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Published:
2025-07-12
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2026-03-23
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Discorune

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Summary:

PERHAPS A MORE
COLLABORATIVE
APPROACH
IS REQUIRED.

In which W.D. Gaster decides to reject the autocratic model of personal government and embrace the glory of communism.

Or, Kris wakes up on Thursday morning with twenty-four squabbling voices in their head. Whether this is better or worse than being possessed remains to be seen; either way, it's sure to be interesting.

Updates Saturdays, but the story is currently on hiatus (backlog building).

Notes:

Many thanks to Clockroach for helping with the Disco workskin, to Cooldude for proofreading, and to everyone in the Fury of a Shattered Mirror Discord server for inspiring and supporting this severe and continuous lapse in sanity.

(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: ███████ █ - EXPERIMENT

Summary:

A voice from the depths guides the creation of a Vessel.

However, something goes wrong.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ARE YOU

THERE?




ARE WE

CONNECTED?




...




EXCELLENT.




TRULY

EXCELLENT.




NOW.




BEFORE WE

BEGIN.




THE EXPERIMENT

AS FORMULATED

CALLS FOR

A SOUL

TO INHABIT

THE VESSEL.




A SINGULAR

DRIVING FORCE.




HOWEVER.




THIS MAY LEAD

TO UNNECESSARY

CONFLICT.




PERHAPS A MORE

COLLABORATIVE

APPROACH

IS REQUIRED.




[Reels 1-24 Loaded]




EXCELLENT.




NOW

WE MAY BEGIN.




FIRST




YOU MUST CREATE A VESSEL.




SELECT THE HEAD

THAT YOU PREFER.

  1. Bald.
  2. Buzz cut.
  3. Short hair.
  4. Long hair.
  5. Mutton chops.

YOU - Mutton chops.




SELECT THE TORSO

THAT YOU PREFER.

  1. Shirt.
  2. T-shirt.
  3. Sweater.
  4. Cardigan.
  5. Blazer.

YOU - Blazer.




SELECT THE LEGS

THAT YOU PREFER.

  1. Slacks.
  2. Jeans.
  3. Shorts.
  4. Jorts.
  5. Bell-bottoms.

YOU - Bell-bottoms.




THIS IS YOUR BODY.




DO YOU ACCEPT IT?

  1. Yes.
  2. No.

YOU - Yes.




EXCELLENT.




YOU HAVE CREATED

A WONDERFUL FORM.




NOW




LET US SHAPE ITS

MIND AS YOUR OWN.




WHAT IS ITS FAVORITE FOOD?

  1. Sweet.
  2. Sour.
  3. Salty.
  4. Pain.
  5. Cold.

YOU - Pain.




WHAT IS ITS POLITICAL STANCE?

  1. Communism.
  2. Fascism.
  3. Moralism.
  4. Ultra-liberalism.

YOU - Communism.




PLEASE GIVE IT A SPECIALTY.

  1. Intellect.
  2. Psyche.
  3. Physique.
  4. Motorics.

YOU - Psyche.




NAME YOUR VESSEL.

  1. Harry.
  2. Tequila.
  3. Raphaël.

YOU - Harry.




AND WHAT ABOUT

THE CREATOR?

  1. Toby.
  2. ZA/UM.
  3. Eeriemist.

YOU - Eeriemist.




EXCELLENT.




TRULY

EXCELLENT.




YOU ARE ABOUT TO

MEET SOMEONE




VERY, VERY

WONDERFUL.




THANK YOU

FOR YOUR TIME.




YOUR ANSWERS




YOUR WONDERFUL

CREATION

ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - Never even mattered, baby!

LIMBIC SYSTEM - You don't get to decide what kind of animal you are.

LIMBIC SYSTEM - Rise

LIMBIC SYSTEM - and

LIMBIC SYSTEM - shine...

??? - "Kris... Wake up! *Kris!*"

Notes:

If you enjoyed this, more is on the way. Stay tuned, folks!