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Shane Hollander ✓
@shanehollander
Is this thing on?
Ilya Rozanov ✓
@ilyarozanov
@shanehollander THAT is what you spent the last thirty minutes typing out????
Shane Hollander ✓
@shanehollander
@ilyarozanov Fuck off
teddy loves hockey yaoi
@gaycentaurs
wow it was all just foreplay huh
Quote RT "@shanehollander: @ilyarozanov Fuck off"
Ilya Rozanov ✓
@ilyarozanov
@gaycentaurs yes basically
teddy loves hockey yaoi
@gaycentaurs
feeling super normal folks (i’m shaking)
luna is centaurs trash
@hollanovstan
how are you still breathing
teddy loves hockey yaoi
@gaycentaurs
@hollanovstan girl i dont KNOWW
Ilya Rozanov ✓
@ilyarozanov
for every like i tell one secret fact about canadian sweetheart shane hollander
Ilya Rozanov ✓
@ilyarozanov
wow. so many likes. i will have to think of lots of secrets
Ilya Rozanov ✓
@ilyarozanov
fun fact number one: he is not completely boring (shocking i know)
Shane Hollander ✓
@shanehollander
@ilyarozanov Man fuck you
Ilya Rozanov ✓
@ilyarozanov
@shanehollander you wish lover boy
Ilya Rozanov ✓
@ilyarozanov
fun fact number two: shane is mean to me
Shane Hollander ✓
@shanehollander
@ilyarozanov This is slander
Ilya Rozanov ✓
@ilyarozanov
@shanehollander this is fact
Ilya Rozanov ✓
@ilyarozanov
fun fact number three: shane’s celebrity crush is the very handsome and talented stanley cup winner ilya rozanov
Shane Hollander ✓
@shanehollander
@ilyarozanov I thought these were supposed to be secrets
Ilya Rozanov ✓
@ilyarozanov
@shanehollander you are so obsessed with me it is embarrassing for you
Shane Hollander ✓
@shanehollander
@ilyarozanov this you? [video]
Video Transcript
(Ilya is clearly tipsy/drunk. He is smiling and singing along to a cheesy pop love song but stops and pouts when Shane laughs behind the camera.)
Ilya: Is how I feel!
(Ilya smiles again)
Ilya: I love youuuuu
Shane: (still laughing) Yeah, I love you too
Ilya: You want to get married again?
Ilya: I think we should do it again so it’s extra good
Ilya: We can be extra married and extra in love.
Ilya: Well. We already are extra in love. But extra married, not yet.
Shane: I think you can only be so married, Ilya
(Ilya pouts again)
Ilya: They should make exception because I love you so much
(End of Video)
Ilya Rozanov ✓ @ilyarozanov
fun fact number four: shane was just hit with a pillow
go centaurs!
@rozanovs
what a great day to be on twitter i love my #hockeyhusbands