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ao3 was waiting in the janitors closet for their partner ddos.
”how long is he going to take?? lunch will be over in a bit..”
as if reading his mind, the door opened and ddos walked in.
”hey babe. i hope i didn’t make you wait.”
ao3 pouted and crossed their arms.
”ddos.. where were you? i really missed you..”
ddos pulled ao3 into an embrace.
”im sorry baby.. i had to take care of some things.. im all yours now.”
ao3 looked up at ddos.
“do you mean it?”
”of course! id never lie to you.”
the two began engaging in lip smashing but were interrupted by the door opening.
it was fanfiction.net and wattpad.
fanfiction.net began laughing uncontrollably.
”cough up, wattpad.”
wattpad rolled her eyes and passed 50 bucks to fanfiction.net
ddos raised an eyebrow.
“you bet on our relationship??”
fanfiction.net nodded.
“I assumed you guys would get together sooner or later.. anyway.. ive gotta go! quotev is waiting for me!”
it left as soon as it arrived, running to quotev.
”anyway..” wattpad continued, “stop making out in the janitors closet! tumblr was asking about you!”
she winked and left the pair alone.
”sooo.. wanna get out there, ao3?”
ao3 just giggled and pulled ddos out of the janitors closet.
seems like they’d be okay.