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“Hey nerdly. Yo.”
The gang was sitting in Kris’s room, eating slop food and watching hit show frieren on asriels old iPad.
“Susan. Silence yourself, my dear Kris is showing us something.” Susie ignored him, punching him in the shoulder.
He let out a shrill yelp, toppling over onto his side.
Susie laughed at him, running a hand through her hair.
“Susie! Quit bullying Berdly!” Noelle scolded her crush.(girlfriend? Queer platonic partner? Situationship?)
Susie wiped a very real tear from her eye. “Gah, sorry Elly, but he’s just so..” another laugh bubbled up out of her, causing Kris to slam the iPad closed. They spun to face Susie, frowning at her.
Berdly, still lying on his side with comical tears streaming down his face, let out a pitiful sniffle.
Susie looked over at him, and a sly grin began to spread across her face, light glinting off her teeth.
“Bird-Nerd..you kinda look like the SonJet love child..” a full belly laugh erupted from her, and Noelle couldn’t help but snicker too.
“fahahaha! Susie!” Noelle gripped the others shoulder, giggling like a drunk man.
Berdly shot up, embarrassment clear on his face. “How dare you!” Kris was also equally displeased.
They bit Susie on the arm; hard. The taller coughed violently, attempting to push away the rapid creature.
Noelle began to try and pull Kris off her pookalicious, but to no avail.
“Haha! Yes, get her Kris!” Berdly had quickly surpassed any embarrassment he felt from Susie’s comment, quickly turning to support Kris in their endeavors.
Susie’s hand pushed against Kris’s forehead, “Kris, stop it!”
“Don’t insult my player two then!” They shouted.
“That’s cringe!”
“You’re cringe!”
Noelle gasped, hand covering her mouth in anticipation.
“Gah, fine! I’m sorry dude!” Kris’s reaction was immediate, jumping off of Susie like a cat in a pool of cucumber.
Berdly nodded proudly at his partner, grinning like the love struck fool he was.
Kris’s hand engulfed his wing-palm(?) pulling him up with them.
“Let’s go Berdly.” Berdly stuttered along after them.
“Buh-! What’re we supposed to do then?!” Susie yelled after them.
“I don’t know, make out or something!”
“That’s gay Kris!”
“So are you!” Their voice got farther away, evidently leaving the Dremurr house.
Noelle fidgeted with her skirt.”…did they say make out?”
Susie flushed bright pink.