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*Shidou renamed No Homo to Gay Freaks*
Isagi: hello?? why did u change the name
Shidou: cus ur all gay 🤪
Shidou: cus we r all gay 😏
Shidou: GANGBANGGGGG 😍
Chigiri: ew no tf
Otoya: when did I ever disclose my sexuality as anything but a straight ruler??
Hiori: a super wobbly bendy ruler ✨
Otoya: syabu sadist ik ur not one to talk
Bachira: i cant even defend u no more twin
Isagi: the zesty shi he does w karasu speaks for itself 🥀
Karasu: whats this got to do with me 😐
Karasu: we're just bros ya know
Otoya: YH! what he said
Rin: not fooling anyone at all
Shidou: its amazing being gay
Shidou: i mean look how well I turned out 😝
Chigiri: u mean how terrible u r.
Shidou: cmon princesssss
Shidou: I can prove u wrong in bed 😫
Chigiri: fuh no bitch.
Isagi: he tried and failed 🤣
Isagi: why has no one even said anything abt changing the gc name
Kaiser: Thats because your gay for me Yoichi
Isagi: ew y tf is this sewage rat still in this chat
Kaiser: Just admit you love me
Rin: stfu
Reo: Wow. Jealous much?
Hiori: dont act like you don't tweak out when ur pets all over isagi
Bachira: HE SAID PET REO MAKE A COMEBACK QUICK
Reo: We all see you thirsting after Isagi when he's in pain.
Hiori: im literally not gay tho
Hiori: this is a lie and attempted gaslighting.
Shidou: it's so hot seeing two baddies fight 🔥
Isagi: i saw that yaoi manga ur reading rn 🤨
Hiori: this is such a huge breach of my privacy
Hiori: u fat cunt
Hiori: im not gay it's just got a rlly good plot ok.
Karasu: YAOI!?
Karasu: this might just make my day 🥹
Otoya: the closet is glass honey stop denying it 💀
Chigiri: u for one can not be talking ninja
Chigiri: atleast i don't hide the affair I'm having w isagi
Chigiri: srry u had to find out this way bachira ☺️
Bachira: a-a-a-affair?
Bachira: i-isagiboo, my sweet bear
Bachira: HAVE U BEEN CHEATING ON ME 😢
Isagi: WOAH WAOH
Isagi: nuh uh
Rin: what is this lukewarm.
Shidou: whaattttt
Shidou: y didnt u have an affair w me sexy 😣
Isagi: im NOT dating anyone
Isagi: idk where all these wild claims r coming from 😑
Kaiser: Yoichi, what about what we had?
Isagi: FUCK OFF YOU STUPID GERMAN CLOWN
Hiori: and slursagi strikes again 🤦
Ness: stupid yoichi
Ness: how dare u cheat on kaiser!
Kaiser: stfu ness
Chigiri: dick rider.
Isagi: chigi don't be meannn
Isagi: they still havent announced their relationship 😖
Bachira: we should announce ours pookie 😍😳😘😗😜
Isagi: come to my house bachiiii
Bachira: im on my wayyyyyy 😍
Chigri: im pulling up too
Otoya: and yet they have the audacity to call us gay bro
Karasu: ikr it's so unfair bro
Otoya: BUDDY
Karasu: BUDDY
Yukimiya: Stop now before I walk in on you guys making out again.
Shidou: THREESOMES R SO HIT INVITE ME TOO 🥺😝😘🤭😖😫
Sae: Demon.
Shidou: SAE MY LOVEEEEEEE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Sae: ...
Sae: No
Rin: stay away from my brother roach
Shidou: ASGHDDHSHJJ
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Isagi: and because his huge ass wouldn't pass
Isagi: we lost that 2v2
Isagi: i genuinely hate barou sometimes
Barou: quiet peasant
Barou: ur not worthy to receive a pass from a king
Barou: none of u lowlifes r
Rin: how lukewarm
Isagi: pack it in man
Nagi: isagiiiiiii
Isagi: hey nagi! <3
Reo: Nagi! Your awake.
