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“Ugh my head, where am I?” I rub my head in pain and look around in confusion. I realize I appear to be in an unfamiliar house. I stand up to look around and a note falls out of my lab coat pocket and I pick it up to read it.
DR DOOFENSHMIRTZ THE ULTIMATE INATOR INVENTOR
I look at the note in confusion. Why does this note have my name? What is an ultimate? I then turn the note over and see that it says tho head to the main plaza. I open the door to the house and see a guy with a head that looks like a rock looking around in confusion before he notices me and charges over at me.
???-“Where am I? Why did you bring me here”!
I hold my hands up in confusion. “Woah woah there i am as confused as you i am not behind this”. I explain trying to calm him down
???-“Fine i’ll believe you for now i’m larry needlemeyer the ultimate employee”.
LARRY NEEDLEMEYER THE ULTIMATE EMPLOYEE
Doof-“Well my name is heinz doofenshmirtz but you can call me dr doofenshmirtz and i am the ultimate inator inventor”.
Larry-”What the heck is an inator”?
Doof-”Simple my good sir they are the inventions i made for evil well used to now i make them for good”.
Larry-”Wait evil are you a bad guy”?
Doof-”Ex bad guy i am one of the good guys now thanks to the help of a kid named milo murphy and my nemesis perry the platypus”.
Larry-”Okay then, let’s just head to this plaza”.
Time skip brought to you by doof being a good father
Me and Larry arrive at the plaza and see 14 other people who seem to be standing in their own groups and one of them a woman in a captains hat sees us
???-Two more have arrived making there be a total of 16 of us here, I recommend you two go and talk to the others here first”.
I decide to talk to the closest group first and Larry just follows, I then see the group which consists of two bipedal turtle looking creatures and a guy in red overalls seems to be in an argument.
???1-”I know you are behind this Bowser just fess up already”.
???2-”how about you quit blaming my dad Mario he did nothing this time”.
???1-”Oh like i would believe his brat’s word he is a villain and will always be one and he kidnaps peach all the time so of course he would kidnap me and all these other innocent people”.
???3-”Don’t you talk to my son that way Mario”.
Doof-”Uh i don’t mean to interrupt this but me and my friend here would like to introduce ourselves to you”.
???3-”Tch well if you must know i am the great and powerful Bowser the ultimate koopa king”.
BOWSER THE ULTIMATE KOOPA KING
???2-”And i am his beloved son Bowser jr the ultimate koopa prince”.
BOWSER JR THE ULTIMATE KOOPA PRINCE
???1-”Well i am Mario hero of the mushroom kingdom and the person who has thwarted Bowser multiple times but despite that i am the ultimate plumber”.
MARIO THE ULTIMATE PLUMBER
Doof-”Well I am Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I am the ultimate inator inventor, which before you ask inator is just what I call my inventions”.
Larry-”Well I guess it is my turn, I am Larry Neddlemeyer and I am the ultimate employee”.
Bowser-”Hmm you both could be useful for finding out how to escape this weird town we are in”.
Mario-”bowser quit acting like you are not behind this”.
Bowser-”I am telling you I am innocent this time”!
Mario-” yeah right like i would believe that”.
Me and Larry decide to move onto the next group since it seems like Mario and Bowser are just going to fight. The next group consists of a sponge wearing pants and two teenagers.
Doof-”Uh hi my name is Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I am the ultimate inator inventor . Me and Larry here would like to get to know you”.
Larry-”and I am Larry the ultimate employee”.
???1-”Well new friends I am Spongebob Squarepants and I am the ultimate fry cook. That is because I am the fry cook for the krusty krab”.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS THE ULTIMATE FRY COOK
???2-”Hello i am Brandon Roberts and i am the ultimate animal shelter part time helper since i have a part time job at my grandparents animal shelter”,
BRANDON ROBERTS THE ULTIMATE PART TIME ANIMAL SHELTER HELPER
???3-”Well guess I am named Ayla Césaire The ultimate ladybug blogger due to having the best blog on France's local superhero miraculous ladybug”.
ALYA CESAIRE THE ULTIMATE LADYBUG BLOGGER
We talk to the group for a bit before heading to the next one which consists of an anthropomorphic owl,wolf and sheep with wings and a halo which also appears to have a fight going one although it appears to be one sided between the wolf and sheep.
???1-Your the one behind this aren’t you i can tell it you holy bastard”!
???2-”P-Pls you g-got to believe me i have n-no idea what is g-going on”.
The sheep was cowering beneath the wolf
???3-”Loona i think he is telling the truth”.
???1-”And what makes you think that octavia”.
???3-”He honestly seems to pathetic to have done this”.
???1-”I guess you're right about that via”.
The wolf then sees me
???1-”Oi what you looking at”.
