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on a far away island on a gloomy, gloomy day you stand tall facing a strange sentient cob of corn

"you know Y/N..." he pauses for a moment before continuing "I know i said i would never hit the griddy, but if it's for you, i'd griddy all day and night"

he steps closer preparing to use his ultimate rizz line on you

"hey" he looks into your eyes, a seductive look on his face "come here often?"

he grins assuming that his line would charm anyone into dating him

however his line did not work on you

"No what the fuck? why would I date a fucking corn on the cob???" you question annoyed by the strange living food item in front of you

Steve falls to the ground, utterly defeated

"how could you reject me...."

he rises as quickly as he fell although he looks as if he lost a few pounds in the short time he was on the ground

"so i am the villian"

he stares deep into your eyes his voice filled with depression and his eyes deep with sorrow

"what in the Nicacado Avocado!?" you exclaim at the sight of the, now scrawnier, corn cob

he quickly regains his confidence and intends to use his new scrawny rizz on you

"hey" he says in a low golden retriever voice, his smirk returning "come here often?" he says, a hint of aggression in his voice

but yet again he fails

"it doesn't matter if your skinnier! you're still a corn on the cob!" you yell diabolically

steve cobs falls into depression once more but this time he falls upwards into the sky, floating in midair

"alright, have it your way..." he says, a strange calmness in his voice

he strikes a familiar pose in the sky, he looks high right now

"throughout heaven and II... I am the cob one..." he says, putting 120% of his rizzy potential into his body granting him huge muscles

he moves his hands to form a hand sign "domain expansion..." he says, intensity in his eyes "infinite rizz..."

you look around you as the entire area begins to change as several other muscular clones of Steve appear around you

"what is this!?" you question but Steve only replies with a smug grin as they approach you

"hey" they all say in unison harmonizing beautifully "come here often?" this is it. Steve's ultimate rizz technique that he hasn't used since the heian era

yet it's not strong enough to overpower your intense will

"stop trying Steve... it's over, no one will ever love you..."

him and his clones fall to the ground, devestated once more "how could you..." they all say in unison harmonizing once more

as his domain ends you stare down at him, straight into his fear filled eyes as he stares back at yours

"Steve" you begin to speak, Steve flinches hearing the seriousness in your voice

"I am you." steve looks around panicking as the world around him turns into a snowy forest

"NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" he screeches, fear filling his voice as he tries to run away but the snow is thick and his legs are weak

"where you go i go..." you say calmly as you begin walking after him, keeping up effortlessly despite the snow

you close in on him as he desperately scrambles, trying his hardest to escape you "what you see i see..."

"WAIT NO PLEASE STOP!" he yells as he trips and falls to the ground in front of you

"it's over Steve" you say as he lies there shaking in fear "you're dead."

suddenly someone falls from the sky, landing in between you and Steve, as he stands up you recognize the man to be Yuji Itadori

"Don't you dare lay a finger on my brother!"

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Yuji stands up and moves into a fighting stance, lifting his fists to his head and preparing to throw down

"leave now and i might spare your life..." he says, his eyes filled with an intense desire to protect his brother Steve at all costs

"wait Steve Cobs is your brother!?!?" you question absolutely bamboozled at the fact that these two could even be somewhat related

"of course" Yuji says, as if it's the most obvious thing that he's related to a cob of corn "everyone's my brother nowadays"

"erm what the sigma?" you say in the most tuff voice possible and his guard lowers for a moment

"what the fuck is that supposed to mea-" you use the opening to land a strong punch to the gut stunning him for a moment as you land another punch to his jaw followed by several other punches before you land a kick to his chest knocking him backwards a few feet

Steve begins running away at full speed and you chase after him intending to finish this once and for all

meanwhile, Yuji recovers from the beating you gave him moments ago

"I won't let you get him because..." he pauses for a few seconds for dramatic effect "he is..." he pauses yet again

"my special!" SPECIALZ begins playing in the background "NOW BROTHERS!" he yells, his voice filled with strength once more "COME FORTH SO WE CAN STOP THIS MURDURER!!!"

portals appear all around you and Yuji as an army's worth of brothers step onto the island including some incredibly powerful fighters as they prepare to give you a huge beating

you stare at the army, a confident smirk on your face "nah, i'd win" but you know the truth, you're absolutely fucked

you drink your one time use invisibility potion that you for some reason brought with you and weave in between the army managing to get away from them

but while your trying to get through the army without alerting any of them of your presence, Steve Cobs gets into a helicopter and fly's away "FUCK YOU!" he yells into the crowd clearly directed at you

you may have failed today, but Steve wont be so lucky next time...

