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All I Want for Christmas

Summary:

Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot,
But the reclusive lone omega who lived just north of Who-ville did not.

Christmas season for the Whos was a joyful occasion.
Every Who alpha and Who omega gathered in the square to celebrate their ruts and heats with elation.

But for the Grinch, who lived all alone in his cave,
The season of Christmas was nothing but grave.

A heat spent alone hurt deep in the soul,
But every Who alpha refused to fill his aching hole.

Notes:

Written as a surprise gift for my omega wife, Puzzle 🥰💖

Content Warning: this is cursed crack! Cursed in so many ways! Read the tags carefully, folks!

If you think too hard about this, you’ll realise this is all incest, so just… just don’t. 🤣

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot,

But the reclusive lone omega who lived just north of Who-ville did not.

 

Christmas season for the Whos was a joyful occasion.

Every Who alpha and Who omega gathered in the square to celebrate their ruts and heats with elation.

 

But for the Grinch, who lived all alone in his cave,

The season of Christmas was nothing but grave.

 

A heat spent alone hurt deep in the soul,

But every Who alpha refused to fill his aching hole.

 

The grinch stood on his peak and looked down with a sneer.

The Whos down in Who-ville were so filled with cheer.

 

They danced and they whistled and they strung up their lights.

The Grinch could do nothing but weather the slight.

 

Already he could feel it, deep in his belly:

The longing for something long, thick, and heavy.

 

His fuzzy asshole puckered, aching with need.

More than anything, the Grinch was aching to breed.

 

Far below, down in Who-ville, the Whos gave a mighty big shout.

The special sleigh of Christmas was being brought out.

 

The sleigh was bright red, and draped with a golden cloth.

The Whos gathered around it, like a flock of holiday moths.

 

When the cloth fell away, it revealed quite the sight:

The true Christmas Alpha, encased in a column of ice.

 

The Whos danced around her, unclasping their belts,

And the icy sheet around Mariah Carey started to melt.

 

As the songs warmed the alpha right through her heart,

She opened her mouth and let her song start.

 

   “All I want for Christmas…”

   “All I want for Christmas…”

   “All I want for Christmas…”

 

Every Who twirled as they echoed her song,

Each one of them hoping to be her Christmas liaison.

 

She watched them all dance with a bright smile on her face,

And at last left her sleigh to join in the fray.

 

She laughed with the omegas as they thrust slick rears in the air,

Then declined their temptations with hardly a care.

 

   “All I want for Christmas…”

   “All I want for Christmas…”

   “All I want for Christmas…”

 

From far down in Who-ville, the alpha looked towards the Grinch’s lonely high peak.

The Grinch sucked in a breath, and he started to leak.

 

He shivered as slick poured down his green furry thighs.

It wouldn’t be long before the fearsome Grinch was reduced to desolate cries.

 

But then the alpha of Christmas started to float,

And the Grinch’s undersized heart leapt up to his throat.

 

   “All I want for Christmas…”

   “All I want for Christmas…”

   “All I want for Christmas…”

 

The Whos chased behind her with sharp fearful cries.

“Not to the Grinch! He’ll eat out your eyes!”

 

But the alpha flew higher, ignoring the Whos,

Until she stood at last before the Grinch, and sang: “All I want for Christmas is you!”

 

“Why are you up here?” asked the Grinch with a snarl.

“Instead of down there, where the Who orgy is about to turn carnal?”

 

The Christmas alpha fixed the Grinch with a knowing, sly wink,

Then reached between his legs to give his jingle bells a quick little twink.

 

The Grinch gasped aloud as his bells made a jingle,

And his little green knob shot up with a tingle.

 

At the mouth of his cave, where all of Who-ville could see,

The Grinch smiled an awed smile, and dropped to his knees.

 

Furry green fingers tugged at the alpha’s pretty red skirt.

It ripped right away, and her cock leapt up, pert.

 

Her prick was so massive that the Grinch had to ask:

“Will that beautiful thing really fit up my ass?”

 

The Christmas alpha giggled, and tapped him softly on the nose,

Then she bent down and kissed him, sweet as a rose.

 

Her cock bounced back to attention as she stood back up straight,

And her balls swung below it: a swollen pair of heavy weights.

 

The Grinch’s mouth watered nearly as much as his rear,

So he stuck out his tongue, and stole a taste of her spear.

 

She grew even harder as he slurped her down,

Till she pushed him away with a slight teasing frown.

 

   “I don’t want a lot for Christmas,

   There is just one thing I need.

   I just need your slick ass high,

   Ready for my knot to drive,

   Deeeep into you.

   All I want for Christmas is you.”

 

With a quick wriggle, the Grinch turned about.

He stuck his ass in the air, while his nose met the ground.

 

Peering over the edge of his cliff, the Grinch saw,

The whole host of Who-ville, toward his cave they all crawled.

