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"Miles!Hobie--Hobie Brown, Miles Morales! What the hell are you two doing??!!"
The scene before us is definitely beyond most people's imagination; they have just finished their work, repairing yet another hole in the multiverse, and are now preparing to return to their respective universes via the lift; almost fifty percent of Spider-Man in the base are now standing at the exit, looking at the two people standing upside down in the narrow elevator.
Miles Morales and Hobie Brown.
And they are not standing in such an appropriate position.
Hobie was still wearing his uniform, his hood was in his hand, and his whole body was leaning against the corner of the elevator; next to him was Miles, also wearing a uniform that showed his face; their upper body looked all right, but from the waist down they gradually began to develop into some kind of R-rated movie scenes; Miles' hand was pressed against Hobie's crotch, and not just the tips, like his whole palm was sticking to Hobie's....crotch.
Peter watched the scene in shock without knowing how to react, and Miguel was the first to pull down Mayday's blindfold, who's lying on his chest, just to avoid the little baby seeing the scene; Pavitr pretended to avert his gaze for a moment whistling, but his afterglow and the white part of his eyes part on his mask which widened by the shock revealed where his attention was; Gwen just said a soft Wow; Penny's face went red as she climbed into her mech, while the screen showed a shy blush.
And Miles, when he saw the elevator doors open, outside stood an uncountable number of Spider-Man, his entire person has completely lost the ability to react.
"OMG--Guys listen!!this-this is not what you think it is!!"
Miles tried almost desperately to explain, in the meantime his hand still just won't leave Hobie's crotch.
"Miles," Miguel took a deep breath, controlling his urge to yell while interrupting Miles' words: "Miles. Are you...touching him, Hobie , for pleasure?In our freaking HQ?!"
Miguel thought long and hard before choosing not to say the words "Are you jerking him off ", after all, Penny and Pavitr were still present - and Peter, too. The laying-around-doing-nothing-Spider-Man just wouldn't leave his cute little girl at home, instead he chose to bring her here, getting poisoned by...these two idiots!!!
"What???? Nooooo!!"Miles freaks out:"Wait!! Let me explain...please!! We're not doing anything!!"
Miles began to try harder to keep his palm away from Hobie's...crotch, but instead of working it made their position even more intimate; so with the last hope, Miles turned to look at Hobie:"Right man? It's all just a misunderstanding--huh? We're not-we're not doing anything...anything! Whatever it is!"
To this, Hobie's response was rather simple:"Yo, It is what it is. Just as what you all seen."
And he just making this whole thing worse.
The good thing is that Hobie on the other hand eventually chose to help Miles explain it all.
It was indeed a misunderstanding; the two of them were on a mission in the 616 universe, and on the way back Hobie put his arm around Miles as usual to persuade them to quit this so-called Spider-Man alliance together; Miles still refused, and just as he was ready to push Hobie away when he felt uncomfortable with the overly close distance, an accident happened.
The rivet on Hobie's belt hooked up with Miles' spider web launcher. The rivet so happens to be stuck into Miles' emitter exit, and because of the angle Miles' other hand is having a hard time helping him break free; Hobie's hands are free, but he doesn't seem to care and isn't going to help.
So the whole time they were back at HQ, Miles had to keep one hand glued to Hobie's, crotch area, while struggling to break free. Hobie, on the other hand, leaned back the entire time and allowed Miles to move around his lower body in a very leisurely manner.
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Of all the Spider-Men present, 50% believed the rhetoric; 25% didn't care about it, didn't care or simply didn't know Hobie or Miles; 20% chose to take another aisle home, they had more important things to do than this similar coming out scene in front of them.
The remaining 5% chose to stay and figure out how to solve the problem.
