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The BRPD's special agents were a small group. The inbetweeners of the agency. Not beastial enough to go to the cages of the creatures down below but not human enough to mingle in the world above.
Abe had always felt like he was walking on a thin line between his library and his enclosure. Liz was far too human in appearance to consider placing her there and Hellboy had been practically raised by the seniors of the staff. Abe was inhuman, his face did not display emotions like Red's or Liz. He awoke fully developed as an adult, a very confused, scared, empty adult but not a child or infant a group or person could imprint upon. He was alone until he had Liz and Red, and he was terrified to lose them.
He was cautious about displaying his more creature like tendencies. He smashed a hammer into every natural instinct he had, to frill his gills when angry, to hiss when uncomfortable, to rub against rough textures when shedding. He was polite, gentlemanly and a general delight to the agents that weren't creeped out by his unmoving face. He drank in all that was to be a man, hoping maybe it would flick on some memory of who he was before but it just made him more lost. Perhaps the person he had been before had been completely liquefied to give birth to this new body.
It was this that led him down several rabbit holes about not his previous identity but his current. The creature he was, identified as Icthyo Sapien (A misnomer being he was far more amphibious than fish like). He found few barely filled in notes about amphibious bipeds, rarely more than superstition or nightmares induced by a certain 1954 film. One particular piece caught his attention though, a journal that explained a culture rather than a creature.
This journal described a voyage to research tribes in the South American Rainforest, who aparently prayed to some Amphibian God. The author a assistant but Abe's scanning uncovered no other entries, meaning there either wasn't any or this one had been missed in a purge. Much of it was griping that it was the wrong season for them to see it, the God aparently hidden away for the dry season. The tribespeople seemed to be as annoyed with the groups presence as Abe was reading about it, so they shared information freely in an effort to persuade the researchers on. Including what gifts they provided to their God. Boiled down flowers that only grew at the end of their winter, crushed and mixed with tree resin and glands from an animal to create a potent smelling exlir the creature seemed to enjoy. Abe was surprised to see a newer slip of paper, coordinates to the object storage printed in cold black ink.
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Red ran through the halls, nearly slipping each time he had to round a corner. Jesus Christ, he was starting to believe that myth that the bureau was built this way to confuse ghosts. He was puffed by the time he reached the library door, Liz looking at him with amusement as he put his hands on his knees. "Fuck, haven't down that much cardio in years" He huffed, plainly ignoring the rolling of her eyes. "What's going on, why aren't you in there yet?" He asked once he had his breath back, Elizabeth's eyebrows furrowed and she fiddled with the cross at her neck.
"He won't let us in, anyone in, his agents were trying for an hour before they called us" She explained, looking to agents Berry and Eiffel who were pouting by the wall. "What's wrong with him? Is he sick?" Hellboy asked, ignoring his annoyance at the agents. "They said he looked feverish, he's not wearing his pager" Liz looked worried, her face distorted by concern.
"Abe!!" Hellboy yelled, slamming his larger hand against the thick library doors. They could take it, he'd done worse to them in the past. There was a quiet "Eek!" From within, followed by a splash. "Alright, I'm busting the lock, Me and Liz will go in, you guys buzz off unless I page you" Hellboy explained his barely thought out plan, gesturing with his smaller hand as he began to crush the panel on the wall. Pulling out certain thick wires until he heard an echoey click as metal studs slid from their mechanisms.
Hellboy and Liz rushed in, pulling the door closed behind them and leaving the agents pouting. "Abe!" Red called into the dark library "Are you okay?". Yellow, sharp eyes swept over the cluttered space, an aqua blue tank glowing emptily in the corner, damp footprints marking the carpets. "Blue?" Liz was quieter, cautious, she couldn't see in the dark as well as Red or Abe. "I'm... Ugh, alright, I just... need to be alone" Abraham's voice was strange, it's otherworldly effect exaggerated ten fold with a serious of hisses and clicks between words.
"What happened? Did one of those geeks prod you again?!" Hellboy asked, finally fixating on the source of the strange noises. Abe was tucked up in a corner, shivering, mostly hidden behind a neglected loveseat. "No! No, it's not that, please" He whimpered, voice warbly, like it came from beneath the water. Hellboy stepped closer, slowly but confidently trying not to let it hurt how Abe seemed to cower at every footstep. "What's going on? The call said you went off at Hoffman, did he do something to-" Hellboy's words slithered out of his brain as he picked up a scent.
It was sweet, almost tropical but hinted with something like vanilla or almonds. Once inhaled he felt a rush of blood heat his already red cheeks, a wave of confusion erasing all previous lines of questioning. "Aw is that all this is about Baby blue, poor thing" Hellboy's voice was not erased of all concern but it had a teasing hint to it now. Abraham did his best impression of a glare, the fan like gills at his neck fluttering. "You know I go through the same, it's not a big deal" Hellboy continued, smiling when Abe buried his head into his knees. "It's never happened to me before".
