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It was a rare time as the main cabin was peacefully quiet. Well until Noob and Veeronica came in with lipstick.
“Ch3ck 0ut wh4t we f0und!” Veeronica said as she held up three shades of lipstick
“Where did thee find these?” Dusekkar asked
“T-they w-were o-on the f-foot” Noob answered as Taph picked one up
“💡!” Taph signed
“Y3a t4ph?” Veeroncia looked at Taph
“😴💄” Taph suggested
“Prank thee who are resting?” Dusekkar looked at Taph with amusement
“I-I’m not s-sure I-if w-we s-should” Noob muttered
“By the spawn a small prank wouldn’t hurt our fellow survivors” Two time said appearing from the shadows
“4h!- g33z tw0tim3 at l3ast w4rn us 4nd I d0 agr33 1t wouldn’t hurt” Veeronica added
As they all agree eventually convincing noob to join in. They all decided that Guest would get the blue shade, Elliot would get the purple shade, and Builderman would get the gray shade. They then split into pairs aside from two time to decided to do Guests alone. As they all made sure they had the right shades they spit up.
“0k n00b you r3ady?” Veeronica whispered making sure Elliot was asleep
“I-I g-guess” Noob responded as they started applying the purple lipstick.
“Y0u don3?” Veeronica asked as Elliot started to walk up
“Y-yea q-quick l-let’s go” Noob stood up before carefully sneaking out
“H0p3 the 0th3rs d0nt g3t c4ught” Veeronica said as they sat down on the couch
—-With Dusekkar and Taph—-
“👁️👍🏻” Taph offered as Dusekkar quietly floated over to Builderman
As Dusekkar started to apply the lipstick. He couldn’t help but snicker a bit as he finished up. “💄✅?” Taph checked as Dusekkar sneaked out before nodding.
“Hope two time won’t get caught” Dusekkar hoped
—-With two time—-
As two time entered to cabin, They spotted the sleeping soldier. Of course they would need to be extra careful since he was a very light sleeper. “Spawn let me complete this without being seen” Two time muttered as they sneaked over before starting to apply the lipstick. Two time worked carefully as they applied the blue lipstick. As two time finished and left the cabin quietly making sure the soldier was this asleep.
—-In the main cabin—-
“2️⃣⏳❓👀?” Taph asked as two time returned
“No the spawn blessed me with the stealth needed” Two time answered
“D-do we j-just w-wait n-now?” Noob checked the time seeing how late it is
“W3’ll s33 in th3 m0rning!” Veeronica said before heading off to sleep.
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—-In the morning—-
As they all gathered in the main cabin, Noob, Veeronica, two time, Dusekkar, and Taph all talked in low hushed voices. “Morning guys” Elliot said as he entered the kitchen unaware of the purple on his lips. As guest and Builderman entered and took a seat both also unaware of the color on their lips stilling trying to wake up. “What yer guys snickering about?” Builderman asked seeing them quietly laughing. “N-nothing I-important” Noob chuckled.
“Good morning guys!” A familiar voice filled the room as chance entered. The laughter died down as they saw what was on chances face. Blue lipstick kiss marks all over his face. “Um chance you umm have something on your face” Builderman pointed out. “What do you mea-“ “WHAT THE HELL” Chance was cut off as Shedletsky rushed in grey lipstick kiss marks all over him. “WHO IN THE HECK DID THIS?!” Shedletsky asked as his face was covered with grey kiss marks. The other just stared as it clicked as they all looked at each other. “Wait Builderman do you have… lipstick on?” Guest pointed out as Builderman wiped his lips realizing he had grey lipstick on. Builderman immediately covered his face to hide the blushing as the other just stared in realizing what that meant. “Wait minute do I..?” Guest wiped his lips as blue smeared on his arm. “Oh telamon” Chance mumble as blush started to speak over his face. “This is not what I expected” Dusekkar wispered to the others as they all nodded.
“Everything ok?- oh” Elliot peeked his head out seeing the chaos as he realized what he just witnessed. “Um s0 d1dn’t kn0w you guys w3r3 a th1ng” Veeronica said awkwardly as Elliot hit his face. As he pulled his hand away and saw the purple. Blush immediately covered Elliot’s face as he started muttering cusses. “Is everything ok I heard screaming?” 007n7 asked as he came into the room. As he entered and everyone looked at him they all just stared at him. “Umm is everything ok?” 007n7 asked looking away. 007n7 was covered with purple kiss marks even below his neck. “007n7 her face” Elliot mumble as he cover his now red face as 007n7 used his C00lGUI to see the marks.
“❗️” Taph waved their hands
“🎰♥️🪖” Taph pointed to guest and chance
Taph then pointed to Builderman and Shedletsky “🍗❤️🔨”
Taph turned to look at the now also blushing 007n7 and Elliot “🍕❤️🍔❓” Taph looked at them trying to understand
“W4IT Y0U P3OPL3 W3R3 A TH1NG AND D1DNT T3LL US?” Veeronica asked
“Well umm didn’t feel th time was right”
“Just wanted to take things slow at the moment”
“Wait who put the lipstick on you guys?” Chance asked before looking at the 5 in the corner looking at each other. “In our defense we didn’t know you guys would ummm show your love to each other” Dusekkar started. “No no what I need to know is how did you two even?” Shedletsky looked at Elliot and 007n7. “It’s a long story” Elliot responded before pulling 007n7 into the kitchen. As the chaos died down and after the embarrassment fade away.
“W-well guess w-we n-now k-know w-hy they g-gave e-each o-other t-those looks” Noob said as they all sat in the lounge upstairs. “Sure” Dusekkar replied still shocked as he slipped on his tea. “S000 any0n3 wanna put l1pstick 0n the 0thers?” Veeronica asked pulling them out again.
“Yes”
“By the spawn of course!”
“S-sure!”
“✅”
Sadly for the couples they did not learn the first time.
THE END