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Ilya Rozanov ✅️ @ilyaroz81
Hi I am new to Twitter
Wyatt Hayes ✅️ @nhlgoaliehayes
@ilyaroz81 about time! Welcome to society
Harris @ottawadover
@ilyaroz81 Please don't make me regret helping you set this up
Ilya Rozanov ✅️ @ilyaroz81
@ottawadover I am innocent Russian man
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Hayden Pike ✅️ @pike10hockey
Kids at the zoo today! [2 pictures attached]
Ilya Rozanov ✅️ @ilyaroz81
@pike10hockey how did you make good kids???
Hayden Pike ✅️ @pike10hockey
@ilyaroz81 why are you the worst?
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Hollander Slut @fukmehollander
Shane Hollander's thighs. Thats it.
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Mrs. Rozanov @ilyamarrymepls
Ilya made another hat trick?! Look at my man crush Hollander!
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Ottawa Centaurs ✅️ @nhlottawa
Our Captains, Our Captains! Ilya Rozanov with a hatty and Zane Bood with two goals tonight! #ourcaptains
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Jackie Pike @jacksandhayd10
WAG dinner this week and going on no sleep 😅 I'm stuck on the four kid sleep schedule while husband is on roadie
Ilya Rozanov ✅️ @ilyaroz81
@jackandhayd10 text me
Hockey Corn @cornnottheotherthing
Look at Ilya Rozanov!!!! 🥵🥵 That wink made me pregnant
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Ilya Rozanov ✅️ @ilyaroz81
I am hot. We all know this. Have more pictures 😉 [four pictures attached]
Mrs. Rozanov @ilyamarrymepls
@ilyaroz81 oh my god please marry me!!!
Wyatt Hayes ✅️ @nhlgoaliehayes
@ilyaroz81 why are you like this?
Harris @ottawadover
@ilyaroz81 My office!
Ilya Rozanov ✅️ @ilyaroz81
I am now in trouble. It is Shane Hollander's fault.
Hayden Pike ✅️ @pike10hockey
@ilyaroz81 Literally its not?
Ilya Rozanov ✅️ @ilyaroz81
@pike10hockey somehow yes
Harris @ottawadover
@ilyaroz81 I said no media Roz!!
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Shaney @hollanderismylover
My god did you see Shane's last game? 🥵 I could watch him stretch on the ice all day
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Mrs. Rozanov @ilyamarrymepls
Okay I am forever an Ilya girly, but Shane Hollander? I'd smash
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Ilya Rozanov ✅️ @ilyaroz81
Shane Hollander is boring and does not have Twitter. We are not the same
Hayden Pike ✅️ @pike10hockey
@ilyaroz81 he said "fuck off"
Ilya Rozanov ✅️ @ilyaroz81
@pike10hockey tell him to get better at hockey first
Hayden Pike ✅️ @pike10hockey
@ilyaroz81 fucking christ
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Jane
Jane: Stop goading Hayden on Twitter.
Jane: Wait since when are you on Twitter??
Lily: I am popular
Lily: media team said i was requested
Jane: Fucking media team is feeding your ego.
Hayden
Hayden: next game I'm giving you a black eye
Ilya: if you can catch me 😘
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Hollander Slut @fukmehollander
Hollander's throat, Hollander's biceps, Hollander's abs. Fuck me up
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Hollander Slut @fukmehollander
Hmm Shane Hollander is sexy
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Hollander Slut @fukmehollander
Shane Hollander nudes? I will pay 👀
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Hollander Slut @fukmehollander
How many times did I masterbate to Shane Hollander this week? Yes.
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Wyatt Hayes
Hayes: Hey? You know your Twitter likes are public right?
Ilya: ????
Ilya: fuck
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Mrs. Rozanov @ilyamarrymepls
Okay did Ilya delete his account?
Ilya #1 fan @8181Ilya
Did anyone else see Ilya liking Hollander thirst traps???? Excuse me sir???