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EMPTY SHELF PRANK???
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Description: EPIC PRANK clearing out shelves BEHIND HIS BACK??? (great reaction) (real)
[[CAPTIONS: LYCAN- welcome back Wolfpack, it’s ya boi, Lycansubscribe, here with another epic prank video! I noticed that this guy always buys the same noodle cup at the corner store, so I saw him walking in and quickly hid all of them... Look at his face! Bro has no idea… Oh he’s going to ask the cashier, I’m gonna put them back quick quick... Ok let’s hide down here and see if we can catch a glimpse of his face… Ohh shit! He’s so confused! Ok time to go before we get spotted. Ok so that was another epic prank, I hope everyone enjoyed. Remember, if you know my name, you know it’s time to… Lycansubscribe!]]
HUG THE PLANTS PRANK (GONE WRONG???)
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Description: Defeating aliens with the power of… LOVE?!?!?! (UNEXPECTED ENDING) (real)
[[CAPTIONS: LYCAN- hey there Wolfpack, ya boi Lycansubscribe here to take on these xenos. That’s right, the war is finally here. And you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna march right up to them demanding hugs. Look, I’m under no illusion that I’m gonna escape them. They’re gonna take me prisoner or whatever, I might as well go out on my own terms… They should be arou-there! Yo is that really what they look like? I thought the videos were AI or somethin. Here goes, for hopefully not the last time. This is probably my last chance to say it this vid, so if you know my name, remember it’s time to… Lycansubscribe! Ok putting the camera in the harness, setting the 60 second upload timer… HEY! Plants! You can’t stop me! I’m gonna march right over and hug you all so good! Yeah every single one of you! Oh you wanna be first! Oka-(snoring)]]
FLORT% SPEEDRUN PRANK!!!
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Description: can I beat the RECORD for FASTEST FLORTING??? (real) (funny)
[[CAPTIONS: LYCAN- Yo, Wolfpack, long time no see! This shiny new Overnet is dope. Anyways, you know Lycansubscribe is here with a fresh new video. I’m gonna see just how quickly I can get this Affini to flort me. I actually did some scouting for this, found the perfect Affini. They’re an Eighth Bloom, uh huh, so they’re not gonna wait for the most perfect moment, they’re just gonna take me as soon as they want. They don’t have a floret right now, and they haven’t had one this Bloom, so hopefully this goes well. Wish me luck… Excuse me, mx.? My neck is really cold, can you help me? Also I can’t seem to find my way home, can I use your-(snoring)]]
PRANKING SOME FERALS!!! (floret cut)
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Description: get florted lmao (content warning: ferals) (but they get what they deserve)
[[CAPTIONS: LYCAN- Hey there Overnet, it’s everyone’s favorite wolfgirl, Lycansubscribe. As you can probably see, Owner helped me figure some stuff out recently. I know I haven’t posted in a bit, but I’ve been preparing for this- I infiltrated a feralist groupchat and got them to let me pick the next in-person meeting place! So I found a nearby J-Cafe and the owner is letting us use it so she can get some more cuties in stock. We set up some cameras, and they’re about to arrive… FERAL1- Why the DIRT are we meeting here? Ain’t this a place for those BEAUTIFUL PLANTS? FERAL2- Well I sure as EVERBLOOM didn’t pick the place! Besides, it’s not like any of the AFFINI are here anyways. FERAL3- Let’s get it over with, being here creeps me the FROST out. ((Five overlapping sets of snores)) LYCAN- Yooo that was sick! Well done with the Z’s, Miss Lily! I hope you have lots of fun with these three while they’re here. If any of you want to adopt one of these ferals, come on down to the Lilypad here on Hab Ring 3! Miss Lily runs a great J Cafe, I’ve only heard great things. Adoption Day is one week after this video goes live. Remember, if you know my name, you know it’s time to… Lycansubscribe!]]