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Aizawa, after a relatively quiet evening: You are all remarkably well behaved tonight
Aizawa, now suspicious: What did you do?
Shouta(About his students): I don’t give a damn.
Every teacher at U.A.: You give so many damns they’ve visible from SPACE
Izuku: Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda
Ochako: It’s not on anyone’s
Shoto: No, it’s on mine, just not until next Thursday.
Ida: You try to murder someone one time, and they never let you forget it
Aizawa, sending a group to the store: Bring them home. All of them.
Mina, wanting to leave Grape boy: But-
Aizawa, who’s done with this: All. of. Them.
Kaminari(During training): We have five people trying to kill us right now, what are we supposed to do?
Izuku: Actually, it’s more like eight.
Kaminari: Oh, sorry I wasn’t specific enough!
Aizawa: Look, if you want to conjure some demon spawn from the great beyond, that’s all fine and dandy. Just wait for me to leave before you start.
Now some from Aizawa and Present Mic’s school years
Oboro to Hizashi: you’re an idiot. I’m an idiot. We’re the co-presidents of Club Idiot.
Souta: There’s no such thing as a stupid question
Hizashi: What’s in mango salsa?
Shouta: I Stand corrected
Hizashi(to Aizawa): Why are you so mean?
Oboro: I dunno, I think it’s just his factory setting
Shouta: Why are your hands purple?
Oboro and Hizashi: That’s a very good question
Hizashi: Okay, what did I do
Shouta: What do you mean?
Hizashi: You look like you want to rip my head off
Shouta: Sorry, that’s just how my face works
Shouta: Where’s the idiot, anyway?
Hizashi: I’m right here.
Shouta: Surprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time.