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The theater kid summoning ritual

Summary:

The fatal mistake of mentioning Phantom of the Opera was made.

Notes:

Why hello there. I fuck off for many months and then come back with this piece of shit. Your welcome.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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It was a quiet, peaceful morning on the campus of UA.

So of course, that was fucked up.

“Shouto-kun…” Midoriya slowly pushed a small white mask towards the heterochromic boy.

“Is this what I think it is?” Todoroki says hesitantly, and Iida turns his head suspiciously before a twinkle crosses his eyes and he exclaims

“Oh my FUCK, Phantom of the Opera!” To which many heads whip around.

“You can CURSE?!” Kaminari shouts wide eyed, to which Iida replies

“My older brother is Ingenium and I grew up getting babysat by Aizawa-sensei, Mic-sensei and Midnight-sensei, the hell do you think?”

There was a small pause of chatter before Tokoyami and Jirou say in unison “Wait, did you say Phantom of the Opera?” and rush over towards the growing gaggle of theater kids. It was at this moment that Shouta made the fatal mistake; sending a message into the hero chat.

Within the minute, Present Mic was rocketing through the door with a quirked yell of “DID SOMEONE SAY PHANTOM OF THE OPERA???” Followed shortly by a disheveled Momoma, which yelled something along the same lines, eyes practically glowing with sparkles.

By now, any student who wasn’t a vocal or a theater kid was utterly befuddled, which was only heightened by a loud thud against the window, to which Tokoyami ran over and opened it, Hawks tumbling through it and onto the floor before chirping out “I heard we were talking about Phantom of the Opera! :D” and the class erupted in confused and excited shouts, which then morphed into several screams as a portal opened in the ceiling and Dabi, Twice and Mr. Compress fell down, Kurogiri closing the portal and appearing with them as Dabi and Mr. Compress started singing (extremely out of tune from eachother, I might add)

“THE PHAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HEEEEEEEERREEE!!!”

Shouta gave a bone-dead weary sigh, turning to the freaking out and confuzzled majority of 1-A, and simply deadpanned “This life is temporary but Phantom of the Opera is forever.”

 

Notes:

How to write the first fanfiction you've written in months:

Step 1- Ruin your sleep schedule.

Step 2- Read 60 Crackfics from the same author for the fandom you're currently hyperfixating on while waiting for the ✨️inspiration✨️ to hit

Step 3- get the shit scared out of you in the middle of the night because it's thundering and the internet cut out.

Step 4- Cry because the silence is to quiet.

Step 5- Nearly pass out from joy when the internet reconnects to the Google assistant.

Step 6- Ask the Google assistant to play some music and gasp dramatically when it puts on Phantom of the Opera.

Step 7- Enjoy as motivation courses through your veins and you write some shit like this.

Note: do not try this at home.

Alright please comment so I can fertilize my garden <3