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It was only a day after your failed assassination attempt and you were already planning another attempt to kill Steve Cobs "damn that Yuji Itadori... making a mockery of me..." you mutter under your breath as you walk through the bustling town

you walk to a nearby store and purchase a spear and a dagger, not the strongest weapon, but it'll do the job for killing Steve

your shopping get's interrupted when you suddenly sense the presence of Yuji Itadori, you turn around and spot him directly across from you purchasing some fresh cursed techniques, he's likely gonna eat them later like the glutton he is

Yuji turns around spotting you easily, he looks a bit surprised but he smiles as he walks over to you "HEY! Y/N!" he yells cheerfully but this only confuses you more, why is he acting like this? is it a trick to make you lower your guard? no, Yuji's far too stupid for that...

your thinking is interrupted as he finally makes his way over to you "hey, i'm sorry for messing up your assassination attempt earlier, i hope it didn't cause you too much trouble"

"oh no it's fine, but uhh, why are you forgiving me this easily? I tried to murder your brother literally a day ago"

"oh, well since i have so many brothers i sort of do a system where everyone get's a single rescue from me if they're in a bad situation" he says suddenly looking a bit guilty "this might seem a bit mean but with so many brothers i can't possibly keep up with all of them so i have no idea whether i should or shouldn't have interrupted that fight or not"

he quickly regains his excitement as an idea pops into his head "I know!" he exclaims "I could buy you a meal at SMK to make up for it" he says thinking that fast food solves all problems like the glutton he is

"sure then let's head over there right now" you begin walking towards SMK with a bright smile on your face but deep down your absolutely fuming at Yuji and plan to end him at the restaurant

the two of you shortly arrive at the fast food place entering inside and walking towards the cash register where Sukuna himself is standing there clearly bored out of his mind due to not getting any customers

"welcome to Sukuna's Malevolent Kitchen, what do you brats want from me?" he says clearly pissed to see Yuji here again for the 15th time this week like the glutton he is

"hmmmm... can i get uhhhhhh...." Yuji begins to consider his options taking a long ass time to order which pisses off Sukuna

"ugh, just order the Amongus nuggets like you always do you damn brat!" Sukuna yells startling Yuji, clearly this isn't the first time Yuji has done this.

"fine, jesus christ no need to rush me" Yuji says still startled by the king of curses "well i do like the Amongus nuggets so i guess i'll order those"

"okay and what about the other brat?" he says looking over towards you

"I guess i'll have the Malevolent Grimace shake" you say and Sukuna heads into the kitchen bringing back the meals you ordered shortly after

"here ya go" Sukuna says and yuji immediately starts gobbling down the Amongus nuggets like the glutton he is

he turns towards you about to say something but freezes looking down in horror as he notices the dagger you shoved into his chest piercing his heart as you take a sip from your drink, never taking your eyes off of his, enjoying how the light leaves his eyes

his breathing grows heavier as he struggles to inhale any air, he try's to say something but you quickly silence him by twisting the dagger inside of him, causing the sound of squelching flesh and pained grunts to fill the room as Yuji falls to the ground trying desperately to make his body move but it just won't, then lying in a pool of his own blood inside of a fast food restaurant, Yuji Itadori died.

Sukuna grins happy to see Yuji dead "damn you got him good" he says admiring your assassination skills

"serves him right for meddling in my business" you say pulling the knife from Yuji's cold dead body and shoving it in your pocket you then finish your drink, making sure to pay Sukuna before exiting out the door silently

the next day you are declared the most wanted person on earth for murdering Yuji Itadori who was everybody's brother, the people are ordered to kill you on sight and to show no mercy when it comes to killing you

you know you're outnumbered so you flee into the forest where hopefully no one will find you

"that damn glutton, even after his death he's still causing problems for me" you continue marching angrily through the forest cursing Yuji's name every step of the way until you come across a strange cabin in the woods

you knock on the door but upon hearing no answer you instead simply kick the door down and continue inside

the interior of the house is horrendous, being incredibly crusty and dirty, the entire house is coated in a green aura with flies

you sigh "guess this is where i'll be staying"

suddenly you hear a sound from behind you and see a shadowy figure in the doorway

"who are you!?" you yell, questioning the strange figure that has entered your new home

"I should be the one asking you that question" he says stepping inside revealing himself to be Sadao Maou AKA satan himself "this is my house after all"

"OH MAH GOD SADAO MAOU!?!?!" you exclaim in pure shock

"yes, it's me, the one and only now answer my question" he says clearly annoyed about the stranger in his home

you look at satan and then around the dirty, crusty house your both in "you live here?" you ask to which he replies with a simple nod "why is it so crusty!?"

