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DEATH SHALL NOT HALT YOU (IT IS HOWEVER, COMING OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK)

Summary:

a story made from me and my friends’ video game dumbassery

Notes:

Here’s the work skin: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49816840/chapters/125754433#workskin

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Update Bullshit

Summary:

Our main characters experience the easter update

Notes:

this definitely isn’t the first i’ve written about these characters, but it’s the most recent, so i figured i should actually put some writing in this. anywhodle, enjoy i guess.

Chapter Text

Serial Designation W-R-N

Log Number: ???

Date: April 1st, 2543

 

So, shit’s going down, and it’s not just a gut feeling this time, Grey, Aeth and I are going scrapping and the old fax looking hunk of junk terminal we have has a “update” prompt on the screen, apparently it’s update “50” or some shit, at least that’s what Grey has been excitedly babbling on about since yesterday. I swear the guy’s gonna go Sigurd one of these days if he hasn’t already.

The autopilot has a new moon, Grey’s saying we just gotta go check it out, personally I think those dumb bees have finally fried his brain.

 

 

 

Serial Designation W-R-N

Log Number: ???

Date: April 2nd , 2543

 

I EXPLODED,

what the fuck, Grey threw an egg at me and I exploded,

I’m pretty sure my organs turned into confetti.

The whole, “ghost” part of this insanity freaks me out almost as much as the actual dying, luckily I can still kinda use electronics and watching Grey try to blow up bugs is actually kinda entertaining.

 

 

 

Serial Designation W-R-N

Log Number: ???

Date: April 3rd , 2543

 

This is insane, I feel insane, he makes me feel insane, he’s fucking insane

He hasn’t gone Sigurd, he’s worse, I don’t need to see under that suit of his to know he’s smiling, he’s always fucking smiling, he was smiling when that weird ass butler thing rammed a fucking butcher knife into his intestines. he always knows way too much and all before the rest of us know it. I couldn’t get his voice out of my head even though I don’t have a head as a ghost thing.

He says that butler thing explodes into bees, or some shit, when it dies, not even the electric ones. With how many times I’ve been electrocuted by his insane zapping bees, non zapping bees feels wrong. I don’t know how he knows that about it, there’s no trace of the damned thing in the creaturepedia.

None of us are okay in the head, you can’t be after working for The Company this long, let alone dying this many times, but there is something really fucking wrong with G-R-Y.

 

P.S. The little shit left rubber snakes all over my bunk. Where the fuck did he get rubber snakes???