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December 9th 2018
Roy
Hey Donna, me n Jason r having our boys night out tonight and I was wondering if you could babysit Lian?
2:23 pm
Donna
Alr, drop her off at the tower cuz my house burnt down.
2:25 pm
Roy
WTF?!
2:26 pm
Donna
Fucking firefly.
2:27 pm
Roy
Hate that bitch.
2:27 pm
Donna
Preach it.
2:28 pm
Roy
Anyways, what time should I drop her off?
2:29 pm
Donna
Whenever idgaf.
2:29 pm
Roy
Aight.
2:30 pm
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Jason
What'd she say?
2:25 pm
Roy
She said yes.
2:31 pm
Jason
FUCK YEAH!!
2:31 pm
Roy
Where ya wanna meet?
2:32 pm
Jason
Dunno, prolly meet at my safe house in Gotham, the one you took a big fat shit in.
2:32 pm
Roy
Ur never gonna let that down r u?
2:33 pm
Jason
Nah bro u stunk up the whole place. Surprised the pipes didn't go pop.
2:34 pm
Roy
It's ur fault for making those omelets!
2:34 pm
Jason
U SHOULD'VE TOLD ME U WERE LACTOSE INTOLERANT!
2:35 pm
Roy
Whatever, see ya at 4:00.
2:35 pm
Jason
Alr bro.
2:36 pm
Roy stuffed his phone in his back jean pocket and decided he should probably start driving over to the tower since it's pretty far away from his apartment and he likes being on time.
He stood up straight from the counter he was leaning on and raised both of his hands on either side of his mouth.
"Lian! Wanna go see Aunt Donna?" He hollered loud enough for Lian to hear.
Right when he finished talking, he could hear toys clashing onto the floor and Lian ran straight into the kitchen (where he currently is) and screamed, "YES!"
——
After Roy gathered Lian's sleepover kit, he held her hand and walked her over to his truck.
"Alright, cmere munchkin" He grunted as he picked her up and sat her up in the backseat.
While he was trying to buckle her in, the stupid red button was jammed and he kept pushing the buckle in over and over again, getting gradually frustrated.
Lian giggled at the sight.
"Stop laughing it's not funny!" He said defensively.
She started laughing even louder.
"Ugh, just sit in the other seat next to you" He gestured over to the seat.
"Okay, daddy!" She scooted down and waited for him to walk around the truck to buckle her in on the other side.
"Second times a charm" He said as he yanked the buckle down above the red button. He hooked it in and felt fucking euphoric, "YES!"
She giggled again and smiled at him with her two front teeth missing. It was honestly the most adorable thing he has ever seen.
He kissed her on the head and shut her door and went over to his own to start the car.
——
It took them about 8 minutes to get ready and 20 minutes to get to the tower so now it was 3:04 pm. Which is perfect considering how they have a zeta tube that he can go in, to go to Gotham in time.
Once he got Lian and her sleepover kit, he was headed straight towards the front door to the tower. He rang the doorbell which played the Teen Titans theme song that.... Dick made.
He shook his head to be rid of the thoughts and brushed Lian's hair down with his hand.
The door soon opened and they were meet with Donna in her pink workout suit with her signature blue leg warmers and her dark black hair in a ponytail, being held by a scrunchie. She looked like she just got shitted out from the 80s.
"Hey Roy toy" She smiled as she wiped her forehead with a towel.
"Roy toy?" Lian looked up and raised an eyebrow.
"Forget you heard that" Roy said urgently with his face turning red in embarrassment.
"Okay, Roy toy" Lian giggled.
"Oh my God" Roy ran his hand down his face.
"This is why you're my favorite child in all the universes" Donna smiled as she picked his daughter up into her arms.
"Here's her bag, i'll be back by like 12 in the morning" Roy held out her bag.
"Alright, see ya!" The both of them waved. "Wanna see the new nail polish I got?-" Donna said while she shut the door.
Oh God, now he's gonna have nail polish chips all over the floor since Lian can't help but chip them off.
——
He got to Jason's safe house by 2:55, so he was 5 minutes early, thank God.
"Yo, Jason open up!" He yelled as he banged his fist against the door.
"I'm comin, i'm comin" A muffled voice came from behind the door.
The door opened and he was faced with Jason in a black shit and red sweatpants. He looked tired as fuck with eye bags under his eyes, wait maybe that's a shiner..
"Is that a shiner?" He pointed to the dark purple smudge under his right eye.
"Yeah, I was patrolling with Tim last night and his head wasn't really in the game since he was daydreaming about his dumbass boyfriend, so instead of covering for me, he was dilly dallying smiling like a fucking school girl" Jason said annoyed and Roy watched as his eyes had a hint of green by the end of his sentence.
"Bro chill, I saw you getting the same way about that one girl you were obsessed with" Roy snorted as he walked in the door.
Jason shut the door behind him, "Well she's different" He said defensively.
"How is she different?" Roy laughed as he spoke.
"...."
Roy scoffed, "Exactly"
"Shut the fuck up and grab the whiskey" Jason walked over to the couch and plopped onto it and pointed his finger to the fridge.
Roy sighed as he walked over to the fridge so that he could grab the whiskey but once he opened the door he laughed, "Goddamn"
"What?!" Jason said annoyed.
"How much whiskey do you need?" Roy giggled as he grabbed one of the many bottles.
The fridge was literally packed with drinks.
"As much as it takes to get me up in the morning" Jason said tiredly.
"That's depressing" Roy snorted as he grabbed two shots.
"Yeah, we're all depressed, well except for the golden boy" Jason rolled his eyes.
"Dick?" Roy asked as he sat down next to Jason and poured themselves some drinks.
"Yeah, he's literally pretending to be depressed for attention. It's giving me secondhand embarrassment. Like he has nothing to be depressed about!" Jason exclaimed as he took a shot.
"Man, the amount of things that he has done for attention is honestly ridiculous" Roy scoffed and shook his head before taking a shot.
"Tell me about it! It's fucking annoying!" Jason raised his voice.
"For real, he has enough attention already" Roy said while pouring themselves two of them more shots.
"Exactly, like he's literally B's favorite child, the one who gets the most attention from him than any of the rest of us" Jason aggressively grabbed a shot.
"Yeah, him and Bruce would literally ALWAYS hang out together when we were all still Titans"
"Speak of the devil!" Jason happily in a sarcastic manner while holding up his phone to show that B is currently calling him.
"Oh, Boy" Roy laughed and took a shot.
"Yello" Jason joked.
"Tim?" He said with his eyebrows knitted.
"Wait, wait calm down"
"Is this a prank?" Jason smiled jokingly.
"Fuck" His eyes widened.
"Alright, me and Roy will be there in a few" He ran a hand through his black and white hair "Bye"
"The fuck was that?" Roy said confused.
Jason got up and started to grab his things "Dicks in the hospital"
"For what?" Roy paled.
"He wouldn’t tell me" Jason said breathlessly.
"Fuck" Roy sat up and grabbed some of his things as well.
"Fuck!" Jason screamed.