When Peter went up to confirm that Hobie and Miles were telling the truth and that their belts and wrists were indeed entwined, Peter breathed a long sigh of relief, ignoring Miles' woeful "Peter? a little help here?" request for help, and instead put his hands on the shoulders of both men!:"Good--nothing happened indeed. Though maybe you two should try to avoid--you know, things like that from happening. Like maybe...have a little bit more social distance? Like, you guys are literally becoming inseparable these days so maybe just try to--"
"I don't follow orders, neither does he do."/"Sure, sure--I'll see what I can do. Can you please just...lend us hand and let us not look like...a scene from some kind of PG movies?"
Hobie bent over after hearing Miles and him answering at the same time, then his entire body turned gray, including the air around him; but luckily with Peter's help they finally separated Miles' wrist from Hobie's crotch; Gwen looked at them with a big smile on her face, while Miguel's expression still looked serious——
"No soporto esto, No soporto esto ....LISTEN!!Behave yourselves, okay? You're both adults, try act like one." If Miguel didn't have Mayday in his hands, Miles swore he'd look a little more intimidating.
"Yes boss." Hobie waved his hand casually and didn't even wait for everyone to leave before he hitched most of his body weight on top of Miles again :"C'mon Spidey--you wanna hang out a bit at the pub?"
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Miguel simply turned around and took Mayday Peter and Gwen away. He can now only hope that these two idiots do not someday whim to hold a coming out party at their headquarter on the good.
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After their first "accident ", Miles kinda hope that they can act on the low-key, like try not to draw too much attention. At least not before they officially coming out to everyone and goes like "Hey guys guess what! We've been having this secret crushes on each other since we first met and we've been dating for a year!"
Miles just didn't want to let everyone know about their relationship so soon - just as he chose to hide the truth about him being Spider-Man from his parents in the beginning.
Unfortunately, things weren't always gonna be as he wished for.
When everyone watched Miles, who was wearing nothing but a pair of baggy shorts, and Hobie, who was fully clothed on the lower half of his body but topless, burst into the hall, even after the last experience, the crowd was still in a state of flux.
"What the hell--is this the pride month??" "What's a pride month?"That's the Spider-Man coming from comic universe.
"What are they doing?" "Have they been robbed?" "I don't know, but it seems like that--"
"W-wait guys! Y-You have to listen--"Miles rushed to the crowd, but he quickly realized he wasn't dressed very well, so he put his hands over his lower body and then quickly shifted back to his upper body.
"Hang on a second kid--I gotta cover Mayday's ears--and her eyes. She's too young for, whatever you're about to say!"Peter's facial expression looked quite - complex. He pulls down Mayday's mask and covers both of the baby's ears——she's just too young for this!
"Oh my god--we're NOT--messing around! It's the dressing room okay--it's on fire!! And we were just changing!!Can someone please put it out before the fire burns this whole place down???
"Peters, can you guys go and solve the mess? Great, thanks guys."
When Miguel finished talking, four or five Peters from the unknowing universe quickly shot out spider webs in the direction of the locker room and swung there.
"And you--you two," the head of HQ turned to the nearly half-naked two to take a deep breath : " I don't even wanna ask--I'm just gonna try to ignore but--HOW IS THERE A FUC--??"
"Watch it, Miguel." Peter coughed a little on the sidelines and held up the Mayday in his hand :"Baby on board."
Miguel forced himself to retract the words he was about to say, trying to control himself from exploding: "How, is, there, a, fire? Can you two give us a reasonable explanation??"
Miles was about to leave quietly when he stopped, and Hobie just casually started wandering around the hall: "Don't mind me I'm not here--or here."
Miles didn't know how he'd explained it all to Miguel, how he'd told everyone that he and Hobie just happened to be in the locker room together, and Hobie just happened to be starting to gather the materials needed to make the watch; he'd broken some switch off the wall, but this time, unlike before, sparks had burst onto a plant on the side, but he and Hobie had started arguing while changing clothes Spider-punk's behavior was appropriate, and it wasn't until the air started to get scorching hot and the smell of molten metal filled the air that they realized something was wrong.