"it was like that when I bought it" he says but it's so obvious he's a fucking liar

seeing a golden opportunity you get down on your knees "Please oh great and powerful Satan, please help me kill Steve Cobs!" you ask putting all your rizz into this one plea for help

he stares back at you with his chadness and his aura "then destroy SMK and i'll help you, I dont like their food" he says mogging you in the process

you hear a nuclear boom in the background as the nuclear banana that you sent flying over there earlier finally lands, destroying SMK for good

"good job" he says in a high golden retriever voice "but we're gonna need more than the two of us to beat Steve Cobs" he says, pausing for dramatic effect "but luckily i know just the guy..."

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Sadao looks up to the sky and takes a large breath inhaling a shit ton of oxygen causing several homeless people nearby to drown to death

"WHO WANTS TO PLAY MARINEKART 8 FOR THE BINTENDO BITCH!?!?!" he yells melting the homeless peoples corpses with the volume of his voice

you stare in awe as a giant beam of light shoots up into the sky but your shock quickly fades away as you realize that it's actually just his smelly green aura with flies, just in a pillar form

"Sadao what the fuck are you doing?" you question but he holds a finger up to silence you and you hear the sound of cool rizzful footsteps in the distance and you can tell someone intelligent, charming, charismatic, handsome, incredible and someone who's the greatest Psychic of the 21st century is approaching at the speed of sound

"IT'S ME!!!!" you hear as the sounds get closer "I WANT TO PLAY MARINE KART 8!!!!" the man says as he finally comes into view, mogging everyone with his cool grey suit and awesomely orange hair that totally doesn't look like a Cheeto in any way, shape or form

"here you go" Sadao says and hands the strange man the Bintendo Bitch and he enjoys playing with it

"so... who is this weirdo?" you inquire and Sadao looks at you with that rizzful look he always has

"This man is Reigen Arataka, and he is very goated according to a video I saw on MePipe" he explains, his aura still there, still green and still filled with flies

Reigen sits in the corner enjoying his game of Marine Kart like the goat he is

"he's going to disable the security systems in Steve Cobs tower and in return i'm going to buy him the Doreen's toes DLC for Marine Kart" hearing this Reigen turns around immediately

"did you just say... free DLC?" he says, his eyes flaming with intensity at the prospect of being able to play as Doreen and her toes

"yes I did, all you gotta do is help us murder a piece of corn" he says in a deep golden retriever voice

"alright you got yourself a deal" he replies in a high golden retriever voice

"perfect!" you butt in but you fuck up the quick time event and end up screeching in a Mexican Pitbull voice

both Reigen and Sadao look at you in dissapointment "let's just get going..." Sadao says and Reigen begins hitting the Rizzish Griddy to bring everyone's spirits up

the Griddy works and the dead, melted, homeless people's spirit's get to rise up to heaven

"so um, we can use the Falinglebajinjanglebahelichopperander to get to his tower in no time" Sadao explains while Reigen is still hitting the Rizzy Griddy in the background allowing the homeless people to ascend

"ah, I see" you say stroking your non existent beard like Sensei Wu

"yeah and if we do that we ca-" Sadao turns to Reigen "STOP HITTING THE GRIDDY!!!!" he yells causing Reigen to fall to the ground depressed in a rizzful way and causes the homeless people's souls to fall to hell for eternal damnation

"the Falinglebajingjanglebahelichopperander is right over there..." Reigen says while pointing at something that is beyond mortal comprehension so I can't explain it

"ah the good old Falinglebajingjanglebahelichopperander, I used to ride that to school everyday when I was younger" Saddao says reminiscing on old times, the flies in his aura also reminisce, the homeless people suffering in hell also reminisce on when they were alive

"I'll drive it!" Reigen exclaims as he hippity hoppity's his way into the drivers caboose

"how do we get in if we can't comprehend it?" you inquire to wich Sadao responds with "I dunno man just fo with the glow or somethin"

you fo with the glow and get into the passenger zone and Reigen begins to fly the Falinglebajingjanglebahelichopperander through the astral plane at suboptimal speeds because he's bad at driving the Falinglebajingjanglebahelichopperander

"YOU SUCK AT THIS!" you screech in a high golden retriever voice to witch he ignores you and continues flying

you all arrive at Steve's tower and hit the Weezer pose "let's kill this fucking cob!" you all, say in unison but your voices are all different breeds

"ummmm guy's?" Reigen asks

"what is it?" Sadao questions back

"we didn't do the Weezer pose fully, we only did it with 3 people..." he says looking a bit worried "that's like a bad omen you know?"

