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Lucifer

Hellcrest High greeted Principal Lucifer Morningstar with the enthusiasm of a feral animal being poked with a stick.

The left front door fell off the moment he touched it.

It didn't slide, or loosen, or even squeak. It simply detached and crashed to the pavement with a clang so loud it startled a flock of crows from the football field goalpost.

Lucifer stared down at it.

"… I fixed you last week." Even to his own ears his voice sounded betrayed.

The right door groaned in sympathy, as if considering joining its partner on the ground.

"Oh, don't you dare," he hissed at the door and gave it a warning tap with his shoe. It decided to remain attached - for now.

A student walked past him, eyes wide, face contorted in a way that suggested, that it was not normal seeing the principal of the school talking to doors.

Lucifer grinned at him in slight embarrassment. Then realized that he didn't owe students shit and rolled his eyes, as he followed the student inside.

He stopped behind the door, his face falling into a devastated frown, as chaos unfolded in front of him with the energy of a school that had collectively decided rules were optional. Students yelled across the hallway. A locker slammed. Someone was skateboarding indoors. The fire alarm beeped in a rythm that suggested it was slowly losing the will to live.

Lucifer sighed, squared his shoulders and stepped … right onto something bright pink and laminated.

He peeled it off his show.

"COMMUNITY KINDNESS INITIATIVE (CKI) - SPREAD SMILES TODAY! <3 - Charlie M."

Lucifer closed his eyes. "She makes one thousand of these a day. How does she even print this many?"

A junior walked by pointed at the sign and chirped. "Morning, Principal Morningstar! Another Hazbin Club flyer?"

Lucifer frowned. "It's not called -"

"HAAAZBIIIN CLUUUUB!" someone holloered from across the hall.

Lucifer considered retireing. Right now. On the spot.

Charlie

Charlie raced down the stairwell, almost tripping over her own enthusiasm. Okay - yes - maybe she had stuffed too many highlighters into her hair, but she needed them! Color coding was important.

Organization saved lives!

Or at least saved her club from accidentally stapling their fingers together again.

"Dad!" she called the second she spotted Lucifer standing in the hallway holding one of her flyers. "Oh good, you saw it!"

He held the flyer up slowly, like it was evidence. "I did. Though apparently half the student body has renamed your club."

Charlie puffed out her cheeks … because thanks to someone stupid … cough cough … Adam… her Club had gotten the nickname Hazbin Club.

She didn't like it…

They weren't a bunch of hazbins inside. She refused to believe that.

"It is not the Hazbin Club. It is C-K-I. Community Kindness Initiative. Its positively themed!"

As if summoned by her outrage, a kid down the hall yelled, "FUCK HAZBIN CLUB!" and threw glitter in the air. "The club for loosers and failures."

Charlie's face contorted into a frown. That was not nice. The glitter was cool though.

Before the glitter even hit the ground, Vaggi swept in like a beautiful, furious storm cloud, grabbed the glitter bag right out of the kid's hand, and growled, "Pick. It. Up."

The kid dropped to their knees immediately. Charlie's heart fluttered a little. "She's so efficient," she sighed.

"Hm," Lucifer said, flicking glitter off his sleeve and startling Charlie for a second, because she had completely forgot about her dad here… Whoops. "Please remind your members to not tape flyers to the floor. People step on them."

"I'll put it on the agenda!" Charlie promised - then immediately lost that trail of thought as she remembered, that someone had to make sure her club hadn't accidentally set something on fire yet.

She hurried down the hall, past her dad to their usual meeting room, weaving through the crowd.

"Ch-Charlie!", Vaggi yelled behind her.

"Sorry! It's too silent, what if someone set fire to something?!" she yelled back, hurrying down the hallways.

"Oh - for fucks-"

Charlie rounded the corner, stumbled through the door to their room and stopped abruptly.

A second later Vaggi slammed into her.

"Ouch," she huffed. Charlie didn't move.

Her chest went up and down as she gasped for air, assessing the situation, that was actually … not so bad … at all.

Angel Dust slouched across the table with his sunglasses on, sipping a drink that absolutely wasn’t school-approved. Husk dragged himself over with the kind of slow shuffle that made Charlie wonder if he slept at all. Cherri Bomb popped her gum loud enough to make the freshmen flinch. Niffty immediately started scrubbing the tabletop like it personally offended her.

And then Sir Pentious arrived, arms full of color-coded flowcharts and the proudest grin Charlie had ever seen. “Greetings, fellow do-gooders!”

That threw Charlie out of her stupor again. A bright smile making its way across her face.

She clapped once, excited, startling everyone at the table. “Good morning, everyone! Glad no one set anything on fire yet! Another beautiful day to spread kindness throughout the school! Smiles, helpful actions, maybe a hug if somebody consents to it - ”

“Can kindness be optional?” Husk mumbled into his sleeve.

“We tried optional,” Vaggi said dryly. “Nobody came except Niffty.”

Niffty beamed. “It was wonderful! We sanitized twenty desks! Twenty!”

Charlie nodded approvingly. “See? Productive!”

Sir Pentious cleared his throat and dramatically unfurled one of his flowcharts. “Today, I have designed a seven-phase plan for hallway traffic optimization. If followed precisely, we could reduce collisions by up to - uhm - 70%”

The entire table groaned. Charlie did not. Because - that. was. so. cool! Charlie gasped like he’d just shown her a diamond ring.

Angel leaned toward Husk. “Ten bucks says he gets himself blown up again before lunch.”

Husk shook his head. “Kid, no one’s betting against that.”

Charlie ignored that, she was too focused on the cool color-coded charts Sir Pentious had done. He had really taken her advice about making it more colorful!

She loved her club. She loved them all. Every chaotic, wonderful one of them. They were ridiculous, loud, unhinged, and occasionally an actual hazard - but they were hers. Her people. Her club.

And today, they were going to spread kindness whether the school wanted it or not.

She lifted her clipboard and smiled at the table with renewed determination. “Okay, team! Let’s have the best kindness day ever!”

Lucifer

Lucifer barely took three steps down the hallway before something else caught his attention - students clutching glossy pamphlets like they’d been handed gold.

A trio of juniors huddled near the water fountain, excitedly comparing the covers. Lucifer slowed, suspicion prickling up his spine.

“What,” he said, voice tightening, “is that?”

The nearest student jumped. “Uh - this? It’s for Professor Radius’s class.”

Lucifer plucked the pamphlet out of their hands before the kid could blink.

“THE PROHIBITION ENTREPRENEUR:
How Bootleggers Built Empires (1925)”

The cartoon bootlegger on the cover winked at him with a raised martini glass.

Lucifer stared at it.

He stared harder.

What. The. FUCK?!

“You’re learning about… bootleggers?” he asked thinly.

“It’s like a history-business crossover!” the student said brightly. “We get to design our own speakeasy. Mine’s called ‘The Tipsy Tomato!’ Can I - uh - have my pamphlet back?”

“No,” Lucifer said, very, very calmly, crumpling the edge between his fingers. “You may not.”

He turned on his heel and marched down the hall, the student whispering “...okay?” behind him.

He didn’t need to check the clock to know it was too early for any sane teacher to be in their classroom. Which, of course, was why Alastor would already be there.

Lucifer reached Room 113, threw open the door - then stopped dead.

Alastor Radius stood at the front of the room, adjusting the chalkboard with immaculate precision. The morning light caught him in that annoyingly picturesque way that made him look like he’d been painted rather than born. His brown hair was neatly combed, his tie perfectly centered, his expression infuriatingly calm.

It was seven in the morning. No one should look that composed at seven in the morning.

“Principal Morningstar,” Alastor greeted, turning with a smile that was polite on the surface and smug underneath. “You’re up early.”

“I confiscated this,” Lucifer snapped, waving the pamphlet like a weapon. “Care to explain why students are being handed tutorials on running speakeasies?”

Alastor stepped closer, smooth and unhurried. “Ah. You found our supplementary materials. Excellent! We’re covering economic resilience and alternative business models during the Prohibition era. The students are quite engaged - hands-on assignments foster creativity.”

“Hands-on - Alastor, you’re teaching minors about bootlegging.”

Alastor’s smile softened into something too charming to be legal. “A historical bootlegging simulation. Entirely educational.”

Lucifer ground his teeth. “They’re naming their fake bars.”

“Yes! Isn’t that wonderful?” Alastor clasped his hands. “Branding, marketing, financial planning - this unit covers so many vital skills.”

Lucifer thought he might implode.

“And,” Alastor added, leaning slightly - just slightly - into Lucifer’s space, “I do take care to ensure no one smuggles actual alcohol into school. Safety first.”

Lucifer’s brain, traitor that it was, suddenly noticed the warm brown of Alastor’s eyes. The way the morning light softened the edges of his features. How utterly… irritatingly… beautiful he looked for someone who should be public enemy number one.

Nope. Absolutely not. Forbidden thought. Banish it.

Alastor tilted his head. “Is something the matter, Principal?”

Lucifer forced himself to inhale. “…We’ll discuss this in my office. Later.”

“Of course.” Alastor stepped back with that elegant, unbothered stride. “I’ll be here - educating.”

Lucifer turned before Alastor could see the way his jaw clenched. Or how much his tie still smelled faintly of spilled coffee.

He made it halfway down the hallway before muttering under his breath:

“I hate this school. I hate this job. And I absolutely, positively do not find that man attractive.”

A student passing by raised an eyebrow.

Lucifer walked faster.

He reached his office with his dignity hanging by a thread and shut the door behind him with a sigh that felt older than time. He tossed the confiscated pamphlet onto his desk like it personally offended him - which it did - and sat down.

For one brief, fragile moment… the school was quiet.

He pressed the intercom button, determined to at least start the day on a professional note.
“Good morning, Hellcrest High -”

The intercom crackled like it was choking on static.

Lucifer frowned. He tapped the button. “Good morn -”

A shower of sparks flickered behind the office desk, followed by an earsplitting screech of feedback. Then, loud enough to echo into the next county:

“JOIN THE HAZBIN CLUB AFTER SCHOOL!”

Lucifer jerked back in horror. “What?! NO -”

Somewhere out in the hallway, Charlie’s shriek cut through the noise like a banshee.

“IT’S C! K! I!!! STOP CALLING IT THAT!”

"I am sorry, Miss Charlie," Sir Pentious voice came next. "I thought it would be a good way to win over participants!"

"Aww. Penti!" Charlie said

A second later - Vaggie, low and deadly. “We look over it because its you, Sir Pentious, BUT, If ONE more person says Hazbin - ”

“HAZBIN CLUUUB!” Angel Dust hollered joyfully, because of course he did.

A thud, a scuffle, and what sounded suspiciously like someone being lovingly body-slammed into a locker echoed down the hall.

Lucifer squeezed his eyes shut. He leaned back in his chair, stared at the ceiling tiles, and whispered: “This school is going to be the end of me.”

A beat later, the right front door fell off.

Charlie

The first class for the day was gym class. Charlie loved gym class.

Well - okay - loved was a strong word. She tolerated gym class with enthusiasm because enthusiasm made everything better. And she had convinced Coach Striker to let her demonstrate today’s “team-building relay challenge,” which automatically made it at least 30% more fun.