"What is it" Liz asked, eyes finally adjusting to the darkness with the light of Abe's tank. "Heat cycle I'm guessing, didn't know Abe's did that" Hellboy responded, sitting on the edge of a desk. "Neither did I" Abe crumpled against himself. Embarrassed. Another trait that made him more animal than man, and one that made his more intimate animalistic traits more obvious to boot. Hellboy may have experienced one in a decade ruts but he had human anatomy or as close to it as you could get being giant, red and covered in demonic tribal carvings.
"You don't have to be embarrassed about that Abe, we're your family" Liz reassured as she stepped closer. Abe pulled his legs tighter together as she sat beside him. "How many times have you helped that doofus when he's being a horomonal mess" She joked at Red's expense, jabbing a thumb in his direction. "That's not the same" Abe was muffled by his own legs. "What? cause you have a pu- Ow" a book smacked right against his left horn nub, hitting him in the head before falling. Liz shot him a deadly look. He rolled his eyes in response before coming to sit on Abe's other side.
"It's normal, most animals have a time to do it, humans are the weirdos in this one Blue" Red tried to reassure, tapping Abe on the back. "I attacked an agent" Abe whimpered, memories of him striking Hoffman exaggerated in his mind. "You gave him a tap, my first cycle I nearly bit Kate's hand off" Red laughed, the memory obviously more fond than disturbing as years had gone on. Abe froze up as Liz hugged him around the shoulders, "We've all done crazy stuff, they're not gonna lock you up because you got a bit zesty" She explained pressing her cheek into his shoulder. "Speaking of zesty" Hellboy teased, Abe shrieked as Hellboy's warm hand caressed his over-sensitive thigh.
"Red, leave him alone" she scolded, slapping Hellboy's hand away. Abe felt relieved until he caught the devilish grin on Miss Sherman's face. "He's mine!" She growled playfully as she pulled him closer. Abe let out an "Oof" as he was pushed to the floor, his respirator bubbling as air was pushed back into the water. "No hogging the Abe" Hellboy scolded right back as she sat on Abe's abdomen, facing his crossed legs. Abraham covered his face, embarrassed and unwilling to believe this is where his night of research had led.
"Give us a hand big boy" Liz asked flirtatiously, manicured hands sliding down Abe's stripey thighs. "With pleasure hot stuff" Hellboy responded with a light laugh, separating Abe's legs with a single movement. Liz moved quickly, securing herself between them so they couldn't be closed again. "Suppose I'll keep the bitey side entertained" Hellboy smirked, shifting over so Abe's head rested in his lap. Hellboy could take an Abe bite, they could barely make him bleed but biting Liz could end up with a face full of flames. Ask Hellboy how he knows.
Abe looked up at Red unsuredly, he was not confident in bedroom activities at the best of times, let alone feeling so out of place in his own body. He had always been their demisexual third wheel, more interested in cuddling and spending time with them than the rare times he allowed physical intimacy. He couldn't deny he wanted that intimacy now though.
He put his hand on Hellboy, feeling the emotions of enjoyment, lust and intrigue flowing through him. It was a good of an anchor point he could get as Liz pulled his shorts down. She flung them over her shoulder without a care, Abe was sure they landed on something important. "Always good to see our rarely appearing friend" Hellboy whistled as the bluish purple cock stood, already leaking and looking desperate. Abe flushed as he felt a pulse beneath his head, Hellboy's own "Friend" clearly taking an interest in what was going to happen.
Liz was more quiet in her appreciation, resting on her belly as she made an experimental lick at the base. Abe groaned, his legs would've attempted to shut around her if a large leather boot hasn't pulled them apart. "Easy Blue, you know what happens if you hit Liz" Hellboy purred, leaning down to whisper. "Things get hot". Abe groaned, both from the horrible joke and how Liz's tongue dipped into the opening beneath his phallus.
"Jesus Christ Abe, you're soaked" Liz remarked as she dragged her tongue back into her mouth, enunciating the end of her sentence by thrusting her manicured fingers into the opening. Abe yelped, face flushing purple with embarrassment at the sound. Liz spread her fingers apart, massaging them down the ribbed walls. "I think you could fit Red without any prep, usually takes you hours" Liz continued, curling her fingers expertly. "Mhnnnm" Abe groaned, covering his mouth, the thought was enticing.
He had taken Hellboy on occasion, rarely. There was few times he was ever interested in sexual activity, fewer that he felt going further than heavy petting would suffice. Hellboy was huge, not just in stature. His cock was ten inches long, thick enough that even Abe's fingers barely met when grasping it. It was far more human than the slightly prehensile, ribbed, purple appendage Liz was licking at right now though. "That sound good Abe?" Hellboy asked, his voice controlled but tempted. Abe could feel the heat beneath his gills.
