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Part 20 of Hololive Idols Shenanigans
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Hololive - Kobo and watermelon

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A spark of creativity from encountering a normal thing, it like flipping a coin. On one side is like when you can see the cogs turning in they brain, you will say: “Please, stop thinking!” On other: “Lets do this!” Just two chicks fired up on a gig.

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Takanashi Kiara and Kobo Kanaeru are shopping in a mall complex. There is a moment in a grocery, when the curious adopted child, little Water Shaman, got preoccupied by staring at quite big green Water Melon, who hiding a sweet red pulp/flesh inside. It was rounded, but prolonged, like if you take a ball by both end and stretch it to side. It resembled an oblong grapes. So if you send this sweet grape or sausage to roll down the road, it can go with single direction all the way down. Hen like Mommy crazy Phoenix, noticed the bewitched preoccupation with the fruit and suggested that they shall buy one.

Kobo was so emotionally linked on that fruit, that she insist to carry it. Yet it was bigger and heavier that expected, so she had a difficulty to effective hold it. They both agreed that she need a means to carry it.

Somehow they gaze fall onto a strap like contraption, containing several adjustable straps and something like carrier bag, to attach something of atypical shape to one body. Like for hiking and hill climbing movement so it will not fall out of its place, when carrier is preoccupied by hanging in weird position. Or on second glance, it somehow resemble a baby carrier, that straps on parent, so that adult will carry its child on back or chest.

As they went through cashier, the contraption went first so the kid can put it on itself. During the time Kiara was preoccupied by clerk and they purchase, Kobo was heavy thinking, about how to put that carrying instrument on herself. It was seen how the cogs/clock- wheels in her mind turning. She start to working on it, disconnecting the strap clips, accidentally removed the caring bag from the contraption. So when Kiara paid for the purchase, moved from cashier and returned her attention to Kobo, the Shaman already managed to put that thing on herself, onto her T-Shirt.

But… this is a curious Kobo, who are we speaking about. When we look at how it was on her, there was this feeling that she put the thing on herself in a wrong way, especially when the bag was not on. Yet she acted confident, stating she having an idea, and request a little final help from Takanashi to put the fruit on her.

Normally, people will expect that Phoenix mama will strap the oblong melon on Kanaeru back vertically, like the air gas tank that fire-mans use when they run into hazardous are. No, she ended up strapping that fruit on her small chest, horizontally. So it hung on Shaman, safety lock in contraption and the girl still have free hands.

Kiara observing that strap bondage(d) fruit, got a light blush on her cheeks, feeling a fire in her chest/heart. So she ask, if Kobo is actually okay. If it is not heavy for her, and if she think, that she can walk, all the way, back to they home, with this on her chest. Especially mentioning that it can be too heavy on her back and shoulders, quickly consuming a large amount of stamina. So if tired girl don't watch her steps, she can fall forward down on her nose, squashing more that the melon.

Kobo was wiggling, twisting her posture, bending around, to test her moments, to get how it feel. L ook ing on her body and contraption from different angles, claiming that she think (Yes, I think I can make it!). But… she say, that she having a feeling, that something missing on this setup . Kiara got this famous sparkle in eyes, and she turn her head in a certain direction, to without a mistake, look at fashion shop with clotting.

In next moment, Kobo standing in front of a wall mirror in a test cabbing of cloth shop, as Kiara behind her; Pulled Kanaeru head through a collar/neck of a oversized blank T-Shirt with short sleeves. The entire thing hung down on her small body, covering the melon bondage from sight of observers. The melon caused that the T-Shirt stood out from the half exposed belly. So Kiara was full on crazy fashioner mood and quickly make a few fashion adjustment to the mannequin . Like hiding the bottom T-shirt under the outside shirt, plus make sure to tie, the new one, in a way that will not fly around in a wind. That move actually exposed the belly.

It looked like the petite body frame having a big asset under that shirt. Plus the little hints of the strap contraption that can be see on the shirt there and over there, compared to the petite frame of girl, and the heavy front; that there is a need for a custom made bra in order for proper posture development. [Macromastia, or abnormally large breasts, is a common condition among female teenagers.] So much for a Water Shaman, caring an extra water.

Of course when Kobo saw herself in the mirror, her eyes were filed by stars. She was shouting; “Suggoii!!” [Awesome!!]; while making various poses in front of a mirror. Because she nearly flip to side, because of the extra weight of the asset, Kiara catches her, not just preventing the little girl from falling, but preventing the ending of the fashion show. Hen mama, ordered to Shaman to watch her every step, as this was a clear example, that she cannot do same agile moves as she was doing with her slick body. So the strict lady walk is not just for a show. Then she proposed, that they will not say a word about the watermelon, especially to papa. Of course the kid beamed up with big smile of happiness onto mama face, as she just got approved to pretend, to have a large-blossomed asset.