“Okay everyone!” she said brightly, clapping her hands as the class gathered around. “Remember - this race is about communication, cooperation, and positivity! No one is allowed to yell mean things, or shove, or weaponize the baton!”

Coach Striker gave her a look like he was already regretting letting her talk, but he blew the whistle anyway.

Charlie jogged to the starting line, bouncing lightly on her toes. She caught Vaggi’s eye from across the gym - Vaggi was stretched like a bowstring, clearly ready to launch herself at someone the moment they breathed wrong.

Charlie waved. Vaggi sighed fondly and waved back.

Everything was perfect.

And then Lute showed up.

Lute, cheerleader, full-time menace, part-time tormenter, and Vaggi’s very, very territorial ex-girlfriend. She strutted forward with her ponytail swinging and her smile sharp as a blade.

“Aw, Charlie,” she called sweetly, “hope you don’t fall! These floors get slippery.”

Charlie did not trust that tone for a second. But she was determined to be civil. “Thanks for the warning!” she said, because she was polite even to gremlins.

Coach blew the whistle. Charlie ran.

For three glorious seconds, she was doing great - light feet, good balance, baton clutched safely. The class even cheered.

Then she felt something brush her heel.

Then pressure.

Then her foot wasn’t under her anymore.

The world flipped.

She hit the floor so hard all the air knocked out of her lungs.

Her ankle twisted with a sickening, rubbery pop - like someone snapping a carrot under a pillow.

A moment of stunned silence followed.

And then pain blossomed up her leg, bright and hot.

Charlie blinked at her foot. It was… not pointing the right way.

“Oh,” she said faintly. “That’s… that’s not ideal.” The pain hadn't registered yet, but her stomach very nearly emptied itself as she looked at her own foot.

Vaggi was at her side in three seconds flat, dropping to her knees. “CHARLIE - what happened? Who - that was?! LUTE, I SWEAR TO -”

Lute was standing far too innocently nearby. “It was an accident,” she crooned. “She just fell.”

“You lying -!” Vaggi lunged for her.

Coach Striker caught her around the waist mid-launch. “Vaggi! NONE OF THAT!”

“LET ME GO! SHE TRIPPED HER!”

“It was an accident!” Lute insisted again, even though her eyes screamed I did that on purpose and I’d do it again.

Charlie took a deep breath through her teeth. “Guys, it’s fine! It’s completely fine! I’m fine! My ankle is just… bending creatively.”

“Charlie,” Vaggi said, voice flattening, “you can’t move.”

“I CAN move,” Charlie insisted - and immediately tried to sit up. Pain shot up her leg like an electric current. “Ow - ow - okay - okay - I can’t move. Just a minor setback.”

Then she lost the battle against her stomach and puked over the floor.

Her classmates hovered, horrified … and slightly disgusted.

Angel Dust popped his head into the doorway and yelled, “HOLY SHIT, CHARLIE JUST PUKED ALL OVER THE FLOOR BECAUSE SHE BROKE HER FOOT!”

“ANKLE!” she corrected automatically, because accuracy was important.

“Whatever! It’s sideways!”

Charlie flopped back onto the mat. “Only a little.”

It took three tries from Vaggi to finally heave her up in the right way to get her to the nurses office.

The nurse, Nurse Baxter, had the perpetual expression of someone who had seen too much and was paid too little. He examined Charlie’s foot with the stoic exhaustion of a war medic.

“Well,” he said finally, “it’s broken.”

Charlie nodded bravely. “Sure. Cool. Expected that. A minor inconvenience.”

“You’ll need crutches for at least six weeks.”

“Okay, but maybe like… two?” Charlie tried.

“Six.”

“Four if I walk gently?”

“Six.”

“Three if I don’t run -”

“Charlie.”

“…Six,” Charlie mumbled.

“And absolutely NO overexertion,” Nurse Baxter added. “Your ankle has to stay elevated whenever possible.”

Charlie beamed. “Oh, that’s perfect! I’ll just carry it while I run errands!”

“No. Not what I said.”

Vaggi was pacing like a guard dog, tail metaphorically puffed. “Charlie, seriously - you need to REST.”

“I CAN rest,” Charlie said. “I will rest! I’ll rest so much! After school. After the club meeting. And after sorting donation drives. And after -”

“Charlie.”

She sank lower on the cot. “…after nothing.”

By lunchtime, word had spread so fast the gossip network had probably achieved sentience. Charlie hobbled to the table on her shiny new crutches - decorated with Niffty’s stickers already - and plopped into her seat.

Her entire club stared at her with expressions ranging from horror (Pentious), to pity (Niffty), to immeasurable murder rage (Vaggi), to excitement (Angel Dust, who was absolutely enjoying the drama).

Charlie raised her sandwich. “Good news, everyone! I’m fine.”

“You’re not fine,” Husk grunted, cracking open a soda.

"Yes, this looks serious, Charlie," Cherry Bomb said, pointing at her now thickly casted ankle.

“I’m SUPER fine,” Charlie insisted. “And this won’t stop me from doing anything. I’ll still handle CKI like usual! Flyers, donation drives, mentoring -”

“Absolutely not,” Vaggi said immediately. "It's not what we agreed on at the Nurse's office."

“Nope,” Husk agreed.

“Not a chance,” Cherri muttered.

Pentious wrung his hands. “Miss Charlie, you must rest! Overexertion leads to diminished structural integrity -”

“SEE? LISTEN TO PENTI,” Vaggi snapped.

Angel Dust leaned back. “Babe, if you try to do all your club stuff on crutches, you’re gonna tip over and snap your other leg. Which is funny for like ten seconds and then super not.”

Charlie puffed out her cheeks. “Guys, I’m not helpless!”

“We know,” Vaggi said gently, reaching for her hand. “But you’re injured. So we’re handling things until you heal.”

Charlie looked around the table. Everyone nodded. Even Angel reluctantly.

She wilted. “But… I want to help.”

“And you will,” Vaggie said, voice soft but firm. “By resting.”

Charlie opened her mouth to argue.

Then her ankle throbbed.

Then she deflated.

“…okay,” she whispered.

Vaggie squeezed her hand. “Good girl.”

Charlie blushed so hard she nearly dropped her sandwich.

Lucifer

By the time lunch was over, Lucifer had a headache, glitter in his hair, and a bootlegging pamphlet glaring at him from the corner of his desk, as well as a very long talk to his daughter about not overworking herself.

He had gotten a shock, when Striker had walked in, claiming his daughter was at the nurses office. He had raced to her right away, just for her to already be gone. Nurse Baxter only telling him that she is fine and her girlfriend took her to the next class already. He had had two options … 'embarras' her in front of class by briefly stopping by and asking how she was - because that totally was embarassing her in a teenagers mind, Lucifer knew that - or write her and ask her to come by his office after her class. He did the second part. He knew how much she was already struggling with all her kindness workshop stuff and the asshole students in the school, so he didn't want her to struggle more.

A fond smile had placed itself on his face at the thought. She was just too kind for this world. Too precious. Too pure. God, how he loved her.

Though Charlie wasn't too happy about going to his office in her break.

"Whats up, Dad?", she had asked a little annoyed and strained, trying to stay polite.

"I just wanted to know how you are," Lucifer had asked. "Do you need me to drive you home? Does it hurt? Do I need to kill someone for you?" Okay … he admitted the last part was a little … off, but he wasn't over killing someone for hurting his precious child.

"WHAT? NO - Dad, holy shit. You are just as bad as Vaggi. First of all no, I don't need to go home. I am fine. Everything is fine. Second, no, it doesn't hurt… maybe it twinges a little, but Nurse Baxter gave me painkillers and as long as I don't jostle it too much, it doens't hurt. And for fuckssake, Dad … you don't need to kill someone okay? No normal Dad asks this please. So no. Don't. I am good. Everything is fine!"

Lucifer had blinked at her in silence after, while Charlie had breathed heavily in front of him.

"Everything alright in here?" Vaggi had asked, peeking in from the doorway.

"YES!", Charlie had said loudly and tried to get up. Vaggie had rushed over and helped her steady herself. "I am good and fine and happy. And everything is okay. Are we done, Dad?"

"Yes of course, Char-Char. If you are sure?" He had asked a little bit unsure.

"Great!", Charlie had laughed and then promptly disappeared … well … as fast as someone who had a broken ankle could 'promptly disappear' that is.

…

It had taken awhile.

…

Whatever, Lucifer trusted his daughter. He knew, she would be honest with him if worse comes to worst so … he would let her be for now. And he knew Vaggi would put a stop to any selfsabotaging thing Charlie could do, so she was in good hands.

Who he didn't trust though … was Alastor. Fucking. Radius.

This stupidfly 'hot' asshole of a teacher!

Wait… where did the 'hot' come from?!

Anways, they’d “talk later.”

He had said that.

He’d meant a civilized, professional conversation. Something calm. Rational. Mature.

Instead, every time he pictured Alastor sitting across from him in his office, leaning forward with those infuriating eyes and that stupid perfect tie, his brain short-circuited and replaced all coherent thought with Oh no he’s hot and I want to strangle him.

So. Maybe. Just maybe. He needed a different approach.

He opened his bottom drawer and pulled out a thin folder labeled:

RADIUS, ALASTOR - COMPLAINTS / SUSPICIONS / BULLSHIT

The fact that the word “bullshit” was underlined three times was, in Lucifer’s opinion, entirely justified.

Old emails. Student whispers. That one time someone reported Alastor running a “very educational” poker game in the library last semester. Nothing concrete enough to get him in trouble, but enough to drive Lucifer up the wall.

“Fine,” he muttered, snapping the folder shut. “If he wants games, I can play games. We’ll just… gather some evidence.”

It was absolutely not because he was afraid he’d blush like a teenager if they were alone together in his office.

Definitely not.

He straightened his tie, stood, and marched out into the hallway, freshly determined.

He almost collided with Charlie on the way out.

She was wobbling past on her crutches, probably coming from her other class now, tray balanced precariously on one arm, cast covered in stickers, determination written all over her face.

“Hey, Dad!” she called, way too cheerful for someone whose ankle was currently held together by medicine and sheer stubbornness. “I’m just gonna go rest in the club room and definitely not overwork myself, okay?”

Vaggi walked right behind her, arms half-outstretched like she was ready to catch Charlie at any second. “She’s lying,” she told Lucifer flatly as she passed. “I’ve got her. Go… fight your teacher boyfriend or whatever.”

“He is not -” Lucifer started, "How did you even know I was gonna do that?!" but they were already gone.

He exhaled slowly. One crisis at a time.

“Operation: Catch Radius,” he muttered. “Commence.”

Charlie

Resting was horrible. People doting on her was horrible… especially when it was her Dad.

She shuddered at the reminder of their conversation for a second, before shoving it out of her mind.

Charlie lasted approximately fifteen minutes after lunch before she started vibrating with unused energy. The moment Vaggi went to refill her water bottle, Charlie grabbed her crutches and escaped.

It wasn’t even her fault, really. There were things to do. People to help. Trash to pick up. Smiles to spread. The world did not pause because her ankle was being dramatic.

She clunked her way down the hallway, determined.

