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Kris Guštin-Cvjetićanin
It got EVERYWHERE
I didn’t even know a human being could spray like that
Luckily, I brought some tissue so it’s not the situation it could have been
But yeah, he and I both had to change last minute 😬
Mark Maček-Pirc
Uh
Wrong chat?
I hope?
Kris Guštin-Cvjetićanin
What?
Oh, yeah, sorry - I was just explaining to Maks why we were running late
Mark Maček-Pirc
You tell your brother about things like that?
Kris Guštin-Cvjetićanin
Uh, yeah?
If nothing else it disgusts him which I get a kick out of
Mark Maček-Pirc
I can definitely see why he’d be disgusted by that
Jure Maček-Pirc
I kinda am too
Kris Guštin-Cvjetićanin
I didn’t think you had issues with body fluids, Jure
Jure Maček-Pirc
I don’t, usually - but I’ll make an exception in this case
Because whatever you two were doing sounds nasty
Kris Guštin-Cvjetićanin
Oh, it was
But we weren’t both doing it - just Bojan and just the once
The One The Only Kiki
Do we really need to know how many times?
Kris Guštin-Cvjetićanin
Well it’s not like he coated the entire room or something!
The One The Only Kiki
That… is a mental picture I’m going to have to live the rest of my life with. Thanks. 🤢
Maksii Pad
This is hilarious
For once, I’m the only one who sees what’s happening here
Thanks, everyone, for the fantastic entertainment this afternoon
Primož the Great
Okay, so taking a leap based on Maks’ comments - Kris, you weren’t talking about Bojan ejaculating on you both in the group chat?
Maksii Pad
Spoilsport
Kris Guštin-Cvjetićanin
WHAT?!
No!
He blew his NOSE, not his WAD!
Bojan Guštin-Cvjetićanin
What’d I miss?
Jan Jordan-Peteh
Nothing, apparently.
Nace Jordan-Peteh
You made a huge mess?
Bojan Guštin-Cvjetićanin
Ugh, yeah - this head cold has me miserable and I sneezed but wasn’t quick enough to grab a tissue so it went EVERYWHERE
Poor Kris was standing right in front of me at the time, too - I got snot all over both our clothes
Mark Maček-Pirc
Gross
Bojan Guštin-Cvjetićanin
It really was
Kris Guštin-Cvjetićanin
Did you really think I would have come in here talking about Bojan jacking off on me???
Bojan Guštin-Cvjetićanin
Woah woah woah wait, what???
Kris Guštin-Cvjetićanin
And tell you all I disgusted Maks telling him
Oh
Yeah
No
I can see why you thought I was talking about sex
Jan Jordan-Peteh
Yep
Bojan Guštin-Cvjetićanin
Don’t worry, bejbi - they’re just jealous of you and me and those body fluids 😏😏😏
Maksii Pad
Sounds like a real wet dream to me
The One The Only Kiki
Maks!
Primož the Greatbr /> Come on, man!
Jan Jordan-Peteh
Not cool, bro
Nace Jordan-Peteh
Did you just call him bro?
Jan Jordan-Peteh
Yeah, that felt weird - not doing that again
Bojan Guštin-Cvjetićanin
You kinda are, though
His bro, tho
Jan Jordan-Peteh
I guess I am
Huh
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Bojan Guštin-Cvjetićanin
So I shouldn’t tell them they accidentally guessed what we were doing an hour ago tho, huh? 😏
Jan Jordan-Peteh
BOJAN!
Mark Maček-Pirc
WRONH CHAT?
WRONG CHAF!
WRONG CHAT!
Jure Maček-Pirc
Look what you’ve done - you broke him. One perfectly good husband straight down the drain
Bojan Guštin-Cvjetićanin
😇