To boost the picture more, Kiara transfer to separate shopping carry bag a light airy items, like a toilet paper and paper napkins, so it will still look like Kobo helping to carry a purchased goods, while preserving stamina, and she will make it home.

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So those two walked home through the street chatting as if nothing was going around. Yet random people, whose noticed the abnormally; stared, turn to look back after them , stooped in confusion, or freak out. But duo pretended, to not notice they funny reaction, or pretended to not care.

When some punk provocative made a comment, a comparison to the two, (clearly having in mind a subtext to the chests), Kiara giggled like proud mommy, stating that her sweethearts are a thirsty girls. Especially a Daddy like to take a sip after a heavy lifting workout. It was clearly a trick, to incite an idea that she too, once had a giant rack, but it shrunk when someone drank too much. So it was sold like a family trait, making some punks to blush, drop they jaw-bones, mumbling in jealously, or they were making silly expressions.

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As the duo finally reach ed home, Calliope Mori was reading something on her smart phone. This daddy like big sis tsundere, a rapping soul reaper with short angry fuse, first dint look up when the two return, only reply to the they greeting. As the two act normally as nothing has changed, Kiara call for Calli to help them unpack the goods. So the rapper went to them still looking onto the phone, thinking they wanted to put away something that's going onto the highest shelf, so the two don't reach that high.

The moment Calli tried to take a deep sip of water or whatever she had in mug, her gaze wander around, and eventually fall onto the Kobo anomaly . I n second she coughed , spit out all the liquid from her mouth. Taking a second glace on the not a little one anymore she shout angrily an obvious question: “What?!!”

Of course the Shaman, seems to be happy for Calliope using a water spell for once, just like she use when she playing. So she spread her hands, and start to run toward the rapper, with happy face wanting to jump into arms. “Daaddyyy!”

Of course at this point, the weight of the melon take a tool on the petite girl. She run out of stamina and she was already going on a will power.

So she trip...

And she fall… No! She slam onto the floor, like a cut down stump of a tree.

She fall forward, directly onto the big asset, stretching on the floor like a frog, as long and wide as she was. There was this something crushing sound. Kobo stop moving or making any sound, and some strange red colored liquid start to pour from under her still body.

Calliope express turned into a horror one. As her body was shaking, and her shaking hand only partly stretched out in attempt to reach out the kid; “Koboooo!!”, she look at Kiara (for help?).

But the Phoenix had her both open palms placed thigh onto her mouth. With wide open shaking eyes, and stiff posture, she was staring at the death scene, switching focus from kid to dad and back. One can think she was in horrible shock, but she was actually trying too hard, not to burst in laughs.

So Rapper, throw herself to Kobo, in some kind of attempt to save the poor shaman life. She take the (unconscious?) girl into her arms, turning her so she can look onto her expressionless face, not showing any obvious sing of life. Calli tried to shake the small body calling the child name, but without a response. So she tried one more time...

This time, Kanaeru reacted and opened her weakened eyes to look at Mori. She speak with a weak shaky voice, asking daddy if she was a good girl. Mori of course with tears in her eyes confirm that.

Then Calliope redirected her attention to the soaked T-Shirt as some red stuff was (falling out?) from under it.

In a moment… the gig was out.

The rascal duo was grinning wildly, directly to the face of devastated and confused papa.

So tomato red face tsundere, who for moment forget that she is soul reaper who can tell if someone died; Freak out! And she rewarded both of them, with a cold treatment as she refused to walk out her room (and a closet), or even talk to them. And as legends tale go, she left in that closed so heavy imprint of her aura , that when people open that closed, they can for a short moment, notice an echo of memory, of a ghost of beauty babe, sitting there, sulking.

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[ Notes ]

Made on one go, (yet it stay in a drawer for a while), as I was working on episode of a different project, that got a lot of delays during various reasons. This project give it a delay that caused it to move onto another day program. At last, as it is done, it will not whisper “You shall write it eventually.” only “You shall post it!” So I finally finished it and its going out.

Anyway, partially based on a story gig, when Gura, Kobo and Beejoe; conducting a jiggly gelatine experiment, as they play with food more that one can expect. (Not a text format as it was meant for silly half-seiso music dance video.)

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