The first mission: posters.

She had a stack of freshly printed CKI flyers tucked under her arm - no floor taping this time, thank you very much - and she just needed to put a few up on the main stairwell.

Simple.

Getting up the stairwell? Less simple.

Halfway up, her crutch tip slipped on the edge of a step. Charlie windmilled, hugging the railing with her whole body as the posters went fwoosh and rained down over the students below.

“IT’S FINE!” she yelled, clinging to the banister like a terrified koala. “I’M FINE! EVERYTHING IS OKAY!”

Someone from the bottom yelled, “DO YOU NEED HELP?”

“Nope!” Charlie chirped, voice an octave too high. “Totally good! Just doing… upper body training!”

Her arms shook. Her ankle screamed. She dragged herself up the last few steps with the raw power of embarrassment.

“Okay,” she panted when she reached the landing, hugging her stack of slightly crumpled flyers. “Maybe stairs are… not my friend today.”

Lucifer

Lucifer’s first strategy was simple: random classroom inspections.

On paper, it was perfectly reasonable. Principals did walkthroughs all the time. Observe teaching. Ensure rules were being followed. Nothing strange.

He started with Alastor’s room.

He did not choose to start with Alastor’s room. His feet just took him there. Coincidentally. Completely coincidentally.

He pushed the door open mid-lesson, folder tucked under his arm, ready to catch something horrific.

Alastor glanced up. “Ah, Principal Morningstar. Welcome. We’re just discussing revenue streams and expense tracking. Do come in.”

The board was covered in neat notes. Students were taking them seriously. No one was playing cards. No secret whiskey bottles. No speakeasy branding.

One girl raised her hand. “Mr. Radius, what if our pretend bar invests in live music? How do we calculate the return on that?”

“An excellent question,” Alastor said warmly. “That would go under operating expenses -”

Lucifer stood awkwardly in the doorway for thirty seconds, waiting for something illegal to spontaneously manifest.

It did not.

The only thing that was illegal was how Alastor's butt looked in those pants.

…

Holy shit, did he really just think that?!

…

He left with nothing… well … he left with a head that definetly was not red like a tomato.

He hated everything.

Charlie

The second mission was trash duty.

She could have asked someone else in the club to handle it, sure - but they were already doing so much, and besides, she liked trash duty. There was something satisfying about watching a messy hallway become clean. It was like instant progress. Instant kindness.

She snagged one of those long grabbers from the janitor’s closet, grabbed a trash bag, and hobbled outside to the courtyard.

It was going great for a full two minutes.

Then her crutch caught on a crack in the pavement, and she overbalanced. The grabber flew out of her hand in a graceful arc and landed three meters away in the grass. Her trash bag swung like a pendulum and whacked her in the side.

Charlie stared at the grabber, then at her crutches, then at her grabber again.

“…Traitor,” she whispered.

She tried to bend down to reach it without putting weight on her ankle - which resulted in her very nearly faceplanting into a bush.

“Dude,” Angel Dust’s voice floated over from a picnic table. “You’re gonna break your other leg.”

“I’m FIIIIINE,” Charlie sang, clutching the nearest bench with white knuckles. “Just… stretching.”

“You look like a baby giraffe learning how to stand,” Cherri added from beside him, squinting at her. “Want help?”

“Nope!” Charlie’s smile hurt. “I am strong. Independent. Fully capable. Totally not going to pass out.”

Her vision sparkled a little at the edges.

She refused to admit that out loud. She refused even less to admit that Vaggi rushing to her side and helping her up really helped a lot.

Lucifer

Random inspections had failed.

So Lucifer moved on to Phase Two: anonymous student feedback boxes.

He set one up outside Alastor’s classroom with a neat little sign.

“HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR CLASSES? (Your feedback is valuable!)”

He even decorated it a bit so it wouldn’t look intimidating. A few star stickers. A smiley face.

By the end of the day, the box was full.

He took it back to his office, heart pounding with a mix of dread and relief. Finally. Finally, he’d have something objective. Genuine student insight. Maybe proof of something questionable. Maybe proof Alastor shouldn’t be -

He opened the first slip of paper.

“Mr. Radius is the best teacher I’ve ever had.”

The second.

“Radius actually makes me want to study? What the hell.”

The third.

“I used to skip class all the time and now I don’t because his lessons are fun. Please don’t fire him or I will riot.”

Lucifer’s eye twitched.

The fourth was just a doodle of a cartoon microphone with little music notes around it.

The fifth was an extremely detailed black-and-white sketch of a middle finger wearing a bowtie.

The vintage line style looked suspiciously familiar.

“Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me,” he muttered.

He shuffled the stack. Half were praise. The other half were blank pieces of paper with tiny, politely drawn middle fingers in the corner.

He dropped his forehead onto his desk.

“I hate this man.”

Charlie

By mid-afternoon, Charlie’s arms ached, her ankle throbbed in time with her heartbeat, and she had made exactly three progress marks on her to-do list.

It wasn’t enough.

She dragged herself toward another hallway, where Angel and Cherri were arguing over where to put a donation box.

“It should go by the cafeteria,” Angel was saying. “High traffic, high numbers, boom.”

“By the office,” Cherri countered. “Guilt factor. Adults see it, adults pay.”

Niffty was standing beneath them looking back and forth and giggling manically. Sir Pentious was trying to silenlty and not-obvioulsy try to slither out of view, though he was very bad at it.

Charlie clunked up between them on her crutches. “Hey, guys! Remember - no fighting! This is a kindness initiative!”

“We’re not fighting,” Cherri said.

“We’re collaborating loudly,” Angel added.

Charlie tried to step between them for a mediation pose and almost lost her balance again as her crutch wobbled.

Vaggi appeared out of nowhere, grabbing her elbow. “What did we say about RESTING?”

“I am resting,” Charlie argued. “I’m standing!”

“On one leg,” Husk pointed out from behind the donation box, where he had probably taken a nap. “Badly.”

“I just want to help,” Charlie muttered, frustration bubbling in her chest. “Everyone’s doing so much, and I’m just… wobbling around.”

“And almost dying every five minutes,” Angel said. “That part’s important.”

Niffty giggled.

"Dying."

Vaggi’s jaw clenched. “We’re getting you to a bench. Now.”

“I don’t need a bench! I’m fi -”

Her ankle pulsed again, sharp and hot. The world tilted.

“…Okay,” she said weakly.

Lucifer

Phase Three: covert surveillance.

He hated that sentence as soon as he thought it, but here he was, late afternoon, standing on a chair in the corner of an empty classroom, trying to adjust a small camera he’d “borrowed” from the tech office.

The plan was simple: angle the camera at the far end of the hallway, catch any suspicious activity going in or out of Alastor’s room. Nothing invasive. Just… monitoring.

“This is beneath you,” he muttered to himself as he fiddled with the mount. “You are a mature adult. You run a school. You should not be setting up spy cameras for a petty vendetta.”

The camera blinked red, then green. Progress.

He hopped down from the chair, dusting off his hands.

The moment he walked away, the angle of the camera shifted.

Down the hall, Alastor stepped out of his classroom, eyes flicking lazily toward the ceiling. His smile curled at the edges. He reached up on his toes, nudged the camera with two fingers, and tilted it just enough that it now pointed squarely at a motivational poster of a cat hanging from a tree.

By the time Lucifer checked the feed an hour later, he had thirty minutes of crystal-clear footage of:

“Hang in there!” in bold letters.

He shut the laptop.

“I’m going to commit a crime,” he whispered.

Charlie

The bench outside the main office had never looked so comfortable.

Charlie sank onto it like someone deflating, her crutches leaning against the wall beside her. For the first time all day, she stopped moving.

Her muscles hummed with exhaustion. Her ankle throbbed. Her eyelids felt heavy in a way she really did not like.

Vaggie hovered in front of her, arms crossed, eyes narrowed. “Stay here. Do. Not. Move. I’m getting you an ice pack.”

“I won’t,” Charlie promised.

Vaggie leaned in, kissed her forehead, and stalked off.

Charlie watched her go, warmth blooming in her chest. Then, quietly, she let her head tip back against the wall.

She’d just close her eyes for a second. Just one second. Not even a nap. A micro-rest. A restlet. That was a word now.

Her eyes fluttered shut.

The hallway noise faded into a distant hum.

Someone walked by and whispered, “Is she asleep?”

“No,” Charlie murmured without opening her eyes. “Just… resting my eyes.”

Her body slid a little lower on the bench, chin dropping to her chest.

By the time Vaggi came back with the ice pack, Charlie was out cold, mouth slightly open, fingers still loosely curled around her clipboard.

Vaggi stared at her for a long second, torn between exasperation and fondness.

Then she sat down beside her, gently rested the ice pack against Charlie’s cast, and whispered to herself:

“Okay. That’s it. Intervention time.”

Lucifer

By the time the last bell rang, Lucifer’s eye had developed a twitch.

Three failed attempts to catch Alastor Radius doing something truly, undeniably fireable, and all he had to show for it was thirty minutes of cat poster footage and a folder full of very enthusiastic student praise and middle fingers.

He should have gone home. He should have checked on Charlie again. He should have done literally anything else.

Instead, he stood in the hallway outside Room 113, staring at the closed door like it had personally offended him.

“Last try,” he muttered. “Then you go home, be a normal dad, and don’t commit any crimes.”

Laughter spilled out from the room. Not just amused giggles - full-on, delighted laughter. The kind students usually reserved for when a substitute teacher got hit with a paper airplane.

He pushed the door open.

Alastor’s classroom looked like something out of a retro commercial. The blinds were half-drawn, sunlight slanting in just so. Alastor stood at the front like the host of some old-fashioned radio show, sleeves rolled up, tie loosened just enough to be criminal.

“And that, my dears,” Alastor said, pacing slowly, “is how a poorly managed budget can sink even the most promising business venture. No matter how charming the owner might be.”

The students chuckled.

Lucifer lingered in the doorway.

Alastor didn’t miss a beat. “Good afternoon, Principal Morningstar,” he said smoothly, not even glancing away from his class. “We’re just finishing up a case study. Feel free to observe.”

Lucifer narrowed his eyes. That was never a good sign.

He stepped inside, pretending this was just another casual walkthrough and not a personal crusade. “Don’t let me interrupt,” he said, even though he very much wanted to.

Alastor clicked a button on the remote. The projector screen displayed a slide titled:

“BUDGETING FOR A SCHOOL CHARITY BAKE SALE”

Lucifer blinked.

The slide was… wholesome. The example expenses were flour, sugar, decorations, booth materials. The revenue forecasts were realistic. The projected profits were earmarked for “local shelter donations.”

A girl in the front raised her hand. “Mr. Radius, what if our group wants to do themed cupcakes? That would cost more, but we could charge more, right?”

“Exactly,” Alastor said warmly. “That’s an example of value-added pricing. Now, how would you communicate that value to your customers?”

More hands shot up.

Lucifer waited. He waited for the twist. The illegal gambling. The ethically questionable upselling. The morally dubious speakeasy tie-in.

Nothing.

Just students… learning. Engaged. Asking questions. Writing notes.