When the two of them - mainly Miles, Miles was responsible for convincing the crowd. When they finally had time to leave before Miguel issued another warning:"Seriously though, since whenever you two are together, things tend to go...weird. So maybe you should figure it out. Find a solution. And try not to make more...accidents, like this,¿Te parece bien? "
"De acuerdo."
Miles nodded cautiously in agreement; he didn't think his life could get any more embarrassing - after his two mishaps with Hobie, nothing could be more embarrassing.
But Miles was wrong.
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Once again, their Humanoid Spider Multivariate InterlacedUniverse is in trouble-which, honestly speaking, has become rather common. After all, fixing it all and saving the world is their duty as superheroes.
This mission requires the mobilization of everyone - all available personnel except Spider-Byte, who is stationed at HQ.
Miguel looked at the countless red dots on his contact - each one representing Spider-Man from a parallel universe, and all of them were rushing in the same direction. All, except two.
Miles Morales and Hobie Brown
Of course. Because the only reason they're still here IS TO CAUSE MORE TROUBLE FOR HIM!!!
Miguel, in an almost self-inflicted mood, declines Peter's offer to contact the two men and chooses to find Miles and Hobie himself, turning on his real-time communication system and casting his movements onto a central screen in the lobby so that every Spider-Man who arrives in the lobby will see his whole searching process for the Dynamic Two❶. Following the direction indicated on the contact, he walked through the complex, cobweb-like structure of the hall and eventually came to a nondescript room.
There was a little noise from inside the room, a low gasp , few moans and some crashes , but Miguel couldn't think of anything else at the moment, choosing instead to push open the door, and then he saw...
Hobie kneeling with his legs apart on either side of Miles' body, or more precisely his entire body on top of Miles, one hand still holding both of Miles' wrists clasped above his head; the lower half of their bodies covered by their uniforms, while Miles' top had been removed down to his shoulders to show a little skin.
Anyone else who saw such a scene would have chosen to scream, apologize while quitting or ask the question"What are you guys doing?" , but for Miguel, he has seen similar scenes too many times, resulting in his mind simply does not turn to normal way of thinking.
"Yeah yeah listen, I'm sure you guys are not doing anything, and you definitely got a bunch of weird excuses for this easy-to-cause-misunderstanding-scenario--listen, I don't care, alright? Just...get yourselves together and meet everyone at the lobby in 10 minutes. Emergency call. "
After all this, Miguel did not even bother to look at the two of them and left, as if being in the same room with these two people for one more second was a kind of torture for him.
In the whole time Miguel did not notice Miles' frightened look, slightly shaking body, as well as his neck and shoulder a few obvious bite marks.
When Miguel left the room, Hobie lowered his head and seriously questioned Miles:"you wanna continue?"
"What??? NO!!!!"Miles, reeling from the frightening moment he'd just had, looked at Hobbie again in shock for his words: "We've just been spotted by basically everyone here-and that does not bother you???? Plus Miguel literally just said meet him up in 10--"
"Doesn't matter." Hobie, though unconcerned, respected Miles' opinion; he got off of him and thoughtfully helped the other man put on his uniform by the way: "Though, bet I can make you come in 10."
Miles almost fell over at those words. His face began to fill with blood, and his ears-
Hobie gave Miles' ear a gentle pinch: "But let's cut it out. for now."
They checked each other's attire one last time to make sure everything was okay; Hobie even kindly reminded Miles that he needed to pull his uniform up a bit to cover the hickey he'd left on him;
They came out into the hall to meet up with the group, and Miles greeted Peter and Gwen with great confidence, making sure that nothing would happen; after all, Miguel had just bumped into them and the other side hadn't noticed anything. Even if the whole thing was filmed by Miguel's communicator and put on the big screen, as long as no one suspected-
Before they step into the portal, Hobie suddenly close to Miles, a hand on his shoulder loudly asked: "Seriously though spider-boy, are you gonna let me finish when we come back?"
Miles looked at the puzzled looks he was getting from the crowd, and his head started to hurt:
What kind of excuse should he make up to fool everyone this time?
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