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BAKUSQUAD
(Yesterday)
NOT Shitty Hair: come on, bro
NOT Shitty Hair: at least let them know you're alright!!
I AM THE BEST has entered the chat
I AM THE BEST: I'm fine
NOT Soy Sauce Face: THANK EVERYTHING HOLY!!
NOT Dunce Face: I’M SO HAPPY YOU'RE FINE DUDE
NOT Raccoon Eyes: ME TO
NOT Raccoon Eyes: IM CTYINGGG
NOT Soy Sauce Face: I'm sorry we didn't go with Kiri, man
NOT Dunce Face: same but we thought too many people would make us obvious
NOT Raccoon Eyes: EXACTLY and we also didn't want to get in the way or at least I didn't
NOT Dunce Face: SAME I also had a small part of that was thinking ‘it's Bakugou he's got it figured out’
I AM THE BEST: I DIDN'T NEED help and I did have it fucking figured out
I AM THE BEST: you're all fine with me, you cowards
NOT Shitty Hair: whatever you say, man
NOT Soy Sauce Face: I'm just glad we're good
NOT Dunce Face: same
NOT Raccoon Eyes: same
NOT Shitty Hair: SAME!!!
I AM THE BEST: GO TO BED AND STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE, FUCKERS
I AM THE BEST has left the chat
NOT Dunce Face has left the chat
NOT Raccoon Eyes has left the chat
NOT Soy Sauce Face has left the cat
NOT Shitty Hair: that went well lol
NOT Shitty Hair has left the chat
(2:34am) NOT Dunce Face has entered the chat
NOT Dunce Face has changed name to ( • ε ◠ )—☆
( • ε ◠ )—☆ has changed NOT Raccoon Eyes to ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ)
( • ε ◠ )—☆ has changed NOT Soy Sauce Face to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
( • ε ◠ )—☆ has changed NOT Shitty Hair to ୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨
( • ε ◠ )—☆ has changed I AM THE BEST to ─=≡Σ(╯｀Д´)╯
( • ε ◠ )—☆ is offline
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ) has entered the chat
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ) (12:45pm): WE GET TO LIVE TOGETHER!! EEEEE!
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): shitty reason but still
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): …Kami did you change our names again??
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has entered the chat
( • ε ◠ )—☆ has entered the chat
( • ε ◠ )—☆: mayhaps but–
( • ε ◠ )—☆: WE GET TO LIVE TOGETHER!!!
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): EEEEEEEEE!!
( • ε ◠ )—☆: EEEEEEEE!!!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: come on, man! I really liked the last ones
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: …this really does fit my vibe tho lmao
( • ε ◠ )—☆: EXACTLY so you can't be that mad
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨ has entered the chat
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): is this how you see me Kami??
( • ε ◠ )—☆: mayyyybe
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): yeah you right it me
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ)
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: MINES MANLY
( • ε ◠ )—☆: exactly why I picked it, man!!
─=≡Σ(╯｀Д´)╯ has entered the chat
─=≡Σ(╯｀Д´)╯: Why.
( • ε ◠ )—☆: bc it's cute… and we're cute (-_-;)・・・
─=≡Σ(╯｀Д´)╯has changed name to FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU: I'm not fucking cute
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): BOO YOU WHORE
( • ε ◠ )—☆: BOOOOOOO!!!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: guys...he didn't deny that we are cute
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: you're so right!!
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): EEEEEE!! Bakubabe thinks we're cute!!
( • ε ◠ )—☆: aww Bakubabe
FUCK YOU: STFU
FUCK YOU: DON'T TWIST MY WORDS SOY SAUCE FACE
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: this is why I miss our old names :/
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: also reading his username with what he says is killing meee lol
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: it's not like it changed anything lol
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): yeah, he'd still call us those names :(((
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): and same hehe
( • ε ◠ )—☆: I bet Mr. FUCK YOU doesn't even know our names
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: hmmm I won't bet against that
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: I'd like to keep my money
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): oof lmao
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: guys, come on he knows our names!!
( • ε ◠ )—☆: provide your evidence (눈‸눈)
FUCK YOU: How much
( • ε ◠ )—☆: how bout we all put ¥5 in the pot
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: ok I'm down
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: I think he knows @୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨ but no one else
( • ε ◠ )—☆: oh for sure
( • ε ◠ )—☆: same bet
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): I think he knows some of our names but not all
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): wbu @୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: to quote a good friend of mine “id like to keep my money”
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: bro!
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: BROOO!!
FUCK YOU: Shut up, idiots
FUCK YOU: I'll take that bet
( • ε ◠ )—☆: floor is yours, Milord <(•ˇ_ˇ•)–☞
FUCK YOU: Kirishima @୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: BROOO ಥ‿ಥ
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: called it
( • ε ◠ )—☆: yup
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): SHHH
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): keep going!
FUCK YOU (1:06pm): Kaminari @( • ε ◠ )—☆
( • ε ◠ )—☆: I'm HONESTLY surprised
( • ε ◠ )—☆: …but oddly moved ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
FUCK YOU (1:25pm): Ashido @ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ)
FUCK YOU: Sero @¯\_(ツ)_/¯
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: it took him a minute but I told you
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: now you all owe ¥5
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): IM NOT GIVING THIS RICH MAN MONEY
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): DOUBLE OR NOTHING FUCKER FULL NAMES
( • ε ◠ )—☆: FUCK UEAH IM IN
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: I think I'll bet against you guys this time
( • ε ◠ )—☆: TRAITOR
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): TRAITORRRE
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: y'know I think I will too
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: why isn't Kiri being called a traitor???
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): bc he didn't participate at first!
( • ε ◠ )—☆: WHAT SAY YOU, RICH MAN?!?!?
FUCK YOU: Aright, you idiots
FUCK YOU: You're finally speaking my language
( • ε ◠ )—☆: aright
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): aright
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: aright
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: aright
FUCK YOU: STFU
FUCK YOU: You didn't do this to TRAITORRRE or UEAH
( • ε ◠ )—☆: HE ACTUALLY TYOED IT OUT LMAOO
FUCK YOU: TYOED
( • ε ◠ )—☆: yeah but like you ALWAYS SAY we're idiots so we usually let it slide
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: but you've definitely seen us do it to each other before
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: ah yes the ‘wgay’ incident of this year
( • ε ◠ )—☆: THAT WAS MY NAME FOR MONTHS ASSHOLES
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): this funny and all but
ヘ(✧ω✧ヘ): @FUCK YOU are you taking the new bet?
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: ohhhh 1 question mark she's serious
FUCK YOU: Yeah, I already said I would, Raccoon Eyes
( • ε ◠ )—☆: again, the floor is yours
FUCK YOU: Kirishima Ejirou
FUCK YOU: Kaminari Denki
FUCK YOU: Ashido Mina
FUCK YOU: Sero Hanta
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: now we three get the whole pot
FUCK YOU: And you fuckers doubted me
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: reading his username with his messages is still killing me
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: it's like he just personally with our full gov names said f u to all of us lmfao
FUCK YOU: Tf you mean I did and I meant it
୧(＾ 〰 ＾)୨: Bakubro…
•°• ⋮ ⌨ ⋮ •°•
So Hot I Shock You: you just did that to get him to say our given names, huh
So Hot You Melt: I SHOULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL WE WERE IN PERSON .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
So Hot I Shock You: you fool
So Hot I Shock You: you absolute fool