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“Hey Tim, did I tell you about the time I met William the Bloody. He’s English.”
“Yeah, I heard that about the Brits. I prefer my steak medium.”
“No, no, it’s not about his diet. Although it is. He’s a vampire.”
“And he’s friends with Dracula?”
“Nooooo, he hates Dracula. Claims he owes him 11 pounds.”
“Pounds of flesh?”
“No, pound sterling, the currency of England. Money.”
“Aha, aha.”
“That’s not much money to hold a grudge for. So when did you meet this bloody William?”
“Back when I was training to be a watcher.”
“Who needs training to watch?”