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MARVELING OMENS
A Narrative of Certain Events occurring in the last eleven years of human history, in strict accordance as shall be shewn with:
The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter
Compiled and edited, with Footnotes of an Educational Nature and Precepts for the Wise, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, and TheSuicidalLizard.
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
SUPERNATURAL BEINGS
God (God)
Metatron (The Voice of God)
Gabriel (A Messenger Archangel with a punchable face)
Sandalphon (A Wishes Fulfilled Archangel with a sleezy personality)
Michael (A Warrior Archangel who is actually not as bad as the others.)
Uriel (A Knowledge Archangel who has violent tendencies)
Saraqael (An overseer of Sin in spirits Archangel who retired early and does not show up much, but it's rude not to include them)
Muriel (A low-ranking angel who is trying their best, and deserves better)
Harley (An Angel, and part-time hero known as "Iron Lad", and a mechanic)
Satan (A Fallen Angel; the Adversary)
Beelzebub (A Likewise Fallen Angel and Prince of Hell)
Hastur (A Fallen Angel and Duke of Hell)
Ligur (Likewise a Fallen Angel and Duke of Hell)
Eric/Legion (A Disposable Demon)
Peter (An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards)
APOCALYPTIC HORSEPERSONS
DEATH (Death)
War (War)
Famine (Famine)
Pollution (Pollution)
HUMANS
Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Rogers (A Witchfinder)
Agnes Nutter (A Prophet and former Prisoner of War)
Steve Rogers (Captain America and Witchfinder Private)
James "Byucky" Barnes (Former Prisoner of War, and secretly a Practical Occultist and Professional Descendant. Not a practicing witch/warlock, much to his Mothers disappointment.)
Sergeant Shadwell (Witchfinder Sergeant)
Madame Tracy (Painted Jezebel [mornings only, Thursdays by arrangement] and Medium)
Sister Mary Loquacious (A Satanic Nun of the Chattering Order of St. Beryl)
Tony Stark (A Father and Iron Man)
Pepper Potts (A Mother)
Natasha Romanoff (A cool Aunt)
Clint Barton (A cool Uncle)
Bruce Banner (Another cool Uncle)
Thor (A God that doesn't want to get involved, and loves poptarts)
Mr. Tyler (A Chairman of a Residents' Association)
Lesley (A Delivery Man)
THEM
MORGAN (An Antichrist)
America Chavez (A Girl)
Groot (A Tree)
Nathaniel Barton (A Boy)
Full Chorus of Tibetans, Aliens, English Folks, Atlanteans and other rare and strange Creatures of the Last Days.
AND:
Dog (Satanical hellhound and cat-worrier)
FEATURING:
The Guardians of the Galaxy.