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3:14 PM
Mizi created an Unnamed Group Chat
Mizi added Sua, Till, and 3 others
Mizi added Sua as an admin
Mizi: Uh
Mizi: Introduce yourselves
Luka: No.
Ivan: no
Mizi: Wow
Mizi: Ok fine I’ll do it
Mizi: @Till @Sua @Hyuna
Sua is online
Hyuna is online
Mizi: We’re the entire exco for Student Council!!1!1
Hyuna: ??
Hyuna: weren’t there more than 6 people??
Sua: no
Hyuna: ???
Hyuna: @Luka back me up on this
Sua kicked Luka from Unnamed Group Chat
Mizi added Luka
Hyuna: ???
Ivan: acorn and durian are irrelevant is what Mizi means
Till left Unnamed Group Chat
Mizi added Till
Till: mizi get me away from this man.
Ivan: ☺️
Till left Unnamed Group Chat
Mizi added Till
Till: mizi please
Till: get me away from this man
Mizi: Miss Shine told us to make the group chat
Hyuna: and acorn and durian aren’t here???
Mizi: Miss Shine doesn’t need them
Luka: Mizi you asshole.
Luka: That’s not what she said.
Till left Unnamed Group Chat
Mizi added Till
Mizi: Fuck you?? You weren’t even there??
Luka: Girl..
Mizi: Ivan I swear I’m not insane he wasn’t there right
Sua: @Ivan think of your next words carefully
Luka: Ivan, don't listen to them.
Mizi: Honesty is a virtue Ivan
Ivan: luka bestie..
Ivan: would you shield me from the evil and terrifying sua
Luka: @Hyuna Back me up on this.
Hyuna: luka eavesdropped
Luka: HYUNA?!
Hyuna: whar
Mizi: LUKA WHAT THE FUCK??
Mizi: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Mizi: HOW ARE YOU STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT
Luka: I DIDN’T EAVESDROP I SWEAR
Mizi: HYUNA SAID YOU DID?!?
Luka: WOULD YOU RATHER BELIEVE HYUNA OR ME?
Till: i mean you lied about not skipping school that one time..
Luka: TILL SYBAU YOU WEREN’T EVEN IN SCHOOL
Till: i saw the picture hyuna posted
Ivan: luka don’t talk to my husband like that
Ivan: till*
Luka: BESTIE?!?
Luka: YOU’D RATHER CHOOSE YOUR CRUSH OVER ME?!
Ivan: uh
Ivan: yeah
Luka: REGARDLESS
Luka: MISS SHINE DIDN’T SAY THAT
Mizi: Tomato tomato
Mizi: She said I didn’t have to add them
Sua: what about luka
Mizi: ??
Sua: you don’t need to add him either
Luka:???
Luka: I’M STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT??
Sua: nobody gaf
Sua: you only got your role cause you’re a nepo baby
Luka: IVAN’S DAD RUNS THE SCHOOL
Ivan: I WASN’T A PART OF THE CONVO?
Luka: POINT IS I’M NOT THE ONLY NEPO BABY
Till: didn’t your dad pay people to vote you
Luka: NO?
Luka: WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT
Till: sua
Luka: FALL IN A DITCH SUA
Sua: i didn’t start the rumour
Ivan: bestie..
Ivan: you have beef now??
Luka: .
Luka: I’m going somewhere I’m appreciated.
Luka: @Mizi die in a fire
Luka is offline
Sua: BITCH
Mizi: WHY ME PERSONALLY?!
Ivan: anyways..
Till is offline
Ivan: 🙁
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6:29 PM
Luka: @Mizi, give me admin.
Mizi is online
Sua is online
Mizi: No
Luka: I’M LITERALLY STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT?
Sua: don’t talk to her like that.
Mizi: Yeah what Sua said
Luka: FUCK YOU?!
Luka: I JUST WANT TO ADD HYUNWOO?
Mizi: Oh.
Mizi added Luka as an admin
Luka: Finally omfg.