Doof-”we are just trying to do introductions if you want me and my friend can start”?
???1-”Sure go ahead see if i care”.
Doof-”Very well then my name is Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I am the ultimate inator inventor”.
Larry-”I’m Larry the ultimate employee”.
???1-”Loona the ultimate hellhound”.
LOONA THE ULTIMATE HELLHOUND
Loona-”You go next via”.
???3-My name is Octavia of the Ars goetia and I am the ultimate goetia heir”.
OCTAVIA THE ULTIMATE GOETIA HEIR
Loona-”Your turn lambchop”.
???2-”O-Oh well m-my name is c-collin and f-for some reason I-I am the ultimate c-cherub which i d-don’t really think is something I-I deserve
COLLIN THE ULTIMATE CHERUB
Loona-”Geez your self pitying is annoying”.
Collin-”O-Oh i’m sorry I w-will keep my p-problems to my s-self then”.
Loona”Not my problem so I don't care”.
Me and Larry decide to move on to the next group which consists of an adult male, a teenage boy, and a young kid who looked like he was no older than 10
???1-”I know that fatass has to be behind this fucked up kidnapping”.
???2-”Kid you should not be swearing”.
???1-Oh go shove your bullshit up your ass old man”.
Doof-”uh hi my name is Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz and i am the ultimate inator inventor”.
Larry-”And I am Larry the ultimate employee”.
???1-Kyle broflovski and I am apparently the ultimate dreidel maker. Yeah, I make dreidels during Hanukkah but I do other things too”.
KYLE BROFLOVSKI THE ULTIMATE DREIDEL MAKER
???2-”My name is Alto Clef and my ultimate confuses me as it has to do with my old job being the ultimate ex goc agent and no i can not tell you what the goc is as that is classified information”.
DR ALTO CLEF THE ULTIMATE EX GOC AGENT
???3-”Well guess I should introduce myself. I am Taro Yamada and I am the ultimate bland character”.
TARO YAMADA THE ULTIMATE BLAND CHARACTER
Taro”You should introduce yourselves to the last two members of our group now”.
Me and Larry wave goodbye to the group and head to the last one, this group only having two people in it being the woman in the captain's hat from before and another woman, this one in a maid outfit.
???1-”I see you introduced yourself to everyone else well my name is enterprise and i am the ultimate ship girl captain”.
ENTERPRISE THE ULTIMATE SHIP GIRL CAPTAIN
???2-”And I am Belfast, the ultimate ship girl maid”.
BELFAST THE ULTIMATE SHIP GIRL MAID
All the sudden an intercom turns on and a voice comes out, “Now that I see you are all introduced to each other it is my turn”.
All the sudden a black and white teddy bear appears out of nowhere
???-”Hello residents, I am your mayor Monokuma and guess what you all get to live here for the rest of your lives”.
Collin-”W-What do you mean live here for the rest of our lives”.
Monokuma”Simple you can’t ever leave”.
Collin”Y-You c-can’t do this w-we have lives o-outside of h-here I h-have my job and m-my garden”.
Monokuma”Well there is a way you can leave”.
Bowser jr”And what is is”.
Monokuma”Simple you have to commit murder”.
Loona”Okay and why is this a problem I work for assassins”
Monokuma”that’s because you can’t just kill and then leave where is the fun in that no after someone kills there will be a town trial to figure out who the blackened is if you get it right the blackened gets punished and if you get it wrong then everyone but the blackened gets punished”.
Spongebob”This is not very nice how about we play a different game like blowing bubbles”>
Monokuma”Wow the idiotic sponge thinks he has a choice well news flash buddy you don’t”.
Bowser then goes and charges Monokuma lifting him up, “I will show you why you shouldn’t fuck around with the koopa king”. Monokuma then starts beeping.
Loona”You idiotic brute he is going to blow up throw him”!
Bowser then hurls Monokuma with all his might and Monokuma explodes
All the sudden another Monokuma appears, "Hey no hurting your mayor it is against the rules, now onto the next thing everyone stands close together we are going to take a group photo”.
Loona-”And why would we do that”.
Monokuma”Because I said so”.
So we all get close to take the group photo Mario and Bowser are fighting and so are Bowser jr and Kyle, Ayla has wrapped her arms around Brandon and Taro, Belfast jumped up so Enterprise has to hold her in the bridal position, Loona is growling at Collin for floating so close to her while having a protective grip on Octavia,Alto Clef is standing to the side clearly annoyed, Spongebob just smiles for the camera,Larry is just slouching looking tired,And i end up standing in the center of the group photo with Monokuma in front of everyone in the draw me like one of your french girls pose.
After the photo Monokuma forces us back to our homes he made for us to stay in and as i lay down in the bed as I think could someone really kill another, I then drift off to sleep
16/16 LEFT PROLOGUE END