Alastor moved among the desks like he owned the room, dipping down to look at one group’s rough budget, his voice dropping into a lower, softer register that made something traitorous flutter in Lucifer’s chest.

“Excellent work,” he murmured. “Do remember to factor in volunteer burnout. People can’t give their best if they’re exhausted.”

Lucifer’s jaw clenched for reasons that had nothing to do with workplace safety and everything to do with the fact that Alastor was, annoyingly, saying something Lucifer had just been thinking about regarding his own daughter.

He shifted his folder under his arm. “I heard a rumor,” Lucifer began, “that you were distributing… less-than-appropriate materials again.”

Alastor looked up at him with wide, innocent eyes. “Rumors abound in a school environment, Principal. I assure you, everything I provide is thoroughly educational.”

He held up a stack of handouts for Lucifer to see.

Beginner-friendly budgeting worksheets. Cute little pie charts. A sidebar about “ethical pricing.”

Lucifer stepped closer. They smelled faintly of printer ink and coffee and Alastor.

Completely normal.

Completely legal.

Completely infuriating.

He flipped one over. Nothing on the back but the school logo and the words “PRACTICE SHEET.”

Behind him, he heard a quiet rustle. A boy in the second row slid something thicker and yellowed-looking from the top of his desk into his backpack. As Lucifer turned, Alastor’s gaze flicked toward the student for a single heartbeat.

A tiny, conspiratorial smile tugged at the corner of his mouth.

Lucifer caught that.

He didn’t catch what the paper was, but he caught that.

“Everything all right, Principal?” Alastor asked mildly.

Lucifer’s fingers tightened on the folder. “I’ll be… reviewing your materials later,” he said, even though he knew there was nothing he’d be able to nail down on paper.

“I look forward to your feedback,” Alastor replied. “Class, let’s thank our principal for taking an interest in your education … again.”

“Thank you, Principal Morningstar,” the students chorused.

Lucifer felt stupidly exposed for a second, like they were thanking him for something he hadn’t actually done.

He cleared his throat. “Carry on.”

He turned to leave.

Behind him, the room dissolved into chatter as groups broke off to work. Over the din, Alastor’s voice floated after him, low and amused.

“Don’t worry, Principal. I’m always… very careful about the rules.”

Lucifer didn’t trust himself to look back. If he did, he’d either yell at him -

- or stare too long.

So he stalked out, folder clutched tight, heartbeat loud in his ears.

It was getting harder to pretend he was doing this purely out of professional obligation, and not because some idiotic part of him liked the way Alastor’s attention felt when it landed on him.

He hated that.

He hated him.

He hated that he did not, in fact, hate him nearly enough.

Charlie

Home was quiet.

It always threw Charlie off a little, the way the chaos of Hellcrest faded into the soft, warm mess of their living room. Blankets draped over the couch. Mismatched pillows. Pictures of her as a kid stuck in slightly crooked frames because Lucifer could never hang anything straight.

She sat with her leg propped up on a stack of cushions, a bowl of popcorn balanced on her lap, a cartoon quietly playing on the TV more for background noise than anything.

Lucifer hovered.

He’d tried very hard not to hover. He failed spectacularly.

“Do you need more ice?” he asked from the doorway, holding a mug of tea like it might explode.

“No,” Charlie said.

“Blanket?”

“I have three.”

“Painkillers?”

“Already took one.”

“…Are you sure you don’t want me to open a discussion board in school and demand they ban gym for the rest of the year?”

“Dad.”

He finally crossed the room and sat down at the other end of the couch, careful not to bump her leg. Up close, she could see the tired lines around his eyes. The glitter in his hair from earlier was still there, sparkling faintly under the lamp.

She snorted. “You look like a disco ball.”

He reached up, frowned at his own fingers when they came away with a bit of sparkle. “Your club attempted to ruin my dignity.”

“That was one kid and you know it. And it was Sir Pentious and you know how he is,” she said, smiling. “Thanks for… you know. Checking on me.”

He softened. “Of course. You scared me.”

“I just broke my ankle. It’s not, like… fatal.”

His jaw worked. “You threw up from the pain, Charlie.”

“…Yeah, that part sucked,” she admitted.

He exhaled, shoulders slumping. “I can’t wrap you in bubble wrap and keep you in the house forever, can I?”

“Nope,” she said. “You’d run out of bubble wrap.”

He huffed out a laugh, finally relaxing a little. For a moment, they just sat in comfortable silence, the cartoon characters babbling in the background.

Then Lucifer cleared his throat. “Promise me you’ll actually let your friends help.”

Charlie stared down at her popcorn. “…I’m trying.”

“I know.” His voice gentled further. “You don’t have to fix everything by yourself, honey. The world won’t crumble if you sit down for a minute.”

“Feels like it will,” she muttered.

He opened his mouth, closed it again. He knew that feeling too well.

“Yeah,” he said quietly. “I get that.”

She peeked at him. “Long day?”

He made a face like he’d swallowed something sour. “You have no idea.”

“Wanna complain about it?” she offered. “I’m very good at nodding sympathetically.”

He hesitated. Then: “It’s that business teacher.”

“Mr. Radius?” Her eyebrows shot up. “Oh my god, you actually interacted more with him than with the other teachers? Usually you ignore most of the teachers.”

“Usually yes. Not with him though. I interacted with him,” Lucifer said darkly. “Multiple times. He’s a menace.”

Charlie blinked. “He’s… kind of popular. Angel said he actually makes lectures fun, which is, like, a miracle.”

“Yes, well, Hitler probably had fans too -”

“DAD.”

“He’s running borderline-illegal simulations, handing out questionable materials, and I’m fairly certain he’s sabotaging my attempts to supervise him,” Lucifer went on, ignoring her horrified squeak at the comparison. “And everyone loves him. Which is ridiculous. I don’t see the appeal.”

Charlie tilted her head. “You don’t?”

“No.”

She squinted at him. “You sure?”

“Yes, I’m sure.”

“So you’re not… like… just a tiny bit biased because you think he’s hot?”

Lucifer inhaled his own breath wrong and choked on absolutely nothing.

“I - what - EXCUSE ME?”

Charlie tried very hard not to grin. “I mean. You’ve talked about him, like, four times in the last twenty-four hours. And you’re very emotionally invested in what his… face is doing.”

“I am not emotionally invested in his face,” Lucifer sputtered. “I am professionally concerned about his conduct as an educator!”

“Uh-huh,” Charlie said, absolutely unconvinced.

“It’s my job to ensure that the students are safe and that my staff adhere to appropriate standards,” he continued, voice climbing in pitch. “Not to - to pay attention to - to anyone’s - cheekbones.”

Charlie blinked once.

“So you have noticed his cheekbones,” she said.

Lucifer stared at her, horrified at himself. “That is not what I meant.”

“Okayyyyy,” she said slowly, drawing the word out as she turned back to the TV, the tiniest smirk tugging at her mouth. “Whatever you say, Dad.”

He ran a hand down his face. “You are grounded.”

“For what?”

“For perceiving me.”

She laughed, bright and unbothered, the sound filling the room. “You love me.”

“Unfortunately,” he muttered, but his eyes were soft when he looked at her.

She nudged his knee lightly with her toes. “You’re allowed to like someone, you know. Even if he’s annoying. And a little sketchy. And probably evil.”

“He is not evil,” Lucifer said automatically. Then paused. “He’s just… very… irritating.”

Charlie raised her eyebrows.

“…and possibly attractive in a deeply upsetting way,” he added through gritted teeth, as if the words tasted bad.

“There it is,” she said.

He glared at her half-heartedly. “I liked you better when you were a helpless little baby who couldn’t psychoanalyze me.”

“You’re the one who taught me to talk about my feelings,” she said. “This is your fault.”

He groaned and flopped his head back on the couch cushion.

For a while, they just sat there again, the teasing fading into comfortable quiet. Her ankle throbbed less with the ice. His shoulders loosened. The house felt smaller and safer than the school ever did.

After a minute, Charlie reached over and poked his arm. “Hey, Dad?”

“Hm?”

“Thanks… for worrying about me,” she mumbled. “Even if you’re also busy… obsessing over your weird teacher crush.”

He scoffed. “I am not -”

“Dad.”

He sighed in defeat. “You’re welcome, sweetheart.”

She smiled and leaned her head against his shoulder, careful of her leg.

For all the chaos, bootlegging lessons, and broken doors at Hellcrest, at least this part - all warm light and quiet breathing and his daughter snuggled into his side - felt like something he didn’t have to chase, fix, or catch in the act.

He could just… be here.

Even if tomorrow he’d absolutely be back to plotting Alastor Radius’s professional downfall.

And maybe, accidentally, watching his stupid, perfect smile a little too long.

Charlie

The next morning, Charlie did not bounce out of bed.

She woke up, stared at her crutches leaning against the dresser, stared at her ankle - now a bulky purple-and-white cast - and let out the softest, most tragic groan known to human-kind.

But she still got ready, strapped on her backpack, and hobbled her way into Hellcrest High.

She had plans.

She had lists.

She had three routines and a kindness route mapped by color-coded erasable pens.

None of which included “rest.”

Vaggi

Vaggi could tell.

The moment Charlie appeared at the school entrance - crutches clinking, face too bright to be real - Vaggi’s soul left her body.

“Oh no,” she muttered. “She’s going to cause problems on purpose.”

She grabbed her phone and texted the CKI group chat:

VAGGI: Emergency meeting. Operation: Stop Charlie.

ANGEL: LMAOOOOO

HUSK: Kill me.

NIFFTY: I’ll bring disinfectant!

PENTIOUS: My time has come.

CHERRI: Do I get to threaten someone?

Vaggi nearly destroyed the phone in her hand, with how tight she was holding it in frustration.

Charlie

Charlie walked into their group meeting room late tody - late, because moving anywhere now took quadruple the time - and froze.

Everyone was standing in formation.

Like a cult.

Or a very chaotic intervention.

“Good morning?” Charlie said weakly. “Why do you all look like you’re about to stage a coup?”

“Sit,” Vaggie ordered, pointing at a chair.

Charlie frowned. “I don’t want to sit.”

“Sit,” Husk echoed, not looking up from his energy drink.

Charlie sat.

Vaggie stood in front of the group like the world’s angriest project manager.

“Charlie, while you were asleep yesterday, we decided something.”

“Oh?” Charlie said brightly.

“We,” Vaggie said, thrusting her arms out dramatically, “are taking over your responsibilities.”

Charlie blinked.

Then blinked again.

“I’m sorry… what?”

Angel Dust wiggled his fingers. “That’s right, sugar. Papa Angel is on supply duty.”

“No - Angel -", Charlie tried to smile … and failed. She didn't want to discourage him, but "- supplies are important,” Charlie said miserably. “Supplies require organization and a… system.”

Angel held up a clipboard. “Yeah, and I wrote ‘SUPPLIES’ on this piece of paper. That’s basically a system.”

Husk groaned. “I’m supervising him.”

“You -?,” Charlie said, horrified, then schooled her expression into something nicer. “He’ll corrupt you.” She tried… because she knew for sure Husk would fall asleep after 5 minutes just to spite Angel.

Husk shrugged. “Kid, it’s too late. I study here.”

