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Wyatt: anyone wanna grab brunch sunday? i miss you guys!
Luca: i’m in!
Ilya: us too 👬
Bood: there’s that new place near me that’s supposed to be good for brunch
Bood: Darcy's I think? on the corner of Jackson?
Wyatt: oh yeah they have bottomless brunch!!
LaPointe: sign me up
Nick: yeah i could use like 8 mimosas after this week
Wyatt: you good, man?
Nick: Yeah the kids' camp just ended so it's just been hectic
Bood: I can make a resy, who’s in?
Troy: sign me up !!! and harris ofc
Young: i’m visiting my parents this weekend :(
Luca: me!!
Dykstra: me too
LaPointe: yeah sounds god
Bergy: i have my sisters’ baby shower....young and i can have our OWN bottomless brunch a diff day
Ilya: we are out sorry
Wyatt: ?????
Luca: what why Rozy?
Bood: is Darcy's bad? we can go somewhere else
Ilya: no but you said bottomless brunch
Ilya: i will not go to brunch without my shane
Nick: ....he doesn’t have to partake if he doesn’t want to???
Dykstra: you seriously can't come anywhere on your own?
Shane: Ilya...….
Troy: oh my god HAHAHHA
Wyatt: LOL
Bood: why are we laughing?
Bood: OH.
Bood: nice one, cap
Bergy: wait i still don’t get it
Dykstra: same....
Wyatt: bottomless brunch.
Wyatt: bottom. less.
Bergy: ????
Wyatt: NO BOTTOMS
Bergy: OHHHHHHH
Shane: Goddamnit, I’m transferring teams again.
Bergy: well that answers one question i had
Ilya: how did you still have this question?????
Bood: yeah man i think it’s pretty obvious
Troy: bood you can’t say that, you’re straight!
Troy: but…..yeah it is pretty obvious🤷
Shane: Seriously, I’m calling my agent right now…..
Ilya: awww my bottom is feeling embarrassed :((( is okay, baby, we can go to bottomFULL brunch
Wyatt: i’m actually crying this is so funny😅
Luca: this feels like overhearing my mom and dad
Young: or like a fever dream
LaPointe: I kind of feel sick
Ilya: HOMOPHOBIC!
LaPointe: Not like that!! Just like...I don't want to hear about my teammates having sex
Wyatt: I mean, they're not saying anything we didn't really already know....
Bergy: and HOW did you guys already know this???
Ilya: As Troy said.....it's obvious, bergy
Shane: That's it, I'm moving to Antartica🫠
Ilya: okay, I'm packing our bags now baby!!!
Luca: wait that's kind of cute
Shane: Don't encourage him, Haas
Ilya: Luca will come too, of course. He is our baby :)
Bood: okay but seriously head count for Sunday???
Nick: yeah i’m gonna need even more mimosas to forget this conversation
Shane: We're in. But the minute one of you brings up this joke again on Sunday, I'm leaving.
LaPointe: 🫡
Dykstra: let's all forget it, please
Luca: copy that, mom!
Shane: Don't call me that.
Ilya: you can call him that. he likes it. he's blushing ;)
Shane: Antartica it is then!