"I... don't want to trouble you" Abe groaned, nearly whimpering when Hellboy's warm hand was pressed against his face. It felt only slightly hotter than the blood that rushed under his membranes. "Don't be a wuss Baby blue, I wanna make you feel good" Hellboy's voice was a purr, his amber eyes molten. Abe was unable to respond in more than a nod, embarrassed and in awe of his friends dedication.
"Swap Then, big man" Liz commanded easily, her smooth tones annuciated with a light slap to Abe's striped ass. The amphibian yelped, grumbling as the two firey agents swapped places. Except while Hellboy gently massaged his fingers inside, testing the elasticity, Liz shoved a throw pillow under his head. Abe was a bit confused at the rearrangement, shuddering at the feeling of thicker fingers scissoring inside him and then surprised by the feeling of warm thighs either side of his head.
Abe gaped, Liz's wet opening held above him like an invitation. "Easy Blue, just try to do what I was doing, I know that memory is photographic" there was a slight wiggle to her hips, impatient and needy. "I'll give it my best but remember my neck isn't as strong as Hellboys" He reminded, vivid memory of the big red guy in a neckbrace firm in his mind as his large hands lifted to support Liz's weight. He started slow, grazing his short tongue over the folds of Liz's labia. He nearly bit down on his own tongue as Hellboy rubbed his cock along Abe's drenched thighs.
He let out a whine but continued on with his work, stroking from the leaky opening to the firm bud at the crown of the labia. His tongue was too short to plunge very far into the opening but was the perfect length to lap needily at the clit. Liz groaned, her hips jerking, near humping into the sensation. Abe was glad Hellboy had been dragging him to the gym otherwise his arms might not have been able to hold her up from suffocating him.
He couldn't avoid digging in his claws a bit when the head of Red's massive cock began to push inside. He pressed his teeth into the meat of his tongue, focusing on the pain rather than the intensity of the stretch until Liz pushed back into him. He gasped once, his thighs tightening around Hellboy as he refocused on his task. He traced his tongue down the folds, lapping at the juices that tried valiantly to leak down his chin.
Hellboy began to thrust, he was cursing under his breath, fingers tight on Abe's soft thighs. "Fuuuhuck he's wet" He groaned openly, panting as he resisted going too hard on the poor Amphibian. "And Hard too" Liz teased, grazing her fingertips over the purple organ. "Why don't we try something extra new" Liz purposed, aiming a grin at Red. "Hm?" Abe hummed from his prone position, unaware to the knowing glances shared between his two partners.
Liz stripped her remaining layers, tossing her black bra across the library as she lifted up from Abe's face now as wet as it would be underwater. "Hint please?" He asked, using his wrist to wipe away some of the excess fluid. "This clue enough?" Liz smirked as she swivelled, holding her hips just above the leaking tip of his cock. His eyes portrayed clear shock and his mouth fumbled for words as Liz began to lower.
They had never been this far, the idea was both tempting and terrifying. His biology was far from similar to Hellboys and Abe was very much aware of how much she enjoyed that. The thought that she would be unimpressed or even disgusted was washed away as Hellboy thrust in just as she dropped her hips. Abe yelped at the dual sensation, his hands gripping into the carpeted floor as he tried to resist the urge to thrash. It was all too much. The heat being thrust into him, the heat that surrounded him.
He bit his tongue as he tried not to cum. Liz noticed the near painful expression and laughed teasingly. She placed her manicured hands on his smooth belly as she began to lift, lower and press her body into him. The sound was quite near fatal to the poor Amphibian, between the wetness emanating from Liz to the fluid lubricating Hellboy's cock. It sounded like a porn studio in their humble library. He groaned, covering his face with embarrassment as Hellboy snaked a hand around to grasp at Liz's breast.
"Aw Baby blue feeling shy?" Red asked with a particularly rough thrust, sending Liz toppling down. "Oops" He sheepishly said as a flame of annoyance flickered in Liz's eyes. "You're lucky I like this pose better" she grumbled as she readjusted, placing her hands either side of Abe's head as she began to shift her hips. This way, Abe could see both his partner's, which did not aid in abating his embarrassment. His eyes flicked from Liz's breasts pressed against his chest to Hellboy's expression of bliss.
Liz was typically quiet during trysts, she gave sighs and polite moans but she was typically quite silent. Now however, she was whining, pressing her face into Abe's shoulder. He could feel her pulse surrounding him, could feel the pump of blood through Hellboy's dick. It was intoxicating, he felt absorbed, comforted to impossible levels.
