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Overblot Therapy
Princess of Roses
> If Ace keep his bullshit up I might actually behead him.
Kingly Man
> welp
> queenie, calm down before you cause issues
> headmage will make me try and fix it
Princess of Roses
> I have a date with Floyd tonight, Leona. If he keeps this up I will either be late or, seven forbid, have to cancel.
Kingly Man
> i dont think hed mind
Princess of Roses
> He would.
> He'd act nonchalant, but he'd care.
> It's sweet how he does that, really, to make me feel better like that.
Ragged Sorcerer
> You guy's relationship disgusts me.
Princess of Roses
> Not all of us pine after our boss.
> Or our local princess.
Ragged Sorcerer
> YOU WERE MARRIED, RIDDLE?????
> YOU CANNOT BE SPEAKING.
Princess of Roses
> And I moved on, you're point does not stand.
> New life, new circumstances, I'm not waiting around to marry the same little loser I did last time.
> I didn't love him, but he was endearing. Perhaps he'd make a fun friend this time rather than a husband.
Kingly Man
> meh
> if i get with someone i get with them
> i couldnt give two fucks
Ragged Sorcerer
> YOU WERE DOOMED TO BE FOREVER ALONE TOO STOP ACTING LIKE THIS IS CONSEQUENCES
Kingly Man
> ?
> dude, i got married
> i had kids
Ragged Sorcerer
> WHAT?????
Princess of Roses
> Wow, you were oblivious back then.
> And I thought Mal was unobservant, seven...
Ragged Sorcerer
> I hate both of you.
Kingly Man
> you love us
> you kind of have to, youre stuck with us here
Ragged Sorcerer
> Ugh, I am aren't I?
> Damnit.
Princess of Roses
> Imagine being a double reincarnation. And of two worst enemies at that.
Ragged Sorcerer
> SHUT UP.
> SHUT.
> SHUT IT.
> I was going to make fun of the fact that you died via your people revolting against you, but realized I cannot speak.
Princess of Roses
> And I hope you suffer for it.
Ragged Sorcerer
> Has anybody ever told you that you're an asshole, Riddle?
Princess of Roses
> My overblot was triggered because a lot of people called me an asshole, Jamil.
Ragged Sorcerer
> oh
Kingly Man
> lmaoo
Princess of Roses
> Now that I think about it, Leona, you're the only one of us that overblotted on someone else's blot.
> You had the deal with Azul then, right? So Ruggie could do what he did without consequence since his Unique Magic had just been created and it'd have been taxing without such a thing.
Kingly Man
> may have been ruggies blot, but it was definitely my emotions
> surprising how too much "nothing" is actually something in the end
Ragged Sorcerer
> You ever wonder if anyone else in the school has overblot?
> Or will?
> We've got a four count, so likeeeeee.....
Princess of Roses
> No.
> I do not think about that. I do not want to think about that.
Kingly Man
> if anyone else will or has overblot im going to feed their shoes to ruggie
> he will eat them, its a little weird but hes my favorite weirdo in the dorm so its cool
Princess of Roses
> I NEED ACE TO SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
> MY DATE WITH FLOYD IS IN TWO HOURS AND I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE AN EVERYTHING SHOWER BEFORE THEN.
Ragged Sorcerer
> Ohhh, rippp
Kingly Man
> how much do you want to bet that hell have to cancel bc he collars the freshie and then gets in trouble for an unlawful punishment?
Ragged Sorcerer
> Likely, I think.
Kingly Man
> cool
I AM CONTENT AS A MAN STOP ASKING ME IF I MISS BEING A WOMAN I VEHEMENTLY PREFER BEING A MAN
> Floyd has to cancel your date tonight Riddle, he broke a third year's arm and is having to take behavioral lessons with Crewel tonight instead.
Princess of Roses
> Tell him our date will be sharing that meeting because I'm going to collar Ace in my frustration.
I AM CONTENT AS A MAN STOP ASKING ME IF I MISS BEING A WOMAN I VEHEMENTLY PREFER BEING A MAN
> He said see you soon, Riddle.
Princess of Roses
> Thank, Azul!
Kingly Man
> ah, young love
Ragged Sorcerer
> Sometimes I wonder how Riddle and Floyd could be compatible, and then Riddle says shit like that and it all makes sense.