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willtolive Yesterday at 11:49 PM

lee

lee, are you awake?

firehazardYesterday at 11:53 PM

heybabe

just cloesd for the night

how come ur stilll up

willtolive Yesterday at 11:54 PM

i've got finals tomorrow

i don't want to keep you up

firehazardYesterday at 11:59 PM

then why messabe me lol

nm nm id be up anyways

look im not the doctor but i think u need some rest

its past ur bedtime nerd

willtolive Today at 00:01 AM

i need to get this right

all my offers are grade conditional

firehazardToday at 00:02 Am

oh ur stresseds

willtolive Today at 00:02 AM

no shit, sherlock

firehazardToday at 00:02 AM

ok ok chill ouyt

deep breaths will

u cant pass ur exxams if you dont sleep

trust the guy who dropped out. i know so much

oldere and wizer than you in many ways

willtolive Today at 00:04 AM

we're the same age you idiot

firehazardToday at 00:04 AM

yea thats good

think about something eles

im greaaat at distracting peopl

uh

look at my cock

willtolive Today at 00:05 AM

...

firehazardToday at 00:06 AM

ok mayb not

whats a good distracton

hold on lemme get inside ur head asec

hmmmm.mm.......

uhhh duuuhh im willl

i like hoseplants and bio and my super hot boyfirend who i address by his full title supersized mcshizzle badboy supreme leo valdez

hes so hot and gorgeouys i should give him sll my money like right now and kiss him like million times because i adorreeeee him sososooooooo much

willtolive Today at 00:09 AM

how am i supposed to kiss you when you live in oregon 😭

firehazardToday at 00:09 AM

stretch ur lips its not that hard

unlike me ahaahgaahaaa

willtolive Today at 00:09 AM

what are you, an eighth grader?

firehazardToday at 00:09 AM

suhut uuupppppppp

willtolive Today at 00:10 AM

make me x

firehazardToday at 00:10 AM

aawwwwwwww

ur so cute im gonns be sick

OH

OH OH OH

I JUST HAD A GENIUS IIDEA

willtolive Today at 00:12 AM

please tell me it's not about your vomit...

firehazardToday at 00:12 AM

its not??

will u have so little faith in me

haters gonna hate i fucing guess

willtolive Today at 00:13 AM

yeah, i wonder why

/sarc

firehazardToday at 00:13 AM

u should come over this summer

to hbf

u shoudl stay with meeeee

willtolive Today at 00:15 AM

lee there's nothing i want more

but mama wants me to get a summer job

firehazardToday at 00:15 AM

im a summer job??

willtolive Today at 00:15 AM

not sure a tourist trap in the middle of dumbfuck nowhere is what she had in mind

firehazardToday at 00:16 AM

y not

it pays the bills

it trains u up for the big bad owrld of public services

AND it gets you into the country

nomore of that city boy lifestyle

willtolive Today at 00:22 AM

i mean

idk

when you put it like that it does sound pretty good

firehazardToday at 00:24 AM

jst imagine

teh two of us

ill take u around my homwtown

we can con all the summe rtourists together

u can finally meet nico!!! ah ur so similar i cant wait

willtolive Today at 00:25 AM

your creepy goth business partner?

firehazardToday at 00:25 AM

thatss the one!!!!!

trust me youll love eachither

ur both absolure freaks

just dont be put off when hes grumpy asf lol

willtoliveToday at 00:25 AM

he sounds utterly charming

firehazardToday at 00:25 AM

just trust memee

when has my taste in men ever let u dowon

willtoliveToday at 00:27 AM

you think homer simpson is hot

firehazardToday at 00:29 AM

NOT MY FAULYT I HAVE DADDY ISSUEs

think on it sunshine

dreasm sweet derasm of picinics the haunyted woods

willtoliveToday at 00:29 AM

thannk you, leo

its good to not think about my exams for a minute

firehazardToday at 00:32 AM

my pleasure bb

got o slleepeppppp

ill talk to nico in the mornign x

willtolive Today at 00:33 AM

ill talk to mama x

sweet dreams xxx