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It was a day that seemed to go on forever at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Dr. Gregory House had barely walked into his office when the chaos began: a new case, piles of paperwork, and a series of patient consults all demanding his attention. House was used to the intensity, but today, he found himself navigating each challenge with a dull, nagging pressure in his abdomen. At first, it was easy to ignore — just a minor inconvenience. But by the time noon rolled around, it was a discomfort he was finding harder to brush off.
The morning had started with his usual dose of Vicodin and a barely-finished cup of coffee before Cuddy barged into his office. She was annoyed, lecturing him on clinic hours he hadn’t completed, patients he was avoiding. Her voice grated at him, especially with his mind so fixated on the medical mystery at hand.
He considered excusing himself for a moment, but his pride — and his annoyance at Cuddy — kept him glued to his spot. Leaning back in his chair, he masked his discomfort with sarcasm, deflecting her words until she finally relented and stormed out, leaving him to his work.
His team, as usual, was quick to show up with their ideas and theories, interrupting any chance he might have had to take a break. The pressure in his bladder grew, but House pushed it to the back of his mind. A good puzzle had always taken precedence over bodily needs, and he wasn’t about to let something so trivial as needing the bathroom disrupt his focus.
By midday, he was increasingly aware of his body’s urgent need for relief. But between his team, the patient’s test results, and his own stubbornness, he kept ignoring it. In the differential room, he shifted restlessly on his feet, his hand occasionally gripping his cane a little tighter than usual. The throbbing ache in his bladder was becoming a relentless distraction, but he masked it well, hiding his discomfort behind his usual irritable facade.
“Maybe it’s an autoimmune disorder,” Cameron suggested.
“Or just another really weird infection,” Chase added.
House shook his head. “None of you know anything, do you?” He forced himself to stay focused, keeping his voice steady, though his bladder was aching with an intensity that was getting impossible to ignore.
Despite his best efforts, his body was on the edge, and a thin sheen of sweat began to gather on his brow. He shifted his weight from one foot to the other, trying to subtly alleviate the pressure. His leg bounced subtly as he sat, and he tapped his fingers in irritation, hoping the small movements would distract him from the growing urgency.
By the late afternoon, House was gritting his teeth. He’d been dodging clinic duty, paperwork, and even Wilson, who kept appearing with patient files, trying to guilt him into taking care of his obligations. Each second he remained seated, his body protested harder, and every glance at the clock made his situation feel more dire. His need for the restroom was no longer just an inconvenience; it was an overwhelming pressure he was struggling to hold back.
Finally, House couldn't take it anymore. He turned to his team, his expression tense. “Alright, we’re done here. Take five,” he muttered, and without waiting for a response, he pushed himself up and hobbled toward the door. He could feel every step jostling his bladder, and his heart pounded with the realization that he was seriously at his limit.
He was halfway to the restroom when Wilson blocked his path, looking exasperated as he waved a file at him.
“House, Cuddy says you’re avoiding clinic hours again,” Wilson said. “She sent me to–”
“Not now, Wilson,” House replied, his voice edged with desperation as he tried to sidestep him.
But Wilson, noticing something off in House’s face, stepped in front of him again, continuing his spiel about responsibility and patient care. House’s heart raced as he clenched his fists, trying to will himself to stay calm, to somehow push back the desperate need that was becoming all-consuming.
“Out of my way,” House snapped, his voice sharper than usual, but Wilson’s eyes flicked to House’s trembling hand gripping his cane.
“Are you okay?” Wilson asked, suddenly concerned.
House didn’t answer; instead, he practically shoved past Wilson and made a limping beeline toward the restroom. His team was coming up the hallway, oblivious to his predicament, but he didn’t care — he was only a few steps away from the door. All he had to do was make it a little further.
But as he reached for the handle, his bladder gave a sharp, agonizing spasm, and he felt his control slipping. His heart pounded as he fumbled with the door, the tiny delay sealing his fate. His bladder released, and he felt the mortifying warmth spread as his pants grew damp. House’s face went rigid, his jaw clenched, every muscle tensing in sheer disbelief as he felt the wetness soak through, a dark stain spreading down his thigh.
The relief was overwhelming, but any sense of comfort was drowned by the mortification of what was happening. His breath hitched, his hands gripping his cane tightly as he stood frozen, unable to stop the steady flow. The warmth continued to seep down his leg, pooling at his ankle and dripping to the floor. He closed his eyes, feeling utterly humiliated.
Behind him, he could hear the faint, shocked gasps of his team as they turned the corner, catching sight of him. He could practically feel their stares, and he forced himself to turn around, his face taut with a mix of anger and embarrassment.
“House… are you okay?” Cameron’s voice was soft, concerned, though her gaze betrayed her surprise.
House tried to summon his usual smirk, but it was a feeble attempt. He scowled, shifting awkwardly as the last of the warmth trickled down, leaving him with an unbearable, sticky discomfort. Foreman looked away, his expression a mix of sympathy and discomfort, while Chase seemed caught somewhere between shock and concern.
“Just fantastic,” House muttered, his voice dripping with bitterness. “Thanks to the parade following me everywhere.”
Chase, after a moment of stunned silence, took a cautious step forward. “Look, House, it’s... no big deal. Everyone’s been pushing themselves today.”
House’s eyes narrowed, his humiliation flaring into anger as he glared at Chase. “Think I’m going to let this go?” He gestured at the damp patch on his pants, his voice laced with sarcasm. “Next time, I’ll have it scheduled.”
Cameron shook her head gently, her expression one of quiet understanding. “It’s been a rough day. You’ve been on your feet nonstop. We won’t say anything.”
House glanced between them, his pride and frustration warring as he clenched his fists. He hated feeling vulnerable, hated that they’d seen him like this. But even he couldn’t ignore the fact that his team, as awkward as they felt, was treating him with surprising kindness.
Forcing a mocking smile, House tried to lighten the moment. “Well, guess I should thank you all for sticking around for the grand finale,” he said, gesturing at his soaked pants.
A reluctant laugh escaped Chase, and even Foreman allowed a faint smile to tug at his lips. Cameron, still looking at him with empathy, offered a small, reassuring smile.
“Why don’t you go clean up?” she suggested. “We can cover for you with the patient updates.”
House nodded stiffly, avoiding their eyes as he turned and hobbled away. His pride was bruised, and his face flushed with embarrassment, but somehow, their sympathy had made the situation a little easier to bear.