 

The Grinch gave a fierce snarl from the depths of his belly,

But the Christmas alpha stroked her hand down his spine, turning it to jelly.

 

   “All these other Whos will merrily,

   Join us here for revelry.

   But my knot can only fill one ho-o-ole.

   Baby all you have to do is take my load.”

 

So the Grinch let out a huff, and held back his protest,

As the whole of Whoville invaded his nest.

 

They skipped, and they danced, and they sang their noels.

They jiggled their dingalings and jangled their bells.

 

The Whos split themselves off in twos or in threes,

Then they fell to the ground with the Who omegas on their knees.

 

Each Who omega took a cock up their bum.

Some had two alphas, and took one on their tongue.

 

The Grinch himself whined and wiggled his ass,

Eager for his own Christmas alpha to take him at last.

 

   “Oh, I just want you for my own,

   More than you could ever know.

   Make my knot balloo-oo-oon.

   All I want for Christmas is you.”

 

While the Whos all around them panted and moaned,

The Christmas alpha at last drove her cock home.

 

The Grinch’s eyes opened wide and he loosed a small scream.

He was truly enraptured by the size of the thing.

 

Yes, the Whos down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot.

The Grinch’s ass pounded senseless helped him grasp their line of thought.

 

Just when the Grinch thought things couldn’t be better,

He felt at his rim, his alpha’s knot swelling with her pleasure.

 

Stars danced in his eyes as she drove even deeper.

At the touch of her tip, his cervix gaped open to greet her.

 

His own pleasure mounted as she fucked straight through his womb.

It wouldn’t be long. They’d both fall apart soon.

 

“Alpha. My alpha, I’m ready for your seed!”

The alpha smiled and kissed his neck in response to his plea.

 

She rutted in deep, grinding her hips.

She kissed his neck harder, and parted her lips.

 

He pushed back against her, with breaths coming fast,

Then he gave a harsh cry as her knot popped in his ass.

 

It was perfect, so perfect. Both ecstasy and pain.

He clenched down around her, and told her the same.

 

She laughed and she told him her work wasn’t done.

In fact, this was only the start of their fun.

 

Without any warning, her teeth sank deep into his neck,

Then her cock spewed within him, turning him to a wreck.

 

The Grinch himself whined at the strange thump in his chest.

The Christmas alpha’s attentions had caused some unrest.

 

Indeed, if one were to peer deep inside,

They’d see the Grinch’s heart was now quite a large size.

 

The Grinch’s cute little prick spewed its own tiny spurt.

The alpha caught it in her hand, and sounded a purr.

 

While her cock kept on pumping cum into his womb,

She once again started to sing a short tune.

 

   “I gather his spend and I gather his slick,

   I put it all in a goblet for my old pal, Saint Nick.”

 

The Grinch’s thighs shivered as the cool glass scraped his thighs,

But he saw no need to fuss, once his alpha set it aside.

 

With his orgasm through and his head a bit clearer,

The Grinch at last looked around to see the state of his lair.

 

Every Who omega was stuffed full with a knot, some even with two.

Their alphas were all happy to purr and to coo.

 

The Grinch’s Christmas alpha gave his head one last kiss,

Then she eased them both down for a long night of bliss.

 

The Grinch set a hand on his belly as he closed his yellow eyes,

And he purred in delight to feel the stirring inside.

 

The night before Christmas passed with the Whos peacefully at rest,

Then they rose with the sun, eager to see what Santa might have left.

 

The Grinch watched them play with their toys and gorge away their hunger.

He noticed each Who omega looked just a tad plumper.

 

That was nothing compared to the way the Grinch felt.

Indeed, when he looked, he might have swallowed Who-ville Square’s central bell.

 

The Grinch pressed down on his belly, and let out a harsh groan.

The Christmas alpha’s seed continued to flow.

 

When the presents were through, the Whos gathered around the Grinch in a circle.

They joined hand in hand and began singing their hopes that this Christmas would prove fertile.

 

They sang and they hummed as the sun crossed the sky,

Not stopping till it set, and the Christmas alpha at last loosed her tie.

 

The Grinch sighed a mournful but tired sigh,

As her cock finally bid his ass goodbye.

 

His cervix clenched tight behind her, hoarding every last drop.

He was sore, and so full. He feared he might pop.

 

The Whos set him right up with the coziest nest,

Then let him know they were at his behest.

 

The Grinch pat their heads with a sad sort of smile,

And watched as Mariah Carey once again froze herself in icy exile.

 

Nine months from now, her Who pups would be born.

Will they be called Whos or Grinches? their omega wondered, forlorn.

 

But that was all a long time from tonight.

This night, the Grinch wanted to spend in delight.

 

He called for his Whos to bring him a feast.

They all ate up their fills, then they fell fast asleep.

Notes:

Some song lyrics adapted from Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas" and some lines adapted from Dr. Seuss's "How the Grinch Stole Christmas".

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