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"Get him a puppy," "What?"
"You heard me, there will be far less drinking and whoring around if he has a puppy to take care of."
"But he so likes it."
There's a bitter laugh, "No man can enjoy it when they conduct themselves like your pet knight, trust me, I know the difference between taking a dip in the lake and trying to drown one's self."
"And a puppy would help?'' "That or you finally put him on a leash and order him to stop thinking so bloody loudly." She scrunches her nose, "Fine, I'll see if anyone knows a student interested in swordwork."