"Reigen what the fuck are you on about?" you screech clearly not believing that failing to Weezer could ever bring bad luck

you all then enter the tower prepared to end steve cobs once and for all

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you and the rest of your team head inside the tower and Reigen disables the security system easily like the goat he is

"nice one Reigen, now we can continue forward" Sadao says, praising Reigen for his genius

you all hit a syncronized moonwalk through the halls, stylishly taking out anyone who try's to stop you

some of them try to run away but your sparkle is too bright for them to handle, blinding them permanently

"It was worth it practicing our sick moves, we're the stars of the show now!" you say while expertly moon walking and occasionally hitting a smooth jig

"hell yeah it was" Reigen replies also moon walking and occasionally hitting a rizzy griddy

"you musn't falter, we're almost there" Sadao says hitting an extra stylish move that blinds a few people, his green aura also dancing along with him

eventually you complete the full dance routine, ending in a synchronized twirl and pose

you and the gang quickly lock in as you approach the top of Steve's tower, exiting onto the helicopter pad where you see a Falinglebajingjanglebahelichopperanderexteinessouteriander (a limited time special version of the Falinglebajingjanglebahelichopperander) and Steve Cobs facing opposite to you aura farming silently

he turns to face you, smug grin on his face "so you've decided to face me once more?" he says looking confident in his victory

"it's over Steve, we're here to stop you once and for all" you declared, prepared to kill Steve any means necessary

"oh but you've forgotten one key thing..." Steve cobs says, his grin widening

"and what might that be?" Reigen question's, a little nervous as to what the cob is hiding

to everyone's shock Steve slowly begins to pull out a long blade constructed of pure light energy, it's glow illuminating the area around him

"i'm stronger than all of you" Steve begins, an intense look in his eyes "with this weapon I can cut the very stars themselves! you will be no match for it, now come forth, AND DIE!!"

"uhhh guys..." Reigen utters, shaking in fear "i think we might be-GLK"

Reigen let's out a pained sound and looks down, only to see the light blade already thrusted deep into his chest, the blade jutting out from his back, his heart speared on the tip of it

"there goes one" Steve says laughing maniacally as he looks towards you, choosing you as his next target

"YOUR TURN!" Steve exclaims as he dashes towards you prepared to take your life

you close your eyes and hold your arms up bracing for his attack but it never comes

you open your eyes only to see Sadao standing in front of you stopping Steve from getting to you

"Thank you Sadao I don't know what i would have done if yo-" you look up, horrified to see that the man who saved you is nothing more than a headless, standing, corpse

you look downwards only to see his head rolling towards you before stopping at your feet, facing up at you, his eyes that were once full of color are now lifeless and cold

Steve cobs sighs, dissapointed "what a fool, giving his life for someone else when he could've escaped here alive had he abandoned you" he says turning towards you

"now it's your turn, you should have never made fun of my Cobness, you see ever since i was a kid..." Steve cobs begins telling his tragic backstory while you desperately think of a way to make it out alive

suddenly you remember something and pull out the phonewave that you had brought with you just in case and begin to use it

"and that's why me and my mother never trust pull doors" Steve finishes his backstory and quickly notices you and your phonewave "HEY STOP THAT!"

you look at steve with a smile and simply say "L pie congrats" and activate the phonewave right before his sword slices you to pieces

"Alright let's kill this fucking Cob!!!" Sadao and Reigen say in sync but their voices are different breeds

the time travel worked and you're back in front of Steves tower

"hey why didn't you join in?" Sadao asks dissapointed in you

"Yeah we did all that practicing just for this moment so it could be really cool and all that..." Reigen utters depressingly

"guy's, i cam from the future..." you say in an ominous tone "and us failing to hit the weezer pose led to our downfall at the hand of that wreched piece of corn"

"alright then i guess we better go get a fourth member" Reigen says as he effortlessly jumps into the Falinglebajingjanglebahelichopperander

"and i have just the perfect idea on who we can get" Sadao says as he get's into the Falinglebajingjanglebahelicopperander as well

you get inside as well and hear a nuclear boom as you take off into the astral plane at suboptimal speeds