Niffty bounced in place. “I’m doing posters! Posters posters posters! I already made thirty-seven this morning!”

Charlie paled. “Thirty-seven?! Niffty …” She gulped … and tried not to think too hard about what kind of posters Niffty might have … produced.

Niffty grinned wide enough to show all her teeth. “Color-coded… AND SCENTED.”

Cherri cracked her knuckles. “I’m handling conflict mediation.”

“NO!” Charlie yelped. “Cherri, no. Last time you mediated, the sophomore hallway caught fire.”

“That was an accident,” Cherri said cheerfully. “Technically.”

Sir Pentious lifted a stack of charts dramatically. “I shall organize movement flow through the campus, thereby reducing all hallway collisions!”

Angel whispered to Husk, “Five bucks says he runs into a door.”

“Absolutely,” Husk murmured.

Charlie looked around the room. Her heart squeezed painfully.

“But… guys… I can do it. Really. It’s fine! Just because my ankle is a tiny bit broken doesn’t mean -”

“Charlie,” Vaggi said, stepping forward, “you’re not doing anything today.”

Charlie’s smile cracked, wobbling at the edges.

“But I’m supposed to keep everything running,” she whispered. “I’m supposed to help. I’m supposed to -”

“You’re supposed to heal,” Vaggie interrupted softly. “The rest can wait.”

Charlie looked down at her cast, and the panic started rising.

Her breathing hitched.

Her grip tightened on her crutches.

“But if I slow down… everything falls apart.”

The words slipped out before she could stop them.

Everyone froze.

Even Angel stopped chewing his gum.

The silence was heavy and too honest.

Vaggi’s face softened instantly. “Charlie… sweetheart.”

She kneeled in front of her, hands gentle on Charlie’s knees.

“You don’t have to prove anything to us. Or to anybody.”

Charlie tried to swallow the lump in her throat. “But -”

“No. Listen.”

Vaggie cupped her cheek.

“You’re allowed to rest without the world crumbling. You’re allowed to let people help you. You’re allowed to just… breathe.”

Charlie trembled. “But what if people need me?”

“We do need you,” Vaggie said. “We need you healthy. Not hurting yourself to keep everyone else smiling.”

Charlie’s eyes stung.

She wanted to be strong. She wanted to be perfect.

She didn’t want to be a burden.

“…I’m scared everything will fall apart,” she whispered again.

“It won’t,” Vaggi promised. “Because we’ve got you.”

Charlie leaned forward and pressed her forehead against Vaggi’s shoulder.

She didn't know if she could do that …

Charlie most definetly could not do that …

And she tried…

She really, really tried.

For twenty whole minutes after the intervention, she sat in the CKI room doing nothing.

Her hands twitched.

Her eyes darted to the supplies table.

Her brain screamed:

Fix something. Organize something. Help someone. Do something.

While everyone else buzzed around her, she sat and tried not to look to ungrateful or worried or frustrated … or panicked at the chaos that was unfolding around her.

But it got increasingly harder … especially when Angel started drawing little dicks on the posters Niffty made and Husk did fall asleep again, and did not supervise Angel as promised.

Charlie hadn't even realized that she had grabbed her hair and pulled, her heartbeat rising.

So when Vaggi walked past her with a fresh dash of posters and nearly lost a few, Charlie shot up like a rocket.

“I CAN HELP!”

Vaggi tried to outmaneuver her. “Charlie, no -”

"Charlie, yes!" Charlie said, trying to grab the posters, but Vaggi moved out of the way again.

"No, Charlie, sit down."

"Come on, let me just-"

"Charlie."

"I got it…" Charlie tried.

"No… " Vaggi moved again.

Charlie lunged forward, managing to get a poster, only to loose her balance and fall face forward in the direction of the floor.

Vaggi in her panic, threw the posters aside and caught Charlie before she could hit the floor.

For a second, they sat there, frozen. The posters fluttering to the ground around them, Charlie in Vaggi's arms. Both breathing heavily.

Then Vaggi's face contorted into one of frustration and … anger.

Charlie's heart sank.

"Vag's … I'm so-"

"No, Charlie," Vaggi interrupted her, carefully helping her up again. "Just no."

Silence.

No one in the room moved.

Husk snored, Niffty froze in the middle of picking up a poster, that had flown to the ground. Sir Pentious, Cherri and Angel stood a the side, arms crossed.

Vaggi sighed, stepping back from Charlie, after she caught her balance. She immediately missed the warmths.

"We are trying our best here, Charlie. We really do. You need to rest. Please. And you … you just need to finally trust us. I thought we were a team?"

Vaggi looked at Charlie with such a hurt expression, that Charlie had to look away. Her heart twisting ugly inside her chest.

"We - we are a team, Vaggi," Charlie said, because they were. She loved her group, her people … she just …

Why couldn't Vaggi understand?!

"Well then, its time that you show us that you value us," Vaggi said, turning away and starting to pick up the posters.

Charlie immediately wanted to help her, she was already halfway bent down, when she stopped…

She wasn't welcome here at the moment.

Charlie curled her hand into a fist, that had been reaching out to one of the posters, sighed, and then - as gracefully as someone could hobble with one foot in a cast - left the room.

She was sitting on the stairs to the school yard, chewing on her lip and her thoughts … then she sighed again.

Why couldn't Vaggi understand what this meant to her? Why couldn't she understand that Charlie just needed to do something?

… because no one else would …

Charlie groaned frustrated.

Why was everything so complicated?!

A voice floated gently from the doorway:

“May I?”

Charlie startled and turned around.

Alastor Radius stood like the world’s politest jump-scare, leaning casually against the doorframe with a folder tucked under one arm.

Charlie blinked. “Mr. Radius? What are you… doing here?”

He crossed the path towards her with slow, careful steps, as if approaching a frightened animal.

“Miss Morningstar,” he said warmly, “may I trouble you for a moment?”

Charlie nodded numbly.

Alastor knelt beside her - not too close, not looming, but with that oddly precise poise that made it feel like a spotlight had just found them.

“I heard about your injury,” he said, voice dipping into that smooth, old-time rhythm he used when he really wanted people to listen. “And I’ve seen students like you before, Miss Morningstar.”

“Like me?” Charlie sniffed.

“Yes indeed,” he went on, smile widening just a fraction. “High achievers. Bright souls. The sort who believe that if they stop for even a moment, the whole spinning world will simply… fall off its axis.”

Charlie’s throat tightened.

“But do you know the truth?” Alastor tilted his head, eyes warm - but with that strange, focused intensity beneath it, like she was the only signal on his frequency. “For people like you… resting is an act of courage.”

Charlie blinked rapidly.

“It’s not laziness,” Alastor continued, hands folding neatly over one knee. “It is trust. Trust that the world - and more importantly, the people who love you - can carry the weight for a while without crumbling into dust.”

Charlie’s chest quivered… trust… Vaggi had said something similar too. “I don’t want to let anyone down.”

“You won’t,” Alastor said gently, though his grin flashed a quick, sharper edge. “Not by taking care of yourself. And certainly not by allowing your very capable friends to prove their worth. You’d be amazed what people rise to, when given the chance.”

Charlie swallowed hard. “…Even if things get messy?”

Alastor’s eyes sparkled, a little too delighted by the word. “My dear, messy is where the most interesting growth happens. Controlled chaos, guided by good intentions? Why, that’s the backbone of innovation.” His tone softened again. “Allowing others the room to step up might be one of the greatest kindnesses you can give them.”

Charlie wiped her eyes. “…That’s… actually really nice.”

Alastor smiled, softer this time but still glitchign with something … teeny tiny bit threatening. “You may find, Miss Morningstar, that I am not quite the villain your father imagines me to be.”

Charlie snorted despite herself.

“He is convinced you’re plotting something.”

Alastor chuckled, a low, amused sound that wouldn’t have been out of place on an old radio show. “Oh, he’s not wrong. I’m always plotting something.” He rose to his feet in one smooth motion. “At present, however, my grand scheme involves making sure the students of Hellcrest High don’t grind themselves into dust before graduation.”

Charlie covered her face with her hands and laughed weakly.

“Do you think,” she asked quietly, peeking at him through her fingers, “maybe he’s just… misunderstanding you?”

Alastor’s lips twitched, like he was trying not to laugh at a private joke.

“Perhaps. Or perhaps he simply needs a… gentle nudge in the right direction.”

Charlie’s eyebrows lifted. “I can give nudges.”

“I have no doubt you can,” Alastor said, offering her a quick, conspiratorial wink. “You strike me as positively excellent at it.”

Then he turned and strolled back towards the door he had come through.

He opened the door and stopped, looking back at Charlie.

"And if you are done … with your little crisis, then, I have a proposition for you. One of my students needs help and your CKI Club is the perfect addition we need." Then he glided through the door just as smoothly as he’d appeared, her thoughts feeling a little quieter in his wake - like someone had just turned down the volume on a station she hadn’t realized was playing. Even if she was wondering what Alastor was referrering too.

When Charlie finally returend to her Club-room, the first thing she did was apologize to everyone and promised to try to do better for the future.

Vaggi kissed her for it, everyone else gave her a smile. No one held a grudge against her.

It was a good feeling.

For the rest of the day, Charlie sat on her designated Resting Throne (a rolling chair with a blanket Vaggi stole from the nurse’s office).

She watched.

She worried.

She watched some more.

But CKI… thrived.

Angel Dust flirted his way through half the school and somehow raised $78. Husk yelled at him only three times in between his naps.

Niffty covered the halls in perfectly placed, aggressively cheerful posters. Some sparkled. Some smelled like citrus. One meowed.

Cherri stopped a fight between two football players by threatening to break both their kneecaps if they didn’t apologize and hug.

Sir Pentious successfully re-routed hallway traffic.

Mostly.

Two freshmen got trapped in a circular loop, but he freed them eventually.

And nobody died.

Nobody cried.

Nobody accidentally set anything on fire.

Charlie watched all of it with wide, watery eyes.

Maybe… maybe the world didn’t fall apart if she stopped moving.

Maybe her friends could hold things too.

Maybe she could rest.

Just a little.

Vaggi slipped into the chair beside her and took her hand.

“How’re you feeling?”

Charlie leaned her head onto Vaggi’s shoulder.

“…Better,” she whispered.

Vaggi squeezed her hand gently. “Good.”

Charlie let out a long, slow breath.

She didn’t fall apart.

Everything didn’t collapse.

It was okay.

And maybe - just maybe - she could finally trust that.

Later at home Charlie flopped onto the couch beside Lucifer.

“Dad?”

“Yes, sweetheart?”

“Mr. Radius was actually… really nice today.”

Lucifer froze mid-sip of tea.

“…I’m sorry?”

“He gave me a whole talk. About slowing down. And resting. And trusting people.”
Charlie smiled softly. “He was kind. Really kind.”

Lucifer blinked at her like she’d spoken in tongues.

Charlie nudged him with her elbow.

“Dad… maybe he’s not trying to ruin your life.”

Lucifer made a strangled noise.

“And maybe,” Charlie added, eyes twinkling, “just maybe he’s trying to impress you.”

Lucifer inhaled his tea.

Through his nose.

