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Ladybug added Chat Noir, Rena Rouge, Carapace, Hawk Moth, and Mayura to Miraculous Group Chat
Ladybug: hello miraculous wearers!
Chat Noir: bugaboo
Chat Noir: you know I love you
Chat Noir: BUT WHY ARE THE VILLAINS HERE ARE YOU INSANE
Ladybug: they might slip up and reveal parts of their identities. It’s a tactical decision
Hawk Moth: you spelled terrible wrong
Rena Rouge: you just gave them excuses to cyber bully children
Mayura: dw I’d bully Hawk before I bully a kid. Even if y’all annoying
Hawk Moth: why bully me? You’re on my side
Mayura: it’s funny
Carapace: I can’t wait to watch their relationship fall apart
Hawk Moth: our what
Mayura: SORRY HUH
Chat Noir: you aren’t dating?
Hawk Moth: are YOU dating ladybug?
Ladybug: ok we can talk abt other things
Chat Noir: YOU WANNA THROW PAWS OLD MAN
Hawk Moth: what do you consider old
Chat Noir: 50+
Mayura: andidndifnd
Hawk Moth: is it my voice? You can’t even see what I look like
Chat Noir: i just imagine a sad old man living in his moms basement
Hawk Moth: my mom is dead but ok
Chat Noir: oh same
Ladybug: KITTY
Mayura: this is so sad
Mayura: Alexa play despacito
Rena Rouge: they know memes? Lmaoooo
Mayura: I mean we are people
Carapace: horrible people
Mayura: I try to cause the least amount of damage possible I’ll have u know
Rena Rouge: and how’s that working out huh
Mayura: I’m trying my best ;-;
Hawk Moth: don’t listen to them you’re an incredible person and I would be lost without you
Rena Rouge: wait that was really sweet??
Rena Rouge: are u sure u aren’t dating?
Mayura: I generally prefer women so yeah
Rena Rouge: queerplatonic relationship
Chat Noir: don’t both ppl have to be gay for that
Ladybug: @Chat Noir 1 thats not what that means and 2 how do you know hawk moth isn’t gay
Rena Rouge: @Hawk Moth r u gay
Mayura: I mean Hawk would still be fruity asf if he didn’t love his wife so much
Hawk Moth: fruity?
Mayura: bro have you met you
Chat Noir: bro
Carapace: bro
Rena Rouge: he has a wife?
Rena Rouge: DID YOU SAY STILL
Ladybug: you two are a LOT less professional outside of fighting
Mayura: being an adult sucks so outside of work and miraculous shit I’m just an absolute goblin
Chat Noir: you people actually have real jobs
Rena Rouge: I’m starting to like Mayura. Ditch the old man and join us instead
Carapace: join our emo boy band
Mayura: I’ll think about it
Hawk Moth: MAYURA
Mayura: HWAT
Hawk Moth: hwat
Mayura: shut up 😭
Hawk Moth: u wouldn’t abandon me for teenagers right
Mayura: keep making fun of my bad spelling and we’ll see
Chat Noir: join us
Carapace: we suck at spelling too
Ladybug: and we’re nicer
Mayura: says the girl that tied me up with her yoyo
Ladybug: Hawk moth had chat what was I supposed to do
Rena Rouge: hey how come you guys spend your remaining time fighting kids
Hawk Moth: what do you mean remaining time
Carapace: she means ya old and dying
Mayura: I’m not old. Might be dying tho
Hawk Moth: I’m not gonna let that happen
Mayura: eh i made my decisions I don’t regret anything
Ladybug: are you ok???
Mayura: no <3
Rena Rouge: idk if that was supposed to be funny but I’m laughing so hard
Chat Noir: why r u dying
Mayura: word of advice kiddos don’t use a broken miraculous cuz it breaks the wearer
Carapace: why would Hawk moth let u use it then
Hawk Moth: I told her not to and even tried taking it from her
Rena Rouge: how did that go
Mayura: I stole it back from him while he slept :)
Mayura: literally yoinked it from his jacket pocket. And he was still wearing said jacket
Chat Noir: obsessed with you please join
Mayura: @Hawk Moth they like me more than u
Hawk Moth: I don’t want them to like me
Chat Noir: good bc ur lame
Ladybug: and ur akuma costumes are ugly
Ladybug: don’t become a fashion designer bc u would suck
Hawk Moth: Mayura please tell me you’re seeing this
Mayura: CRYING
Carapace: why do I feel like they’re laughing at us
Mayura: WE ARE
Hawk Moth: you know I don’t design the akuma costumes, right? They come from how the person chooses to express themselves. You are calling each Parisians deepest desires ugly
Ladybug: oh
Ladybug: well now I feel bad
Hawk Moth: Mayura is still laughing I can hear it in the other room
Carapace: oh so u live together but u aren’t together
Rena Rouge: just bc they’re in the same place doesn’t mean they live together
Mayura: no we do
Hawk Moth: don’t tell them that!
Carapace: y’all are fighting allegations and the allegations are kicking your asses
Ladybug: WTF THERES AN AKUMA NEAR THE EIFFEL TOWER
Ladybug: HOW IS HE KEEPING UP WITH THE CHAT AND AKUMATIZING PEOPLE
Hawk Moth: it’s called multitasking
Mayura: it’s probably the adhd lol
Chat Noir: I’ll be there in 2 mins
Rena Rouge: need any help guys?
Ladybug: possibly, stay on stand by
Mayura: alright this got boring
Mayura is offline
Hawk Moth is offline
Carapace: did they use this to distract us
Rena Rouge: seems like it
Ladybug: ok we’re gonna need help after all