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Exy is NOT sexy Group Chat
7:29pm
Iwillstabyou is online
Iwillstabyou: I should’ve eaten you in the fucking womb.
Iwillstabyou: gormet fucking dinner bitch
Gay, Matty Patty, Im(not)fine, and 4 more users are online
Gay: 😦
Matty Patty: Oh-
Im(not)fine: 🤭
Im(not)fine has deleted a message
SmarterTwin: I saw that, you’re disgusting.
SmarterTwin: Andrew, it’s not that big a deal. I’ll buy you more.
Iwillstabyou: The hell you will.
SmarterTwin: ???
SmarterTwin: Then what do you want me to do?
Iwillstabyou: suffocate
SmarterTwin: Alright, then. 👍
Gay: why mudt tou text like rhat??
SmarterTwin: I could ask you the same question, Nicky.
Im(not)fine: he does it to piss me off 😒
Matty Patty: Im sure that’s not it Neil
SmarterTwin: No, he’s right.
Matty Patty: Okay.
Heather💅: he’s gotta keep up that doctors appearance ✌️😗
Im(not)fine: he’s not even a fucking doctor yet!
SmarterTwin: Fuck you too, and it’s better to prepare now, so, in a way Neil, you’re helping me.
Im(not)fine: God fucking dammit.
Iwillstabyou: this is all well and nice but I still don’t have any fucking ice cream
Iwillstabyou: some fugly failed abortion ate the last of it
SmarterTwin: 😐 I feel like this is an overreaction.
Gay: 💀💀
CapDan: Okay you two, that’s enough
Im(not)fine: don’t listen to her, Andrew! Keep going!
CapDan: Neil.
Im(not)fine: 🫡
Connor Murphy: so the monster’s pissy because his clone ate the last of the ice cream?
Im(not)fine: Don’t call him that, Seth.
Matty Patty: wow
Matty Patty: full grammar and a period
Matty Patty: now you KNOW he’s being serious
SmarterTwin: fucking hypocrite
Gay: and noe theyve swappwd
SmarterTwin: Grammarly exists for a reason, Nicky.
Gay: and its mt arch nemisjsi
SmarterTwin: What the fuck?
Kevin is online
Kevin: Neil, we are going to practice early.
Im(not)fine: fucking why?
Iwillstabyou: read my name Kevin, it’s for you.
Kevin: It’s so we can stop and get Andrew ice cream before practice.
Kevin: well damn, never mind.
Iwillstabyou: you actually had a good idea for one Kevin
Kevin: I said never mind.
Iwillstabyou: when?
Kevin: …
Gay: who are tou amf ehat have yiu done woth Kebin??
Kevin: I’m not even going to attempt to read that.
Kevin is offline
Connor Murphy: no, the fag’s right, since when did the Kevin Day get ice cream before practice?
Gay: 🖕🖕 all for you, babe.
Iwillstabyou: what have I said about using that word?
Im(not)fine has muted Connor Murphy for 2 hours
Gay: Neil i luv u ❤️❤️
Im(not)fine: ok 👍
Iwillstabyou: Josten, get down here I’m not waiting for your ass
Iwillstabyou is offline
Im(not)fine: damn, I alright, I’m coming
Im(not)fine is offline
Gay: rhats what she saod
CapDan: No.
Gay: 🫡
✝️: I’ve made cookies if anyone wants some!
✝️: I’ll make sure to save you some when you get back Andrew!!
Gay: favoorjtitsm
SmarterTwin: I swear, every time you send a message, I lose another 10 brain cells.
Gay: 🖕
Matty Patty: I’d like some cookies Renee!
✝️: Alrighty then, anyone who wants some come to my room!!
Everyone is now offline