Charlie patted his back sympathetically as he coughed and wheezed.

“You’re welcome,” she said.

Lucifer glared at her between breaths.

But his ears were pink.

Lucifer

Two days later, Hellcrest High managed to limp through an entire school day without losing a door.

Lucifer knew it was a trap.

Had to be.

Charlie was doing really good too. She seemed happier, more relaxed with her Hazbin Clu - oh shit, no… CKI Club. Even saying things like: Today Angel took over the leadership for the trash collecting at the main train station …

Wow.

Lucifer was impressed … and a little bit worried. But Vaggi didn't seem disturbed so he was giving it a rest.

Things had been almost suspiciously quiet as well. No alarms. No glitter bombs. No emails from parents asking, “Is it true a student club is threatening kneecaps in the sophomore hallway?”

And what was this complain even about like … really? What the hell? Kneecaps?

He was halfway through answering budget emails when there was a knock at his office door.

Ms. Mimzy from the front desk poked her head in, looking frazzled and clutching her clipboard like a shield. “Principal Morningstar?”

“Yes?” he said, immediately suspicious. She’d developed that tone - the one people used when they were about to give him information that would raise his blood pressure.

“There’s, um… been a report.”

“Of course there has.”

She edged in. “A teacher has a group of students gathered in their classroom after hours. No permission slip on file. No facility request. They’re… moving furniture.”

Lucifer’s eye twitched. “Which teacher?”

She hesitated. “Professor Radius.”

Of course.

Lucifer rose so quickly his chair rolled backward and hit the wall. “Right. Fine. Great. Wonderful. Thank you.”

He snatched up his “RADIUS, ALASTOR - BULLSHIT” folder on sheer instinct and marched out.

This was it.

Secret meetings.

After hours.

Unsanctioned.

Charlie's whole … he is actually kind thing replayed in his mind for a second … pah … as if!

If this wasn’t finally grounds for at least a serious disciplinary warning, he was going to start believing Alastor had sold his soul for tenure.

The hallway outside Room 113 glowed faintly orange in the late-afternoon light. The rest of the school was starting to empty out: the distant echo of lockers slamming, the murmur of dwindling chatter, the squeak of janitor carts.

From behind Alastor’s door came the sound of voices.

Not just a few.

A lot.

And movement. Tables scraping. Paper rustling. Laughter.

Lucifer braced himself like someone about to kick in a door on a crime drama.

He grabbed the handle.

“Okay, Radius,” he muttered under his breath. “Let’s see what you’re really -”

He pushed the door open.

And stopped.

Again.

He really had to stop doing that.

Alastor’s classroom had transformed.

Desks had been pushed to the sides, making room for long tables covered in posters, cookie tins, markers, and rolls of tape. Fairy lights - where had they even gotten fairy lights? - were draped across the whiteboard. A hand-painted banner rested half-finished on the front table:

HELLCREST “UNDERGROUND”
FUNDRAISER NIGHT
ALL PROCEEDS → EMERGENCY HOUSING FUND

In the corner, three students were arguing over fonts for a poster. Another cluster was cutting out paper stars. Two boys were sketching layout diagrams for the gym.

And right in the center of it all, sleeves rolled up, tie loosened, was Alastor Radius.

He stood with one hand braced on the table as he leaned over a girl’s notebook, his voice low and encouraging.

Lucifer’s brain did that annoying pause thing again.

Thinking about how good he looked in that light, how soft his side profile was, how his hair was curling lusciously.

Then the rest of him caught up.

“What,” he said sharply, “is going on here?”

Every head in the room swiveled toward him.

“Principal Morningstar!” one of the juniors squeaked. “Um. H - hi.”

Lucifer took in the scene with narrowed eyes. “This,” he said, gesturing vaguely at the fairy lights, the banner, the inexplicable amount of glitter, “should not be happening without administration approval.”

“Ah!” Alastor straightened, turning with that impeccably polite smile that made Lucifer want to throw him out a window and then maybe follow. “Principal Morningstar. How lovely of you to join us.”

He said it like Lucifer had been invited.

Lucifer’s glare sharpened. “Explain.”

Alastor clasped his hands behind his back. “We’re organizing a fundraiser, of course.”

“Of course,” Lucifer repeated slowly. “For what, exactly? A bootlegger field trip?”

A few kids snorted. One of them turned it into a cough.

Alastor’s expression softened. “For Mr. Ramirez.”

Lucifer blinked. “…Who?”

A boy near the front lifted his hand, then seemed to think better of it and just spoke. “Sir. Miguel Ramirez. Junior. His family got evicted last week. They’re… staying with relatives for now, but it’s cramped and they can’t afford a deposit anywhere else.”

Lucifer’s stomach dropped.

“I see,” he said quietly.

A girl chimed in, quick and determined. “So we’re doing a big fundraiser. Ticketed event, bake sale, auction table. All profits go straight into an emergency housing fund to help with his family’s deposit and basic stuff like blankets and groceries.”

Lucifer looked between their faces - earnest, hopeful, a little scared.

He exhaled slowly. “That is… a very noble cause. But you can’t just… start planning major events in secret. There are procedures. Forms. Approval chains.”

“Which,” Alastor said smoothly, “I was just about to come discuss with you. Once we had a concrete outline, of course.”

Lucifer gave him a flat look. “Convenient.”

Alastor’s eyes glittered. “Isn’t it?”

Lucifer’s brain spat static for a solid three seconds.

Fundraiser. Housing. Helping a struggling student. Wholesome. Legal.

He flipped open his folder anyway, because he was in too deep to stop now … and he wasn't sure if he was ready for what Charlie had been suggesting yet …

“And what,” he said, “exactly is the theme of this… event?”

A silence fell.

The kind of silence that meant the answer was absolutely Going To Be A Problem.

Alastor’s smile tilted just a degree more mischievous.

One of the students - Lucifer recognized him as the “Tipsy Tomato” kid - raised his hand tentatively. “It’s, um. A 1920s charity night.”

Lucifer stared. “A what.”

“You know,” the boy rushed on. “Like vintage décor, jazz playlist, mocktails, paper bowties. We’re calling it…”

He winced.

“‘The Hellcrest Speakeasy.’”

Lucifer closed his eyes.

“You named a school fundraiser,” he said carefully, “after an illegal underground bar.”

“It’s historically themed,” another student said quickly.

“Educational, even,” someone else added.

“It’ll be dry,” a third piped up. “Like, totally alcohol-free. Just… mood lighting and passwords and maybe a fake bouncer.”

Lucifer pinched the bridge of his nose so hard it hurt.

“Mr. Radius,” he said in the tone he reserved for “I would like to fire you but cannot for legal reasons,” “would you care to explain why my students are planning an ‘underground speakeasy’ in my gym?”

Alastor looked entirely unbothered. “Ah, well. We’re simply leveraging existing enthusiasm from our Prohibition unit. Pedagogically efficient, wouldn’t you agree?”

“No,” Lucifer said flatly.

Alastor went on as if he hadn’t spoken. “Students tend to engage more deeply with charitable efforts when the event feels… special. A little mysterious. And, of course, all activities will be thoroughly vetted. No illegal substances. No gambling. Merely mocktails, jazz music, and an optional password at the door.”

“A password,” Lucifer repeated.

“Purely for ambience,” Alastor assured him. “Besides, it is easier to get teenagers to dress up for charity if the phrase ‘secret party’ is involved.”

A girl near the banner perked up. “Oh! Principal Morningstar, we were thinking the password could be ‘Morningstar Sent Me.’”

Lucifer’s soul briefly departed his body.

“You most certainly are not,” he said.

Alastor’s shoulders shook with suppressed laughter.

Lucifer glared at him. “This is wildly inappropriate.”

“And yet,” Alastor replied mildly, “wildly effective. We already have volunteers, donated baked goods, and a list of local businesses willing to sponsor raffle items. Even your daughter's CKI is involved.”

Lucifer's eyes widened. He hadn't known this … why hadn't he known this? Why had Charlie … oh. Was that why she had mentioned Alastor was actually … kind?!

One of the students lifted a folder. “We have spreadsheets and everything, sir. Mr. Radius helped us set up budgets and projections. And like, risk assessment? There’s a whole page. With bullet points.”

Lucifer took the offered folder automatically. The pages were indeed filled with budgets, itemized costs, expected profit ranges, risk mitigation strategies. There were notes in neat red ink in the margins:

CHECK WITH ADMIN ABOUT MAX CAPACITY
EMPHASIZE SAFETY PROTOCOLS
NO ALCOHOL. EVER.

Lucifer hated how impressed he was.

He snapped the folder closed. “You still need official approval.”

“Which we will, of course, defer to,” Alastor said silkily. “If you say no, we’ll simply find another way to help Mr. Ramirez’s family.” He glanced around at the students. “Won’t we, darlings?”

“Yes, sir,” they chimed.

Lucifer’s chest clenched.

He could shut this down. “Speakeasy” was absolutely not going into any official documentation connected to his school if he could help it … and it would most definetly not be associated AT ALL with his daughter.

But there was Miguel, chewing his lip in the corner, trying not to look desperate.

And Charlie’s tired little voice from last night, echoing in his head:

“He was kind. Really kind.”

Damn it.

Lucifer rubbed his temples. “The word ‘speakeasy’ does not appear on any official forms,” he said. “No passwords referencing administration. All décor and activities get approved through my office. And if I see so much as a hint of inappropriate behavior, the entire thing is shut down. Understood?”

The students practically vibrated with relief.

“Yes, sir!”

“Thank you, Principal Morningstar!”

“You’re the best!”

Lucifer held up a hand. “Don’t thank me yet. I haven’t signed anything.”

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught Alastor watching him with that infuriatingly unreadable expression - somewhere between amused, impressed, and something else Lucifer didn’t have the emotional bandwidth to analyze.

“And you,” Lucifer said, pointing a finger at him, “will provide me with a complete written plan by tomorrow morning.”

“Already prepared,” Alastor said, producing a stapled packet from absolutely nowhere like a smug magician. “I took the liberty.”

Of course he had.

Lucifer took it, resisting the urge to smack him with it - imagined it for a second and nearly lost face, but caught himself at the right moment. “Fine. Carry on. Stay within the rules, or this whole operation dies.”

“Oh, Principal,” Alastor said, eyes gleaming, “I’m always very… careful about the rules.”

Lucifer muttered something impolite under his breath and turned toward the door.

He had almost reached it when Alastor’s voice called out behind him, pitched for his ears alone.

“Principal Morningstar?”

Lucifer stopped. Slowly, he turned back.

Alastor was closer now - when had he moved? - standing just a few feet away. Up close, the fairy lights cast soft glows along the planes of his face, turning the rich brown of his skin into warm bronze and catching on the edges of his glasses.

He was smiling.

Not the big, performative grin he used in class.

Something subtler. Sharper at the edges, but… softer in the middle.

“You really must stop bursting into my classroom like this,” Alastor said lightly. “People will start to talk.”

The words hit Lucifer’s nervous system like a thrown brick.

His mouth opened. Nothing coherent came out.

“I do not - this is not - ” He flailed verbally, heat crawling up his neck. “I am not… bursting.”

One of the students at the back snickered quietly.

