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-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
TG: hey
TG: karkat
TG: karkat
TG: karkles
TG: karkaneitor
TG: kramp
TG: kar
TG: kat
TG: oh wait
TG: carcat haha
TG: thats fucking dumb
CG: WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT FROM ME.
TG: damn go easy on me kar
CG: WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS A "CAT"?? OR A CAR FOR THAT MATTER.
TG: meowbeasts or wtv yall call them man then the cars were like
TG: uhhh
TG: yk like those
TG: four wheel devices
TG: that yall probably used for transport
TG: i know my boy karkcicle knows what im talking about right
CG: YOU HUMANS WERE FUCKING WEIRD.
TG: damn youre hurting me oh im so affected you dont know how much im sobbing over a weird alien calling me weird sniffff sob sob
CG: *FUCK* OFF. WHY WERE YOU TROLLING ME JUST NOW.
TG: pestering
CG: SHUT UP.
TG: id like to protest about the usage of shut up here in text but i wont because youre right i should stfu and get to the point + stop being a smartass
TG: so
TG: what if i
TG: hypothetically speaking
TG: or writing
TG: typing
TG: like rn this is not writing you know
TG: what the fuck am i talking about
TG: TYPING
CG: OH MY GOD. GET TO THE POINT STRIDER. I PROMISE TO YOU THAT I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO IN THIS VASTLY ENTERTAINING METEOR THAN DEAL WITH YOUR ABSOLUTE BUFFONERY, YET HERE I AM. ENDURING THROUGH THIS ENDLESS PAIN YOU HAVE SUBJECTED ME TO, ONLY BECAUSE YOUR LOUD FUCKING SELF CAN'T GET TO THE FUCKING POINT IN LESS THAN THREE MESSAGES. WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN COMPLICATED. NOW, TELL ME WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE SUFFERER YOU COULD WANT FROM ME BEFORE I GO ON YET ANOTHER RANT YOU'RE GOING TO DISLIKE EVEN MORE. I SWEAR ON MY LUSUS' NAME THAT I WILL GO TO WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW, *WHEREVER YOU ARE*, AND LECTURE YOU ON WASTING OTHER PEOPLE'S TIMES.
TG: ok jeez sorry
TG: point is
TG: can you help me alchemize some food
TG: like i ran out of snacks at my cave slash room slash respiteblock and i didnt listen when kanaya was teaching me how to use this bs
TG: pls
CG: ................
CG: IS THAT ALL THE SHIT YOU NEEDED ME FOR???? AFTER ALL THIS *STALLING*???????
TG: yes
CG: ....................
CG: I HATE YOU. WAIT FOR ME.
TG: thank you a lot im starving ily dude
-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
CG: I'LL FUCKING KICK YOUR SPINAL CREVICE WHEN I GET THERE.
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --