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Bruce created a group chat
Bruce added robin and griffin
Robin: what is this?
Griffin: Bruce what is this???
Griffin: and why was I added?
Robin: who are you?
Griffin: ...
Bruce: robin this is griffin a friend :)
Bruce: griff this is robin, friend of a friend that became my friend
Robin: oh sorry hi
Griffin: ah well I don't blame you. Bruce is the only one who knows Im even alive
Bruce: Griffin I've told you countless times to stop talking abt yourself like that
Robin: yeah don't say that..
Robin: I'm just antisocial so...
Griffin: oh sorry if I was rude..
Bruce: ok enough. I created this cause we all share something in common
Robin: we're dumb?
Griffin: but Bruce is super smart??
Robin: oh are you gonna tutor us? sorry I have Finn so..
Bruce: what no
Bruce: I'm in a different school than you two idk what ur studying
Robin: true
Griffin: then what?
Bruce: we're queer in the 70's
Robin: wait you knew????
Robin: I thought I was hiding it so well
Griffin: honestly that's shocking
Robin: ikr like I thought I was the only one like 😀😀 why didn't Ik before???
Bruce: see... now let's be bff's
Griffin: ooh you wanna have a sleepover??
Robin: what abt ur parents??
Bruce: yeah I don't want you to be in trouble
Griffin: no worries. My parents are never home and they don't rlly care what I do
Robin: oh...
Bruce: I'm adopting you
Bruce: don't give two shits what everyone thinks, your my son
Robin: I'm with you
Griffin: damn I mean your more like a mom then my own mom so I'm fine with it:)
Robin: what a cutie
Bruce: ikr. I saw him observing me when I was practicing and I just had to ask why he was alone
Griffin: that's cause I wanted to learn how to play baseball and like I never thought anyone would notice me
Robin: aww you wanna learn how to fight???
Griffin: tbh no one rlly picks on me since they never notice me but ig like self defense If someone kidnaps me or something
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Robin: it's been a whole ass week this Donna girl is fully on my nerves
Griffin: you're just jealous that ain't you 🙄
Bruce: it's kinda true sorry...
Robin: u know I thought @Griffin was sooo innocent but nO he's a devil once u get to know him
Griffin: too bad u can't tell anyone cause no one knows me bitch 🙂
Bruce: calm down griff
Griffin: m'kay mom
Robin: my sweet child go back to the kid ik before 😭😭
Bruce: your being dramatic 🙄
Griffin: drama queen 🙄
Robin: like mother like son
Griffin: hey aren't you my other mom???
Bruce: I want a divorce
Robin: no honey I take it back. Im a drama queen and all that, don't leave:(
Bruce: I forgive u honey
Griffin: ew gays
Bruce: your literally so gay for that one billy kid in your math class 😐
Robin: right
Griffin: meh whatever its not like I have a chance
Robin: I get u sweety. Finn literally is like in love with Donna and it's mutual. I'm literally paired with this dick in my bio class and it sucks watching them bat their eyelashes at each other
Bruce: gross heteros
Griffin: 🤢🤮
Robin: @Griffin what side you on??
Bruce: well ur lucky @Robin at least ur crush knows u and all. Vance literally doesn't know jack shit abt me or the fact I like him. I doubt he knows I exist so @Griffin I get u
Robin: dang I wanna hug u rn
Griffin: another sleepover?
Bruce: my parents still think I'm tutoring u for extra credit so sure
Robin: my uncle likes u two so sure :)
Griffin: mum I wish we could talk in school but unfortunately I'm a year below u so our timetable never matches 🥲
Robin: don't worry son the day I don't have to walk with Finn and Donna home me and u will walk down the street
Bruce: I swear- I wanna be in the same school as you
Griffin: then why aren't you 🤨
Bruce: my parents and the principal are friends so they don't want me to leave plus I have straight A's here 🙃
Robin: must suck being a smartass
Bruce: trust me it's forced
Robin: shit-
Robin: Finney just asked who I keep texting since the past week
Griffin: shit
Bruce: griffin!!
Bruce: tell him it's your uncle and your planning on going somewhere
Robin: alright I'll be back
Robin is offline
Griffin: can u bring snacks on the way?
Bruce: sure, me and robin have to pass the store on the way to your house anyway
Bruce: that pink soda right?
Griffin: yeah thnxxx mom
Bruce: ur rlly enjoying this aren't you
Griffin: yup :-P
Griffin: I'll set everything up
Robin is online
Robin: I'm home and packing some things. @Bruce I'll meet u in the store?
Bruce: yeah I'll be there in 5 then we can cycle there
Robin: but I don't have a bicycle?
Bruce: don't worry u can sit behind on my bike
Robin: thankyouu 🥰🥰
Bruce: what are friends for? :)
Griffin: friends??...
Robin: shit no husbands for
Bruce: nope wives cause we're both mom's so it makes more sense. cause I don't think any of us act like father's
Robin: tbh ur the Asian mom and I'm the Mexican one so there not that big of a difference
Bruce: except in weapons
Griffin: weapons 😨😨😨
Robin: don't worry u won't go through what we did sweety
Bruce: yup ur lucky
Robin: i think I see you up ahead
Bruce: griff we'll be there in 10 ok?
Griffin: Kay