Alastor’s eyes flicked over Lucifer’s face, lingering just a heartbeat too long. “Mmm. My mistake, then. You merely… arrive with dramatic flair.”

“That’s worse,” Lucifer muttered.

“On the contrary,” Alastor said softly. “It’s rather charming.”

The room seemed to shrink by a good ten feet.

Lucifer became acutely aware of how close they were standing. How Lucifer had to tilt his chin just a little to meet Alastor's eyes. How that infuriating cologne - coffee and spice and something he refused to identify for fear of his own sanity - wrapped around the edges of his awareness.

For a split second, the noise of the classroom faded.

He saw Alastor not as “problematic staff member,” not as “walking HR headache,” but as:

Warm eyes.

Steady voice.

Surrounded by students who clearly adored him.

Doing work that genuinely helped one of their own.

And, just like Charlie had said -

“He gave me a whole talk. About slowing down. And resting. And trusting people.”

Maybe not a villain.

Maybe just… complicated.

Lucifer’s heart did a stupid, traitorous flip.

Alastor’s smile shifted - just a little. Less smug. More curious. Like he was waiting to see which way Lucifer would go.

“Careful, Principal,” he murmured, almost too low to hear. “If you keep barging in at all my best moments, you might accidentally start liking me.”

Lucifer’s brain bluescreened.

“I - I do not -”

He could feel his ears burning.

Alastor’s grin sharpened again, the moment of softness flickering out like a radio tuning past a clear station. “I’m only teasing,” he said brightly, stepping back with a flourish. “Do let me know if you have any notes on the fundraiser plan.”

Lucifer seized the distance like a lifeline. “Oh, I will,” he said, grasping for dignity. “And I expect daily updates.”

“How demanding,” Alastor said, sounding delighted. “I suppose I’ll simply have to keep dropping by your office.”

Lucifer backed toward the door before his legs betrayed him. “Please do no such thing.”

But his stomach did a traitorous flip at the thought of Alastor coming to his office more often.

“Too late,” Alastor replied, that radio-host lilt returning. “It’s already on my schedule.”

Lucifer glubed, his heart racing and escaped into the hallway on a rush of adrenaline and repressed feelings.

He stood there for a moment, gripping the packet so hard the pages crinkled, heart pounding against his ribs. Feeling like a teenager again on his first crush.

Charlie’s words echoed again:

“Dad… maybe he’s not trying to ruin your life. And maybe… just maybe he’s trying to impress you.”

Lucifer stared at the floor tiles.

Then, very quietly, to no one at all, he said:

“Oh, no.”

Because the worst part wasn’t that Alastor Radius might be trying to impress him.

The worst part was that it … it was FUCKING WORKING - HOLY SHIT!

Charlie

The next day, the gym looked like it had been attacked by a very enthusiastic vintage Pinterest board.

Paper stars dangled from the rafters on fishing line. Faux-gold streamers curled down the walls. Someone had managed to borrow those old plastic tablecloths from the cafeteria and drape them over collapsible tables in an almost classy way. A bluetooth speaker crackled with soft jazz.

And right in the middle of it all sat Charlie Morningstar.

On a chair.

A normal, stationary, sitting-down chair.

Her leg was propped on a padded bench. Vaggie had wedged an extra pillow under her ankle, then stood back like she’d just constructed an unbreakable containment field.

“No moving,” Vaggi said firmly, arms crossed. “You are in charge of smiling and waving. That’s it.”

“But -” Charlie began.

Vaggi leaned down, kissed her forehead, and whispered, “Please.”

The word landed softly but heavy.

Charlie swallowed. “…Okay.”

Vaggi’s shoulders relaxed. “Good. I’ll be right over there if you need me. Love you.”

“Love you,” Charlie answered automatically, the word warm and familiar on her tongue.

Then she was alone at the “INFO / WELCOME” table, a stack of flyers in front of her, a jar labeled DONATIONS beside her, and a bright, brittle smile glued to her face.

Resting.

Helping adjacent.

God, this sucked.

The doors opened.

People trickled in: students in half-hearted costume pieces (a feather headband here, a paper bowtie there), teachers in sensible cardigans, a few parents looking mildly confused but willing.

Angel Dust and Husk manned the mocktail station, pouring sparkling juice into plastic cups and putting sugared grapes on toothpicks like garnish. Niffty zoomed between tables, straightening stacks of raffle tickets, smoothing tablecloths, and sanitizing surfaces so aggressively they squeaked.

Cherri Bomb loomed decoratively near the raffle table, cracking her knuckles whenever someone tried to cut in line.

Sir Pentious stood by a huge posterboard labeled EVENT FLOW, pontificating to a pair of freshmen about optimal traffic distribution like this was the social event of the season.

Her heart clenched.

They were doing it.

Without her.

A small voice whispered in the back of her head:

See? You’re unnecessary.

Charlie squashed it. Hard.

A middle-aged woman approached the table. “Hi, dear. Is this where we buy tickets?”

“Yes!” Charlie chirped, launching into the script they’d written together. “Suggested donation is whatever you can comfortably give - every bit goes to supporting Miguel Ramirez and his family while they secure housing. Thank you so much for being here.”

The woman’s gaze softened. “That’s very kind of you kids.”

“It was… a group effort,” Charlie said, glancing across the gym.

Angel flashed her a thumbs-up from behind a line of thirsty students. Husk didn’t, but he wasn’t actively scowling, which was basically the same thing for him. Vaggi had cornered two football players and was quietly explaining the concept of not being assholes in public, which was its own kind of miracle.

Miguel himself hovered near the back with his little sister hanging off his arm. His shoulders were hunched like he was trying to fold himself out of existence. One of Alastor’s hands touched his shoulder briefly - steady, reassuring - before the teacher moved on, greeting a new cluster of arrivals with that smooth, showman’s ease.

Charlie’s throat tightened.

She watched as Alastor tilted his head, listening seriously to a parent’s question. Watched him kneel so Miguel’s little sister could explain her drawing for the “Thank You” board they’d set up by the entrance. Watched him deflect a joke from a kid about “real speakeasies” with a warm chuckle and a quick, firm: “Some histories belong in textbooks, not in practice, don’t you think?”

He was all edges and polish, but underneath -

Kind.

Just like she’d told her dad.

Charlie blinked hard and focused on her job.

People came. Donated. Laughed. Ate cookies that were technically legal. Wrote messages on sticky notes stuck to the “Support Wall.”

You got this, Ramirez!

Proud of you, dude.

We’re here. - CKI , with a little flower drawn beside it.

At some point, the noise turned into a pleasant blur - music and chatter and the clink of plastic cups. The donation jar filled. Then overflowed. Someone had to bring a second box.

Charlie’s chest wobbled.

They were doing it.

Her club.

Her friends.

Her not-supposed-to-be-a-speakeasy fundraiser.

Without her running around like an overcaffeinated tornado.

Vaggie dropped into the chair beside her, cheeks flushed, hair slightly mussed from bossing people around.

“It’s working,” she said, breathless and proud.

Charlie looked at Miguel laughing at something Angel said. At Niffty helping his little sister reach the top of the message board. At Sir Pentious enthusiastically explaining profit margins to a mildly horrified parent.

“It’s really working,” Charlie whispered.

Her eyes stung unexpectedly.

Vaggi’s hand slipped into hers. “Hey.”

Charlie inhaled shakily. “I didn’t… break it. By sitting down.”

“No,” Vaggie said. “You didn’t.”

“They didn’t need me to keep it from falling apart.”

Vaggi squeezed her fingers. “They needed you to start it. To care enough to make it a thing. That doesn’t go away just because you’re not sprinting up and down stairs.”

Charlie let out a soggy laugh. “You sound like a guidance counselor.”

“I sound like someone who loves you and wants you to stop trying to single-handedly hold up the entire school,” Vaggi corrected.

Charlie leaned her head on Vaggi’s shoulder. “I’m trying.”

“I know,” Vaggi murmured, pressing a kiss into her hair. “You’re doing great.”

Charlie stared out at her club - her chaotic, wonderful, disaster-prone people - and let herself… let go.

Just a little.

The world didn’t crumble.

It shimmered softly under fairy lights and smelled like juice and cookies.

And for once, watching was enough.

Lucifer

Lucifer stood near the gym doors like a very stressed gargoyle, arms crossed, eyes sweeping the room for potential violations.

Tables stable?

No one spiking the drinks?

No actual gambling?

No one calling it a speakeasy where a parent could hear?

He repeated the circuit three times before he had to admit - grudgingly - that it was… going well.

The donation box was heavier than anticipated. The vibe was cheerful, not feral. No one had attempted to crawl into the ceiling tiles.

He’d even caught Mr. Ramirez’s mother crying quietly by the wall of messages, a hand pressed over her mouth. Alastor had approached her from the side with a paper cup, head bowed, posture soft, not performative.

Lucifer watched from a distance as they spoke.

He couldn’t hear the words, but he saw the way Alastor’s expression changed - less theatrical, more human. He wasn’t charming her. He wasn’t entertaining a crowd.

He was just… there.

Listening.

At one point, he gestured toward Miguel, who was currently being roped into a card trick by Angel. His mother laughed wetly, wiping her eyes. Alastor smiled and said something else - the kind of quiet, solid reassurance Lucifer recognized from his own attempts with worried parents.

Something inside Lucifer’s chest twisted.

He’d always assumed Alastor’s charisma was a weapon. A tool. A mask.

He hadn’t accounted for the possibility that underneath all the razzle-dazzle and bullshit… the man actually cared.

Deeply.

Annoyingly.

Lucifer rubbed a hand over his face, suddenly exhausted.

He drifted to the edge of the gym, where Charlie sat enthroned at the Welcome table, Vaggi at her side like a very pretty, very protective guard dog.

He softened immediately. “Hey, Char-Char.”

She looked up, eyes bright. “Dad! Look!”

She pointed at the whiteboard where Sir Pentious had written the running total in his most dramatic handwriting.

Lucifer’s eyebrows shot up. “That much?”

“And that’s just cash,” Vaggi said, impressed. “There’s also an online pool. Mr. Radius set it up and got some local businesses to match donations.”

Of course he had.

Lucifer tried very hard not to be impressed. He failed.

Charlie bit her lip, emotion crinkling the corners of her eyes. “They did it,” she whispered. “I… barely did anything. I just sat.”

Lucifer’s heart twinged. He reached out and cupped the side of her head, thumb brushing her temple. “You did plenty, sweetheart.”

“I just signed things,” she muttered.

“You started something,” he corrected gently. “You inspired them. And then you let them carry it for a while. That’s not nothing. That’s… leadership.”

Charlie blinked fast. “You really think so?”

He smiled, soft and crooked. “I learned from the best.”

Her cheeks pinked. “That’s cheating.”

He dropped his hand, exhaling. For a second they just watched the room together - the students, the parents, the swirling chaos of it all.

Then Charlie turned her head, studying his profile. “You look tired,” she said.

“I run a high school,” he deadpanned. “It’s like a medically diagnosable condition.”

“That’s not what I mean.” Her voice gentled. “You look… tired tired.”

He made a face. “Insightfulness is a curse, you know that?”

