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Evil Morty found himself in his office overlooking the shining streets of the citadel, thinking once again... Once again thinking about that one Morty that wouldn't leave his head
"C-137" he murmured the other's name, thinking of a way to convince him to go with him alone to a restaurant, without Bentinho Rick Sanchez disturbing them, he had already been trying to think of something for a total of 3 days, he decided not to delay anymore and would go there in 15 minutes, first checking Earth time to make sure there wasn't a time like 3 am tomorrow or something like that, it was 9:00 pm, "I don't think Morty is sleeping at that time" thinks Evil and pulling his weapon of golden portals to the boy's room and even though he didn't believe in God, he prayed that his curly-haired version wasn't masturbating.
He passes through the portal, immediately noticing the change of scenery, now in the messy room, the boy was almost asleep, soon jumping out of bed and almost falling to the floor, and looking up, encountering the sight of a natural serious face, he opened the door. mouth to call for Rick, but Evil was faster covering his mouth with his hands "look, I know this is more sudden than me... Do you want... Go out with me? Without Rick? I know you won't accept it at first So I'm going to leave a business card and a portal gun since Rick won't let you use it without supervision, I imagine.." the owner of the room is shocked, I don't understand anything, thinking he's dreaming, but why would he dream about Evil? Well, let's say he's also thinking about the one with the pointy hair. He shakes his head from side to side and realizes that it really wasn't a dream so he just takes the card from Evil saying that he will think about it, "I-I'll think about it, b-but how will I know that it's going to get me Hurt?" asks Morty C-137, "Because... I don't have any problems with you, I just wanted to get to know you better. I've been watching you for a while and I noticed that you're a little different from the other Mortys... Well, whatever. It's good, it's over, I have to go, see you.." "Bye..." says Morty, seeing his other version go through the golden portal and then looking at the card... "I'll think a little more..." he says, putting the card on his end table and returning to bed and covering himself, trying not to think about it for now.
Morty had finally woken up at 9:00 am, he didn't have class that day as it was a holiday, turning around looking at his dresser seeing the card that Evil had left him along with the portal gun, deciding that he would see if Rick needed help with it. If not, I would go to the citadel this afternoon to meet Evil.
Going downstairs to have breakfast finding his family there so he sits at the table and eats his breakfast, when he finishes Rick gets up then Morty decides to finally speak up, "Rick Y-you need help f-for some mission" " oh ... No, I think we'd better take a week off *Grhump*, then have fun with your life as a 14-year-old boy masturbating all day *Grhump*" "Dad! Jerry and Summer are still eating. manners! " "ahhh m-me *Grhump* suck me" says Rick leaving through a random portal probably going to have fun with female and male aliens.
"E-er mom, I'm going to... T-take a w-a walk around alone ok?" "it's okay Morty but promise not to get in trouble" "it's okay mom.. "
Around 12:00 in the afternoon Morty was wearing a white thermos with a rose on one side and putting on perfume, "why am I getting so dressed up? I don't even know he's going to take me to some fancy restaurant or something, I don't even know if he has good intentions with me, in fact he can plot anything..." while Morty was thinking, he looked away from a gun that he keeps in his pocket to defend himself if necessary, and finally taking the card and the portal gun Soon shooting in a corner of the room, the portal was a light yellow, it wasn't green like the Ricks, but it wasn't. Yellow-orange like Evil, it looks like he had it made just for him, this made Morty's face heat up at the thought that someone made something just for him, then he shook his head in denial, entering the portal and already appearing in front of it. the city hall mansion coming across some guard Ricks.
"w-what *Grhump* are you doing here?" says one of the Ricks Guards, and Morty shows his business card "I-I'm Morty C-137, y-your President says he w-wanted to talk to me" Morty replies with a shaking voice, clearly he was a little scared , "Oh yes, let him in, *Grhump* Morty will be in the office and Rick will- *Grhump* take you."
Soon after, the doors open and Rick begins to accompany Morty to Evil's office, or Morty President, as you prefer, a few minutes later he arrives in a room with a large window overlooking the citadel and a large table with several chairs and the last one facing to window him when he was going to open his mouth and Evil decides to start first, "Please sit in the chair next to me or however you prefer."