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you look out the window into the blueish void that is the astral plane before turning back around to face Sadao, who is sitting just across from you also looking out the window

"hey Sadao" you get his attention and he looks over at you curiously

"what is it Y/N?" he asks, leaning slightly forward as he does

"where is Reigen flying us to?" you inquire to witch Sadao sit's straight looking like he has something important to say

"well you see, when flying on the Falinglebajingjanglebahelichopperander you have the option of flying through roughly 6 or 7 dimensions" he moves his hands up and down as he says this

"one of those dimensions happens to be time, so we're gonna head all the way back to 2000 BC and request help from the Bust"

your eyes widen in shock "THE BUST IS FROM THE PAST!?!?" you exclaimed in shock "Isn't he in the present!? there's no way he can be that old and still stand a chance in his fight against that pink haired guy!"

Sadao raises one finger like the nerd he is and begins to speak once more "erm actually, due to the laws of time travel, once an object has left it's respective time zone for too long reality makes an attempt to correct itself, typically this means that if you bring something from the past to the present it will eventually shoot back a few years into the past, so in other words: the bust being in the present is definitive proof that out mission back in time will be a success" he says finally lowering his nerdish finger

"EwHM AchTHoOaLY DuE tO tha lws Of tiMe twbal onze aN ObJE-" you begin to mock Sadao's nerdish methods of explanation but you are inturrupted by a bonk on the head from him

"oh shut up already!" he screeches, annoyed by your mockery

"look" Sadao takes a deep breath, calming down a little "the main point is, we only have him for a limited time, got it?"

"Yes sir!" you screech in return

"sadly this trip will use up the last bit of time travel fuel, I wonder why we run out after only one use, seems a bit ridiculous I you ask me" Sadao questions not knowing that having infinite time travel would make the rest of the story really boring

"We're here!" Reigen yells from the drivers caboose as he pulls into the past

"well let's get going" you say exiting quickly

all of you get out of the Falinglebajingjanglebahelichopperander and are faced with a large pyramid in the center of a long desert wasteland

"so this is where we'll find him?" Reigen inquires as he admires the pyramid's beauty

"yeah, he should be resting in these pyramids for the next couple thousand years" Sadao screeches in a medium pitbull voice

Reigen makes the most devious face that no one had made since the rein of sir Devious Dinklebary the 13th

"why are you making that horrendous face Reigen?" you asked, shocked by the devious face

"Sadao" he begins "where exactly inside the pyramid is the Bust?"

"well if my memory is correct" Sadao looks up for a moment thinking about where the Bust could be "we should just have to take 2 lefts 3 rights a left another right then go straight then right then left 4 more times and then go straight again and then we will be there" he explains, remembering everything perfectly

"why did you want to know?" Sadao asks in a devilish manner, but Reigen had already taken off into the pyramid

"guess we gotta go follow him now" you say as you walk towards the pyramid's entrance

Sadao silently follows you but his green aura with flies is more porcupine-y than usual

you eventually find Reigen in the Bust's tomb attempting to get the Bust to join him

"So mister Bust!" he exclaims confidently and with very much rizz "how would you like a once in a lifetime offer of becoming the apprentice of the greatest psychic of the 21st century!?" he strikes a rizzful pose in front of the stone statue but it doesn't move an inch

he turns towards you and Sadao "hey, is he alive? or is this the wrong guy?" Reigen asks

"he's the right one, he's just the strong silent type you know?" Sadao explains, his green aura now settling

Sadao walks towards the Bust observing it's rocky face "mmm-hhmmm, oh I see, ah wonderful" he says, somehow making conversation with an inanimate stone Bust

Sadao turns back around to face both you and Reigen "he said he'd love to join us and help" Sadao screeches

"great, Reigen, carry him all the way to the Falinglebajingjanglebahelichopperander okay" you declare as you and Sadao begin to walk out of the tomb

"what- but i-" Reigen tries to refuse

"he's your apprentice isn't he? so you should carry him" you respond and you and Sadao leave Reigen alone with the Bust

Reigen sighs and tries to move the bust but since it's made of solid stone it's extremely heavy and he struggles to move it even a little bit

after a month or two of pushing the Bust all day long Reigen finally get's it right in front of the Falinglebajingjanglebahelichopperander and he looks like a dehydrated skeleton

after 8 more hours of pushing he manages to get the Bust into the vehicle and he get's into the drivers caboose looking like a decaying corpse

"took ya long enough" Sadao says grinning devilishly

"well maybe if you had helped me we could have finished sooner!" Reigen screeches in a long golden retriever voice