Luka added Hyunwoo
Hyuna is online
Hyunwoo is online
Hyunwoo: hyuna..
Hyunwoo: my dear sister..
Hyunwoo: how could you forget me..
Hyuna: since when were you student council hello???
Hyunwoo: I’M LITERALLY VICE-PRESIDENT WITH YOU
Ivan is online
Ivan: @Luka are you sure your gf doesn’t have dementia
Hyunwoo: LUKA AND HYUNA ARE TOGETHER NOW????
Sua: excuse me
Sua: since when did they start dating
Mizi: Hyuna bestie I feel so betrayed
Mizi: You didn’t tell us??
Luka: Girl don’t lie. I told you about it last meeting.
Mizi: As always I ignored you obvi
Luka: KYS?? WHAT DID I DO TO YOU
Till is online
Till: im curious now
Till: what happened with mizi and luka
Ivan is online
Ivan: till!1!1!1 you’re alive!!!
Till: kys
Luka: Mizi’s just mad cause I got Student Council President and she’s stuck with Secretary.
Luka: Also she jumped me.
Till: MIZI??
Till: MIZI YOU JUMPED HIM??
Mizi: YOU BITCH?!
Mizi: THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENED?!?
Luka: It’s how I remember it.
Sua: thats cause your old ass has dementia
Mizi: !!!
Mizi renamed the group to Luka’s invisible wrinkles
Luka: BITCH
Luka renamed the group to Till’s fading hairline
Till: I’M NOT EVEN A PART OF THIS??
Mizi renamed the group to Luka’s invisible wrinkles
Mizi removed Luka as an admin
Luka: MIZI WHAT DID I DO TO YOU
Hyuna: [Replying to: Till: what happened with mizi and luka] you remember that one time luka and mizi sang together on stage
Till: the talent show last year?
Till: didn’t luka win that
Hyunwoo: yeah..
Till: why would they have beef?
Hyuna: ?
Hyunwoo: did you not see luka get jumped
Till: THEY FOUGHT??
Luka: DID YOU NOT SEE THE TEACHERS DRAG US OFF?
Till: not really no
Till: how did he get jumped though
Hyunwoo: he lowkey highkey insulted sua or something
Sua: he actually made mizi fight him on purpose
Luka: I didn’t. Mizi was just under stress.
Mizi: I wasn’t
Mizi: You did the same thing to Till
Luka: Till dgaf anymore. He didn’t even take the bait
Luka: You’re just mad you got suspended and I got money.
Mizi: WHY ARE YOU ADMITTING TO IT??
Till: YOU GOT JUMPED FOR MONEY?!
Luka: MF YOU MADE OUT WITH IVAN FOR MONEY
Luka: WE AREN’T EVEN THAT DIFFERENT
Till: I DIDN’T EVEN GET THE MONEY
Luka: Yeah, cause your gayass couldn’t handle seeing Ivan again.
Till: ONE MORE WORD AND I’M JUMPING YOU NEXT
Till: I’M NOT GAY
Ivan: you're not?
Luka: You’re not?
Hyuna: i thought you were dating ivan
Till: WHAT
Till: I’M A STRAIGHT MAN
Hyunwoo: and i’m student council president
Till: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I’M GAY
Mizi: Then why’d you makeout with Ivan?
Mizi: Am I missing something
Till: HE INITIATED??
Till: WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO
Sua: you didn’t push him off or anything?
Till: .
Till: i forgot?
Till: i don’t know i’ve never been kissed before
Sua: omfg
Sua is offline
Mizi: Sua :(((
Mizi is offline
Ivan: till!!
Ivan: wanna hang out??
Till is offline
Ivan: 🙁
Hyunwoo: pat pat youll get him another time buddy
Luka: @Mizi Give me admin again.
Luka: .
Luka: Fine.
Luka: I’m sorry bbg OwO
Mizi is online
Mizi: Disgusting don’t do that again
Luka: Give me admin and I’ll stop OwO
Mizi added Luka as an admin
Luka: Thank.
Mizi is offline