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*blink on*
[Hey there kids!]
[we have a brand new announcement]
are you tired of school?
Kids in the background: yeah!
Are you so sick and tired of how boring it is?!?
same kids: Yeah!
Well be bored no more!
Let us introduce - Willa Wisp!
*Willa Wisp is visually distinct. She has a rather human shape, unlike most of Playtime co.'s toys, two arms, two legs, and a head. In what appears to be hard plastic light brown skin, her face seems to be vaguely between Spanish and Scottish ethnicities, a wig with some really, really messy hair - but in a surprisingly stylish way, and false, if convincing, eyes. She is wearing a pure white pointy witches hat, with a medieval light blue tunic, and oddly enough some denim jeans. and in her left hand she wields an unusual staff - it has a totem of a bright pink, almost gooey, horned skull, on it; but it also has a number of metal spikes jutting out, along with brief flickers of electricity that dance across it*
Getting tired of pouring over hour, after hour, after hour, after hour of history books, because your incompetent teacher told you to study for a test on - let's say - the Roman empire, but never told you which period the test will cover?
Miss Delight: I HEARD THAT!
Look no further -
Willa Wisp: did you know that in Rome, it was very common to have a room called the "Vomitorium"? They existed just for people to vomit in so they could eat more food :D
Rando kids: WOW!
EXACTLY!
Our latest Toy, Willa Wisp, is always happy to learn alongside you. Whether it be history, art, music, math, - even physical education. She's down to voraciously learn them all, and make it fun
Isn't that right, dear Wisp?
Willa Wisp: Of course, you'll find i am always down for any type of activity
EXACTL-
Lily Lovebraids: you mean other than actual fun things?
????
Willa Wisp: what's that supposed to mean?
UM
Lily Lovebraids: oh it's simple, doing your nails, styling and braiding yours and other people's hair-
Willa Wisp: that's a five minute job at most, i'd rather do taxidermy on a skunk - at least that's keep me occupied for more then an hour
Lily Lovebraids: oh you would-
Willa Wisp: ??? what is your problem?
Lily Lovebraids: I think you mean what is YOUR problem?
UM.... I AM STILL RUNNING THIS COMMERCIAL-
Willa Wisp: SHUT IT!
Lily Lovebraids: SHUT IT!
Um um um
Lily Lovebraids: why would they want you when they can have me?
Willa Wisp: i dunno, my bewitching personality
Lily Lovebraids: YOU DID NOT JUST MAKE A PUN AT ME
Willa Wisp: OH YES I DID!
*undiscernable screaming match ensues*
um..... get your Willa Wisp doll for only 15 bucks at your local toy store.
in other news, Playtime Co. now begins its first ever TOY FIGHT
where we pit two toys against each other, and whichever toy outsells the other, gets a new model! And as you've probably guessed, the first two in this BRAND NEW EVENT, ARE WILLA WISP, THE NEWCOMER, AND LILY LOVEBRAIDS, THE REIGNING DOLL CHAMPION!
WHO WILL WIN?
LET'S FIND OUT TOGETHER!