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byler. what the fuck is this shit?
“will and mike are gay for eachother?”, the divorced duffer screeched loud enough for the whole room to hear.
noah looks up from his phone and slowly turns towards finn who is sitting with sadie.
“you don’t know? I already told the stranger things fans that will has a crush on mike and we have hinted that it will be canon in the final.”
ross glares at noah for a while before replying.
“what the fuck ever. shut your gay ass up.”
everyone stares at the bitch ass duffer brother.
“that’s it.”
noah pulls a six inch switch blade out of his jacket.
“what are you doing? guys. guys?”
noah pushes ross and he hits the floor with a loud thud.
“yeouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
noah drags him by his hair out the door and into a curb.
ross’s teeth are now pressed against the concrete as noah slowly lifts his shoe onto his head.
noah kicks hard and the duffers face skin rips slowly beyond repair.
slowly, noah moves the duffer onto the grass and the scene is terrifying.
the duffers face is completely ruined.
his teeth reach his ears and the skin around it is in ugly flaps.
it must hurt.
just like it hurt when the bylers found out byler wasn’t canon.
he was still alive blinking rapidly and unable to talk.
“feel this mother fucker!”
noah grabs the blade from earlier and carves “byler” into ross’s skin.
the blood trickles out immediately.
its beautiful honestly.
noah licks the blood off and retraces the word 67 more times.
“matt is next.”