Nagi: reooooo
Nagi: im hngy
Nagi: come feed me
Reo: Open the door my treasure.
Chigiri: DAMN THAT WAS SO QUICK WTF
Nagi: :x
Bachira: he's so fried 😀
Shidou: he's so whipped
Shidou: like i am for ml sae
Sae: Quiet.
Shidou: yes woof woof
Isagi: I cant 🤦
Charles: TWINNNN
Shidou: TWINNZIE
Aiku: not this again
Niko: who let gramps have his phone
Aiku: im only 19 let it go 💔
Kaiser: We're the same age and I look like a pre teen next to you.
Isagi: for once I'll have to agree w the rat
Isagi: hows spoiling ur dog going reo 💀
Bachira: low blow yocchan 😋
Reo: I'm gonna bya.
Isagi: what forgot abt how i had u on the ground the last time u tried?
Isagi: come at me again bitch
Chigiri: WHATTTTT
Chigiri: DID I MISS SMTH
Karasu: that day was legendary
Karasu: isagi is small but he's mighty
Otoya: he had reo beat so bad it was hilarious
Shidou: I REMEMBER THAT IT WAS SO HOT
Charles: i swear i didn't even hear reo give sass to isagi for a weekk.
Reo: Idk what u guys r talking abt.
Nagi: is t tru reo?
Reo: It's not.
Nagi: :x
Rin: ur all simpletons.
Chigiri: REO NO WAY I CANT BREATHETEGGEHDHDHH 💀
Reo: Chigiri u slut.
Reo: Don't act like idk abt how unloyal you are too isagi.
Reo: Yeah I heard you moaning while getting dicked down by kunigami.
Kunigami: stop blowing up my phone.
Kunigami: and don't involve me in this.
Isagi: CHIGIRI?!?!?
Bachira: THE IRONY?
Bachira: HOW DARE U BE UNLOYAL TO MY BOO
Chigiri: 😓
Chigiri: I rlly like muscles ok 🤤
Chigiri: plus I love twinks too
Isagi: EXCUSE ME
Isagi: TWINK I'M NOT A TWINK HO
Shidou: NAHHHHH 💀
Otoya: ur one to talk princess
Otoya: ain't u a twink too?
Karasu: RAHHAAHHAHAHAAH
Karasu: dude ur so cooked now
Chigiri: U STUPID FUC-
Chigiri: ykw since we're outing everyones secrets rn
Chigiri: dont let me snitch to ur bf how you've been drooling abt a certain someone.
Otoya: u wouldnt.
Otoya: we made a pact.
Otoya: and lavinho has the damn agreement too.
Chigiri: idgaf bitch <3
Karasu: bf? you've been drooling over someone??
Karasu: otoya is there smth ur not telling me 🥀
Rin: he's so dense it kills me inside
Isagi: yk it's bad when rin has smth to say abt it
Shidou: can u see why it's named gay freaks now 😏
Charles: twin sybau watch the drama 🍿
Niko: ur not meant to be cheering them on charles
Otoya: karasu it's not like that
Otoya: ... I
Bachira: OMD IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING U GAT THIS TWIN
Karasu: no dw abt it dude
Karasu: I happy for u best buddy 😀
Nagi: thts got to burn
Reo: Nagi now isn't the time treasure.
Otoya: .. right
Isagi: awkwardddd
Sae: They're even worse than the two oddballs.
Shidou: sae unblock me ❤️🥺👹😉✨
Reo: Who is he talking abt?
Chigiri: HE'S TALKING BOUT U BITCH
Reo: Oh!
Nagi: :x
Nagi im nt odd
Barou: Odd is an understatement for a sloth like you.
Isagi: do u only pop up just to flame me or nagi man 😭
Barou: U aren't worth the time of a king like me servant.
Rin: ur all stupid.
Sae: Be nice Rin. Aren't they your friends?
Rin: wtv
Rin: and no.