Reigen angrily fly's all the way back to the present and you all get out of the Falinglebajingjanglebahelichopperander including the bust, who got out all on his own

Reigen looks pissed and he rehydrates to his original state "you could move the whole time?!" he yells "listen here Bust! you're on thin ice here! the next time you mess with me I'll have to use my psychic powers on you!" he says striking a menacing pose

the Bust looks back at him, using his strong silent technique and Reigen calms down

you all stand in front of Steve's tower and hit the Weezer pose causing the buddy Holly riff to play

"let's kill this fucking cob!" you all say in unison but your voices are all different breeds, the bust's voice is some sort of non-existent blind breed of dog

and with that, you all enter the tower with good Weezer luck

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the sound of breaking wood fills the apartment as several armed soldiers enter the room aiming their guns towards the two guys who lived there

"EVERYBODY! GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!" one of the soldiers yells and the two guys comply with his orders

"wh-what is this?" the first guy, Brendan says his voice fearful

"silence! all will be explained soon enough" the soldier says keeping his gun pointed at their heads

the second roommate, Sean, frantically looks around for any way to escape but he finds none

the soldiers then stand straight moving out of the way as a skeleton enters the room, his glowing blue eyes looking between the two roommates with dissapointment

"greetings, I am the chief of squad 13, Grant Bones" he says, his bones clacking with each movement

Brendan finally gains the courage the speak up "what do you want? if your looking for money we don't have any..." he says utterly terrified

"money? no, not at all..." Grant begins "our gang, "Survival the Bones fans the killers" is simply here to cleanse the world of anyone who is "impure""

"a-are we "pure"?" Brendan asks

"well, let's find out" Grant says his grin widening "sing Bones by imagine dragons, if you can get the first part correct we'll spare your life"

"oh okay i-i think I can do that..." Brendan says unsure of himself "uhhhmm gimme gimme gimme some time to think... I-I'm in the bedroom dreamin bout bug?"

the skeleton makes a hand motion and one of the soldiers shoots Brendan straight between his eyes, his body falling to the ground

"it's dissapointing how many people are impure nowadays..." Grant says before turning to Sean "your turn"

Sean looks back with a look of determination which excites Grant a little

"Gimme gimme gimme some time to think, i'm in the bathroom lookin at me, face in the mirror's all I need" Sean begins shocking Grant with his skills

"wait until the reaper takes my life, I could never make it out alive, I will live a thousand million lives" Sean continues

after a while of singing Grant decides this is enough "alright alright thats enough, you've proved your purity" Grant says but is shocked as Sean continues to sing

"look in the mirror of my mind"

"turnin the pages of my life"

"walkin the path so many paced a million times"

Grant gets visibly nervous and even a little scared causing Sean to grin knowing his victory is at hand

"drown out the voices In the air"

"leavin the ones that never cared"

"pickin the pieces up and buildin to the sky"

the soldiers around them start to break formation slightly after noticing Grant's rage at the newcomer who dares to outshine him

"my patience is waning is this entertaining? our patience is waning"

"IS THIS ENTERTAINING!?" Grant suddenly yells as he joins Sean in a duet causing some of the soldiers to flee in fear for the intense battle

"I-I-I GOT THIS FEELING YEAH YOU KNOW?" they both sing in unison, determined to not let the other one win

"WHERE I'M LOSING ALL CONTROL, CAUSE THERES MAGIC IN MY BONES!"

"I-I-I GOT THIS FEELING IN MY SOUL, GO AHEAD AND THROW YOUR STONES"

"CAUSE THERES MAGIC IN MY BONES!"

the battle continues intensely, some of the gang members even adding in background vocals and playing instruments to help their boss

"THERE GOES MY MIND! DONT MIND! THERE GOES MY MIND!"

objects in the room begin to fly all over the place as the duel causes a small hurricane inside the room tossing objects and people all over the place

"THERE GOES MY MIND! DONT MIND! THERE GOES MY MIND!"

"CAUSE THERES MAGIC IN MY BONES!" Sean finishes however Grant had finished with "CAUSE THERES MAGIC IN MY SOUL!"

Sean suddenly get's furious "You bastard! I WONT LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS" he yells as he jumps towards Sean but before he can harm him, he crumbles to dust mid air

Sean grins and his body is enveloped in blue flames as his flesh burns away leaving nothing but his skeleton and two blue eyes

now begins his new life as the new chief of the 13th division of "survival the Bones fans the killers", Sean Bones