"Liz Hun, You're going to make me jealous" Hellboy teased after a particularly high pitched squeal. "Share with the class" He asked as he shifted his mismatched hands to Liz's hips. He shoved her down, at the same time pulling Abe back into his hips. "Shuddup" She groaned as she ground her hips down, breath stuttering. "It's... good, Ughn, feels like..." She broke her sentence with a moan. "Heaven?" Hellboy offered huskily with a chuckle, Liz response an affirmative groan. Abe was embarrassed, resisting the urge to cover his face as his piece was praised.
Liz's grinding turned to humping quickly, her breaths rapid and her grip squeezing his cock. "Ah Ah Ughn!" She quite nearly screamed as she began to cum, face planting back into Abe's shoulder as her slick flooded down their thighs. She shook on top of them, drool running down her chin as she slowly came down from her high. Abe caressed the back of her head, combing claws through fine black hair as Hellboy continued.
Abe could tell he wasn't far behind agent Sherman, he was amazed he'd even managed to outlast her. He tried not to pull at her hair as his body tried to hold onto Hellboy. He felt the nagging concern about ejaculating in Liz, they hadn't even considered protection before throwing themselves into the deep end. Typical for them really. Though it didn't turn out to be the issue he thought it would be, as soon as he felt that familiar tightening in his gut, his cock slipped free of Liz's soaked opening and wrapped around the base of Hellboy's cock.
The two men yelped in unision at the new sensation. The slick from both Liz and Abe smeared over the hot red flesh. "Fuck! Abe" Hellboy grit his teeth as he was squeezed by both Abe's cock and his internal walls. Abe hissed, his gills flaring as finally, he came. That unbearable heat smoothing down into a peaceful coolness as come spurt up Red's chest. Abe was silent, panting as Liz chuckled at him and Red leaned over them both.
"You two are lightweights" He growled playfully, kissing the side of Liz's face before taking Abe's lips. Abe mewled, slipping a hand to the side of Hellboy's face. He caressed him gently, sliding his textured fingers over pointed red ears. Liz's eyes flicked up, biting her lip as she realised Abe's intentions. She lifted up a bit, moving to suck and bite at the side of Red's throat. With the first press of smooth canines, Abe felt a pulse inside. "Ughn, not fair" Hellboy whined. He smirked before licking at the sensitive skin beneath Abe's Gills, squeezing a warm hand over Liz's breast. "Ahgn" Liz groaned into his throat, overexagerating as she stroked her tongue over a prominent vein.
"You fucking... brats" Hellboy growled low, pulling out at the last possible moment. He shoved his cock between his two partners, his spent painting both their stomachs. He sighed, a guttural sound as he struggled to keep himself aloft. "Jesus Red" Liz groaned, lifting herself up to see the sticky substance between her and Abe's stomach. "Least it ain't in your hair this time Toots" Hellboy sighed happily, glancing down at a satisfied but drier than what was healthy Abe.
"C'mon, Abe's going to turn into fish leather if we keep laying on him like a heated blanket" He got to his knees, his thighs and pants slick with both Liz and Abe's fluids. Liz looked over her shoulder incredulously, "You, being responsible? What a day" she asked. "Yeah Yeah, I just don't wanna get in trouble for killing Abe with my dick okay" Hellboy sheepishly added, helping Liz off Abe before pulling the both of them to their feet. Abraham wobbled a bit, before being straightened up by Liz. "Why don't we go rinse up?" The pryo offered, accepting Abe's weak nod as a yes.
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Liz woke up after a short nap on one of the library lounges, covered up by one of Hellboy's overly large shirts. She looked up to see Red at the end of her lounge, that typical amused expression on his face. She followed his eyeline, landing on Abe. He was scanning between three books propped up on podiums, a whiteboard behind him covered in neat, colour coordinated scrawlings. "Oh good afternoon Liz!" He chirped when he noticed her. "Yeah... what are you doing?" She asked, combing her black nails through her hair.
"Well, after our little experiment, I've hypothesised that whatever my species is either has multiple partners naturally or participate in Cross fertilisation!" Abe answered with enthusiasm, gesturing to his board. "I've never explored much about hermaphroditic species but considering my biology, it isn't too far from reality" He continued excitedly. Liz looked over to Hellboy who gave her a grin. "Of course that means I'm unsure if I'm able to produce young which is certainly concerning" Abe pouted, a hand to his chin as he looked at his board of information.
Hellboys smile dropped as his hear snapped to Abe, "Like a baby? Shit should we have used a condom" he yelped, panic obvious as Liz chuckled at Abe's blasé expression and Hellboy's shock.
"Bags naming it, DevilFish Marie" Liz added, "Or BeezleBufo Trevor for a boy" Abe continued her joke. The two giggling when Hellboy lost colour, plopping against the lounge.