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niicegurlie orange star head
tembluududddd: @orange.soda @orange.soda @orange.soda
niice: hi bluudud! whats up?
tembluududddd: hopon rn im on sream
niice: ok let me join you!
niicegurlie fumbled with her computer, opening up the game bluudud was on-- Bee Swarm Simulator.
tembluududddd: @orange.soda
tembluududddd: r uon yt
tembluududddd: check out my epik bess
temblududdddd: @orange.soda
She hopped on Bee Swarm Simulator, watching as her avatar slowly loaded in the game. The lobby was fairly small, maybe 3 or so people in it. bluudud's bee wall was filled fully and he had countless bees chasing him.
[bluudud]: hi nice
[soda]: hi!
[soda]: r u still streaming
[bluudud]: yyeds say hi to my twoct haudience
She approached his avatar and entered /e wave, signaling a hello gesture.
[soda]: hello twitch :)
[bluudud]: comd hete
bluudud walked to his garden, displaying all of his bees to her. He clearly AFK farmed a lot, it seemed, because he had almost every in the game compared to niicegurlie who had no bees.
[bluudud]: yyeds ik u rimpressed hut stop gawking LOL
[bluudud]: ts is my favorite one
He moved to a strange looking bee with purple and yellow stripes, yapping in chat about why this is somehow relevant.
tembluududddd: ca w rmett up
niice: uhh
niice: wut
tembluududddd: can we.meest uo
niice: Oh
niice: i mean if its ok with your parents we can at #### park!
tembluududddd: ok bet gng ar yu dew af 300
niice: if im right about what you just said im free :)
niicegurlie blushed at her phone, kicking her feet on her bed. She would finally meet bluudud in person and talk to him-- that is, if his habit of being late didn't kick in like usual.
She sprung up from her bed, rushing to the closet to find a pr3ty dress to wear to their meetup. She scanned the rows of outfits, silently debating to herself what would be good enough for him. An array of dazzling dresses filled her view. Too sparkly and clean, not good for an outdoors trip at all. The dingy ones wouldn't work either, they were way too old to fit anyway.
What could work, then?
Maybe she could wear a simple shirt and shorts. Cute, and safe in case of bluudud's clumsiness. The perfect outfit. She pulled a Hello Kitty T-shirt and some jean shorts out of a drawer, promptly putting them on. bluudud would be arriving soon, so she had to rush outside fast.
She hopped on her bike, pedaling to the nearby park where they would meet up. bluudud hadn't arrived yet, it seemed, but she was too far to tell. Her feet pushed harder and faster in excitement, gliding her through the street to the park. niicegurlie crashed into a bush before stopping fully, rubbing her itchy face for relief. niice practically sprinted to a bench in the center, sitting down nervously.
"niice?" a voice called. She whipped her head around instantly, seeing bluudud behind her with a smile on his face.
"bluudud? Uh, hi!"
bluudud got up and waved her to the grass, observing something on the ground. She quickly followed him, looking around to see his point of interest.
"Look," he showed. "A spider. Scary, huh?" The creature crawled down a branch, obilvious to the two idiots watching it. niice wqasn't scared of it. In fact, she loved spiders, the one in particular bluudud saw had a smooth black shell on it and was fairly big. It looked kinda of... familiar. It probably didn't matter though. She reached her hand down for it to crawl into as bluudud watched in confusion. The spider slowly approached her hand, giving it a small pinch as it climbed. niicegurlie lifted her hand to her face, carefully observing its patterns.
"niice, hey, move!" bluudud tried shoving her, but was too weak to do so.
"What-" niicegurlie got absolutely slammed by some red skoateboarder, launching the spider straight onto her face. Screaming didn't help, as that caused it to enter her mouth. niice vigorously tries to remove it, but to no avail. Then she realized-- it was a black widow. No wonder it seemed so familiar. Unfortunately for her she had already swallowed it. bluudud watched on horrified, already dialing his mom's number. :"Um, ma... My friend swallowed a spider. What do we do?..." A lot of panicked shouting was heard on the other line. bluudud turned back to niice. "She said call the ambulance and that she's coming." She didn't respond verbally, stilll in shock, so she nodded lightly.
bluudud called up the ambulance next, explaining the situation again.
"That was... weird. They're on their way, by the way."
"That." niicegurlie spoke. "was the worst thing that's ever happened to me." She leaned up in her hospital bed and giggled lightly. at the absurdity of it all.
"At least you're safe, I guess," he blushed. They never did find the guy on the skateboard, though.