietly" he snorts.
Lando strugs "told ya, in that interview I was really nervous. I can handle a lot more in real life".
Alex is about to answer something else when a groan from George brings them back to the game "Can we go on before it all melts in my mouth?" George grumbles in annoyance.
Lando starts to feel a trickle of sugary substance escaping from his lips, he has not yet reached his limit, but the candies have started to melt and everything is becoming a little more messy and sticky.
Luckily George gives up and Lando can free his mouth too.
Carlos chooses that exact moment to enter the room.
"Mi vida, have you seen my-" Carlos asks, but his words die on his tongue when he sees his boyfriend wiping the sticky white mess from his hands and mouth.
"You cheeky boy, did you want a repeat from last night? You could have asked, you didn't need to do it all by yourself" says the older one cradling Lando's cheek with one hand and taking a drop from the side of Lando's mouth with his thumb.
The younger one's eyes immediately turn darker as he watches Carlos bring his finger to his lips and sucks it clean, but the Spaniard's gaze becomes confused when he feels the sugary taste and, looking around, he notices the open bag of marshmallow on the desk.
"Where did you find those?" he asks him annoyed and confused at the same time.
The eldest's exclamation brings Lando back to his current situation, but before he can say anything, Alex's voice from the screen interrupts him.
"Did you play Chubby Bunny last night too?" asks Alex curious "Lando that's not fair, you could have told us you have been practicing!" he whines by crossing his arms to his chest.
"I mean, I know it's just a game, but you know I'm competitive, if you had told me before I would have trained too and I wouldn't have made a bad impression" Alex goes on, unaware of the looks that Carlos and Lando are exchanging.
"What game is Chubby Bunny?" Carlos asks, confused.
"Okay, I don't know what you call it in Spain, that game of filling your mouth and talking without gagging" Alex tries to explain "if you were doing it last night too, how do you not know what I'm talking about?" then he snorts impatiently.
Lando looks at Carlos with pleading eyes, but from his boyfriend's amused gaze, he sees that Carlos has understood that they are talking about two different things. The evil glint in his eyes also tells him that nothing good will happen.
"Oh, I didn't know you young people called it that. Of course I have some doubts about how you play it through the computer" chuckles Carlos. Lando runs a hand over his face "Please stop" he murmurs, but the older one approaches him and runs a hand on his back to reassure him.
"What do you mean how do we do it? We put things in our mouths and we try to talk" Alex seems not to understand and continues to be confused "Wait, maybe we play in a different way. What do you do?".
At that moment two things happen at the same time. Lando covers Carlos's mouth at the speed of light with his hand and his eyes wide, while Geroge, who has stayed silent until now, intervenes.
"For fuck sake Alexander shut up!" George explodes, and Alex, not expecting such a reaction from his best friend, immediately closes his mouth "Are you that dumb or are you doing it on purpose?" George goes on and Alex looks at him slightly hurt "I am no dumb... What are you on?" he asks.
"First of all I am slightly offended to have discovered this thing in this… let’s say... Not proper way" says George looking straight into the camera, Carlos smiles and puts his arm on Lando's shoulders who starts to giggles "sorry, but we could not flaunt it under everyone's nose" the younger one mumbles but Geroge stops him with a wave of his hand "I get it, in fact I'm not angry, the important thing is that you are happy".
"We are" replies Carlos, Lando turns to his boyfriend with an adoring look "The happiest we have ever been" concludes for him the younger one.
"Good. Now Alex, I know you are clever but I felt like you weren’t understanding the situation and I wanted to stop you before I found out about the sex life of one of my best friends that I'm not interested in knowing" explains George.
But Alex still has his blank stare on and frowning eyebrows "I'm not so sure I'm as clever as I thought I was. You have lost me there" he murmurs, scratching his head.
"Alex, I’ll try to explain it to you as simply as possible. My lack of gag reflex is not due to my experience with marshmallows. Last night we weren't playing Chubby Bunny but I had indeed something in my mouth that has helped me with practicing for Chubby Bunny… if you want to see it that way" says Lando, then everyone stays silent observing the whirlwind of emotions that pass on Alex's face.
When the Thai man's face turns into a mixed expression between horror and understanding and he starts making sounds that are not well understandable but that lead the other men to turn down the volume, George bursts out laughing.
"There you go. Now it clicked, didn't it?"