“You gave it to me,” she said. “This is your fault.”

“Rude,” he muttered, but there was no heat in it.

She nudged him with her elbow. “You know, you don’t have to carry everything alone either.”

He bristled instinctively. “I’m not -”

“Dad.”

He deflated with a sigh that took ten years off his life.

“I don’t…” He searched for the right words. “…I’m not good at letting go.”

“I noticed,” she said dryly.

“And certain teachers,” he added, voice sharpening, “make it very difficult to relax.”

Charlie’s lips twitched. “You mean Mr. Radius.”

Lucifer glared half-heartedly at the floor. “…Yes.”

“You still think he’s trying to ruin your life?”

Lucifer opened his mouth.

Thought about the fundraiser. The careful budgets. The strict no-alcohol rule. The way Alastor had talked to Miguel’s mother like her worries were the most important thing in the room.

He closed his mouth.

“No,” he admitted, hating how small his voice sounded. “I think he’s… competent. And committed. And infuriatingly good with students.”

Charlie’s smile grew, slow and smug. “And also?”

Lucifer stared straight ahead. “And also what.”

“And also hot,” she sing-songed.

Lucifer made a choking sound. “Charlotte.”

She leaned closer, eyes sparkling. “Come on. You can say it. I won’t explode.”

He scrubbed a hand over his face. “…He drives me insane.”

“That’s not a denial.”

“He is reckless and smug and he keeps… looking at me with those stupid eyes like he knows something I don’t.”

“Still not a denial.”

“And he has absolutely no right,” Lucifer went on, ignoring her, “to be that… that… attentive with his students and insightful about burnout and -”

Charlie’s eyebrows climbed. “You LIKE him.”

He stalled mid-sentence like someone had yanked his batteries out.

“I -” He flailed for a second. “I - that is - I -”

Vaggi cleared her throat delicately. “I’m gonna… go check on the raffle,” she said, gracefully retreating and absolutely not hiding a smirk.

Traitor, Lucifer thought weakly.

Charlie just watched him, patient and annoyingly knowing.

Lucifer let his shoulders slump.

“…Maybe,” he muttered.

“Maybe?” she echoed.

“Fine,” he snapped quietly. “Yes. I may possibly be harboring a small, deeply inconvenient, probably ill-advised… fondness… for that man.” He grimaced. “Happy?”

Charlie’s grin could have powered the building. “Extremely.”

“You’re supposed to be on my side,” he complained.

“I am on your side,” she said, bumping his shoulder with hers. “That’s why I’m thrilled you’re crushing on someone who actually cares about people and isn’t, like, a hedge fund manager.”

Lucifer snorted despite himself. “Your standards are oddly specific.”

“You deserve someone good,” she said simply. “Even if he’s also annoying and dramatic and probably evil-adjacent.”

“He is not evil,” Lucifer said automatically. Then paused, realizing. “…Oh god.”

Charlie laughed. “See? Progress.”

Across the gym, the CKI crew started to gather by the doors, chatter rising.

Vaggi waved. “Charlie! Come on, we’re heading to the shelter to drop off the first donation and help sort stuff!”

Because all donations will go through the West Den Shelter, who have been helping the Ramirez family secure housing, this is where they needed to drop of the money at the end of the day.

Angel yelled, “FIELD TRIP, BABY!” and nearly dropped the donation box. Husk caught it with a curse.

Sir Pentious declared, “TO THE COMMUNITY, MY FRIENDS!” and almost tripped on his own feet.

Niffty already had three trash bags and a clipboard.

Charlie shifted on her chair. “You are going to the shelter? Now?”

“Yeah,” Vaggi called back. “We cleared it with the staff. Miguel’s family is meeting with them tonight so the shelter can help them sort everything. You coming?”

Charlie looked at her leg.

Then at her friends.

Then at her dad.

“You should go,” Lucifer said softly. “They’ve got you.”

Her chest swelled. “You think I can… you know. Let them hold some of it?”

“I think,” Lucifer said, voice warm, “you already are.”

She took a breath. “Okay.” She grabbed her crutches and pushed herself up carefully. “Okay.”

Vaggi was there in an instant, steadying her. “Ready?”

Charlie smiled, eyes bright and confident in a way that felt new and fragile and strong all at once. “Yeah. Let’s go be kind.”

As they started toward the doors, Charlie turned and walked - well, clunked - back a step to Lucifer. She rose on her good toes, kissed his cheek.

“For the record,” she whispered, “I’m on your side and his side. That’s allowed.”

He rolled his eyes, but his heart felt stupidly full. “Go, before I revoke your club charter.”

She grinned and hobbled away to join her disaster squad, disappearing into the whirl of movement and laughter and purpose.

Lucifer watched them go with a complicated mix of pride, terror, and aching love.

Maybe he didn’t have to hold everything by himself.

Maybe he never really had.

The thought scared him.

It also… loosened something in his chest.

Much later, after the last streamer had been peeled off and the last plastic cup thrown away, Hellcrest High was finally quiet.

Lucifer locked the front doors - both of them miraculously still attached - and exhaled into the empty hallway.

His feet hurt. His brain buzzed. His heart was doing that annoying, floaty thing whenever he thought about a certain business teacher.

He flicked off the hallway lights one by one, plunging sections of the school into shadow.

“Burning the midnight oil, Principal?”

The voice slid out of the darkness, smooth as radio static between songs.

Lucifer didn’t jump.

That would have implied Alastor had actually startled him, which he absolutely had not.

He turned.

Alastor Radius leaned against the doorway of the main office, arms folded loosely, tie askew, sleeves still rolled. The tiredness in his eyes did nothing to dim the spark of amusement curling his mouth.

“Don’t you have a home to be at?” Lucifer asked dryly.

“Don’t you?” Alastor countered.

Touché.

Lucifer sniffed. “Just finishing up. I like to make sure no teenagers have decided to move into the ceiling tiles before I leave.”

“A noble goal,” Alastor said. “I took the liberty of checking under the stage. No goblins there, either.”

“Those are sophomores,” Lucifer said. “They just look like goblins.”

Alastor’s chuckle rippled down the hallway, warm and low. “Fair enough.”

They stood there for a heartbeat too long, just… looking at each other.

Lucifer cleared his throat. “The event went well,” he said stiffly. “For the record.”

Alastor’s eyes softened. “It did.”

“You did good work,” Lucifer added, the words tasting strange and dangerous. “With Miguel. With the parents. With… all of it.”

Alastor dipped his head in a half-bow. “Thank you, Principal. Coming from you, that’s almost like a medal of honor.”

“Don’t push it,” Lucifer muttered.

Alastor’s smile quirked. “Wouldn’t dream of it.”

Silence again. Not awkward, exactly. Not comfortable, either.

Charged.

Alastor shifted his weight. “Well,” he said lightly, “as we’re both here far past the hour any self-respecting adult should still be on campus…”

Lucifer arched a brow. “Yes?”

“I was about to say,” Alastor went on, eyes glinting, “there’s a little café two blocks down that caters to overworked educators and other tragic souls. Excellent coffee. Questionable décor. We could… discuss future workplace improvements?”

Lucifer blinked. “You’re asking me to critique your lesson plans over coffee.”

“Among other things,” Alastor said, the implication slipping between his words like static under a melody. “Consider it a… professional debrief.”

Lucifer’s first instinct was to say no.

Absolutely not.

Terrible idea.

His second instinct was to imagine sitting across from Alastor in a quiet café, talking about Miguel and CKI and maybe something that wasn’t a crisis.

His third instinct was to panic.

He settled somewhere in the middle.

“That sounds…” His voice came out hoarse. He cleared his throat. “Fine. Acceptable. As long as you understand this is entirely professional.”

“Of course,” Alastor said, eyes dancing. “I would never dream of making you… uncomfortable.”

Liar, Lucifer thought, warmth curling low in his stomach.

He locked the last door, tucking his keys into his pocket with more force than necessary. “Fine. One drink.”

“Marvelous.” Alastor pushed off the doorway, falling into step beside him as they headed toward the exit. “So tell me, Principal Morningstar - on a scale from ‘mildly annoyed’ to ‘contemplating arson,’ how did you truly feel about the term ‘speakeasy’ in the promotional campaign?”

Lucifer groaned. “If you say that word one more time, I will fire you.”

“You can certainly try,” Alastor lilted.

Their voices faded as they stepped out into the night together, the door closing behind them with a solid, final click.

Charlie

Charlie maneuvered her way into the kitchen the next day, hair mussed, crutches squeaking, ankle throbbing in time with her heartbeat.

“Morning,” she yawned.

Lucifer was already at the table.

He looked…

Destroyed.

Not in the catastrophic, “the school is burning down” way. More in the “I stayed up too late doing something stupid and fun and now I regret all my life choices” way.

His hair was doing interesting things. There were faint shadows under his eyes. He was wearing a shirt that absolutely hadn’t been ironed.

Charlie blinked. “Dad?”

He sipped his coffee like a man clinging to the last lifeline between him and oblivion. “Don’t,” he said hoarsely. “Ask.”

She opened her mouth anyway -

A soft throat-clearing sounded from the doorway behind her.

Charlie turned.

Alastor Radius was standing in the doorway to the kitchen.

No shoes.

Tie draped around his neck, not tied yet.

Sleeves rolled to his elbows.

His arms crossed over his chest, as he leaned against the doorframe.

He smiled pleasantly. “Good morning, Miss Morningstar.”

Charlie stared.

Lucifer made a noise like a dying kettle.

Alastor stepped into the kitchen with casual familiarity that absolutely did not belong to someone who had just arrived.

“I hope,” he said smoothly. “You slept well.”

Charlie’s grin spread slow, dangerous, gleeful.

She looked from Alastor

to Lucifer

to the tie hanging around Alastor’s neck

to the crooked buttons on Lucifer’s shirt

and her smile went radioactive.

“Oh I did, but tell me, Dad” she said sweetly, “did you sleep well?”

Lucifer inhaled his coffee wrong and coughed violently.

“I said - don’t ask.”

Alastor pushed his glasses up his nose again. “Your father and I had a very productive conversation about workplace policies.”

“Oh, I bet you did,” Charlie said, eyes sparkling with evil.

Lucifer choked again. “CHARLIE.”

She nodded solemnly. “Totally. Real… enlightening.”

Alastor’s mouth twitched like he was fighting a laugh.

“Your daughter,” he said lightly, “has an admirably perceptive mind.”

“Don’t encourage her,” Lucifer begged.

Charlie leaned on her crutches, enjoying every second.

“Well, I’ll leave you two to your… policy review.”

She backed out of the doorway. “Angel’s picking me up for the shelter shift.”

Lucifer sagged. “Have fun…”

She smirked. “Oh, I will.”

Then - hands on the doorframe, voice sing-song -

“Use protection!”

Lucifer exploded. “CHARLOTTE MORNINGSTAR -”

Alastor laughed, bright and radio-warm.

Charlie cackled all the way down the hall, ankle throbbing and heart absolutely delighted.

The school was chaos.

Her foot hurt.

Her dad was a disaster.

But he’d finally let someone else carry weight for him.

Just like she had.

And Charlie couldn’t wait to tell Vaggi everything.